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Title: My Favorite Song
Post by: funkedup on October 31, 2002, 02:24:48 PM
I'm an amazinhunk
          I'm just a regular Joe, with a regular job
          I'm your average white, suburbanite slob
          I like football and porno and books about war
          I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor
          My wife and my job, my kids and my car
          My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar

          But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
          (oh no, no way, uh uh)
          No I gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense
          (woah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah)
          I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane
          While people behind me are going insane

          I'm an amazinhunk (he's an amazinhunk)
          I'm an amazinhunk (he's an amazinhunk, such an amazinhunk)

          I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
          I walk around in the summertime saying "how about this heat?"

          I'm an amazinhunk (he's an amazinhunk)
          I'm an amazinhunk (he's the world's biggest amazinhunk)

          Sometimes I park in the handicap spaces
          While handicapped people make handicap faces

          I'm an amazinhunk (he's an amazinhunk)
          I'm an amazinhunk (he's a real diddlying amazinhunk)

          Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
          Ranting and raving and carrying on
          Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong
          Nah

          I'm an amazinhunk (he's an amazinhunk)
          I'm an amazinhunk (he's the world's biggest amazinhunk)

          You know what I'm gonna do
          I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible
          Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
          And all leather cow interior
          And make brown baby seal lions for head lights (yeah!)
          And I'm gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
          Gettin' 1 mile per gallon,
          Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's
          In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
          And when I'm done sucking down those greeseball burgers
          I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
          And then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
          And there ain't a whoopee thing anybody can do about it
          You know why, because we've got the bombs, that's why
          2 words, nuclear diddlyin' weapons, OK?!
          Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want
          They can have a big democracy cakewalk
          Right through the middle of Tianamen Square and it won't make a lick of difference
          Because we've got the bombs, OK?!
          John Wayne's not dead, he's frozen, and as soon as we find a cure for cancer
          We're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off
          You know why,
          Have you ever taken a cold shower, well multiply that by 15 million times
          That's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be!
          I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes,
          and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey, and drive down to Texas...

          (Hey! You know, you really are an amazinhunk!)
          Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal?
          I'm an amazinhunk (he's an amazinhunk)
          I'm an amazinhunk (he's the world's biggest amazinhunk)

          A-S-S-H-O-L-E
          Everybody
          A-S-S-H-O-L-E

          I'm an amazinhunk and I'm proud of it.
Title: My Favorite Song
Post by: Sandman on October 31, 2002, 02:25:52 PM
Denis Leary rules.
Title: My Favorite Song
Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on October 31, 2002, 02:25:58 PM
Dennis Leary, had that mp3 for a long time.
-SW
Title: My Favorite Song
Post by: Kanth on October 31, 2002, 02:34:29 PM
as soon as i read the

Quote

2 words, nuclear diddlyin' weapons, OK?!


I knew it was Dennis Leary.

He's the only one I know that says how many words it's going to be, states what he's gonna state then asks a question at the end.

what an amazinhunk ;)
Title: Re: My Favorite Song
Post by: SirLoin on October 31, 2002, 06:24:33 PM
Quote
Originally posted by funkedup
I'm an amazinhunk
                    I'm an amazinhunk (he's an amazinhunk)
          I'm an amazinhunk (he's an amazinhunk, such an amazinhunk)

         

A definte Frank Zappa influence I'd say.
Title: My Favorite Song
Post by: blur on October 31, 2002, 07:30:40 PM
Pop Quiz:

Where was this motherless diddly born and raised?

:p
Title: My Favorite Song
Post by: funkedup on October 31, 2002, 07:34:13 PM
One of those east coast communist enclaves, I forget the name.  It scarred him for life.  :)