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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: minus on November 03, 2002, 05:06:33 PM
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what a heck goin out here ? are HTC sold to I magic or micro$oft ?????????
after 2 month loged back and find out so many strange things ?
about germans canons will not even bother why the going down
but stil not copy how 50 caliber diameter can hairprecise cut of something important on 6 meters square , tryed to make a real size picture , and stil not get glue how is it posible ? , yeah i know many planes got TNT stored in tail:rolleyes:
well crap on it, gvs, planes have icons , why trees and buildings not have ????? dont say i not need to measure closure rate , i NEED !
if AH is porked at half, pork it to 100 % or fix it :p
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Ummmm...did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?
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Originally posted by sling322
Ummmm...did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?
You not hairprecise i nEeend icon whiner HTC!!!
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Wow.
He invoked the names of two companies on the TTSNBN list, so there are some points. It was totally incoherent; I'll give him the benifit of the doubt and assume that wasn't a language problem, so there are a few more points. Some nice bonus whining about damage model, I think. Quite a bit of passion. Not bad, not bad at all.
Maybe a 3.1 at best, though. Certainly not major league.
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ah , a fine french whine, not a bad vintage, plesant if confusing aftertast
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All have what Minus was drinking!!! uummmm on second thought never mind.....
7.6
T0J0
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I give it a 3.00
I enjoyed it really, half the fun was trying to understand it..
Good show !!
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Yet through the babble he still manages to convey LW bias . Bravo. I give this one an 8.5 .
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I give it a solid 9, definitely a classic Minus post. Good show, Minus!
SOB
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Minus is beyond French.
eskimo
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Yes I'd give it a 9. I've missed the incoherent outbursts from Minus on channel 1 - you know - the ones where nobody replies simply because they don't know how to :D
Although I am curious about why he wants icons for trees?
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well, that was painful.
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Although I am curious about why he wants icons for trees?
Good question.
I am waiting for complaints that:
1) Trees are "warping on demand"
2) Trees are hacked
3) Trees are overmodeled
4) Trees should be perked
5) Trees should be called "dweebtrees"
6) Trees run instead of staying and fighting
7) Trees are "ack huggers"
8) Trees never fight 1 vs 1
9) Tree guns are too effective
10)Someone was killed by "an invisible tree"
dago
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Minus no can english!!
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who let the French in?:)
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In response to the first post:
No HTC sell from I-magic the Micro$oft. Strange things many, 2 months updates yeah. Skuzzy add new server. Many players see the fish.
Germans cannons unaccurates. .50 Bullet not magic but many fired. Old is damage model. Olds is also car.
ICONS no trees houses. Three. Airplanes and GV's have guns. Can move. Ram not caused by house. Rocket atta
The Pork not eaten by AH. Bad for you. No pork, live long and happy! :)
I hope that makes some sense :) :) :)
J_A_B
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Nice one J_A_B!
Minus' rant rates a solid 7. Less art more pop. He's just gettin' his legs back. Just you wait.
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Minus come with me friend, let's have a little talk hmm? :D
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Originally posted by J_A_B
Old is damage model. Olds is also car.
are you master yoda?
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I lost the the thread from this sentace:
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Ok....here i lost the thread :D
Originally posted by minus
what a heck goin out here ?
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ZUT!
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For all you whiners complaining about his english why dont you reply back in french and ask him to repeat himself, at least he tried in your language.
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Hй le Vide, comment de vous tirez le baton de votre bout, plantez quelques semences et essaie lа dedans de grandir un sens d'humour. Continue Moins!
^If only it were a whine...it could really be something special.
SOB
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You're all a bunch of *** . use a propper translator engine (http://www.google.com/intl/xx-bork/)
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if i get the jist of your french, something to do with remove stick from up arse and get a sense of humour lol :D
whats the actual translation?
(Never good at french)
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I give it a 7.3. Marks are taken off because it is difficult to discern the incoherant bable from possible translation problems.
One thing is certain... its classic minus.
AKDejaVu
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yeah brainles dwebs , dont think about how is it writen , but try a litle, just a litle think and have some deduction what i targeting ,
:p
never saw any real plane or vehicle with icon in my life ! right probably you also not, all static object if move or not is it RELATIVE and all player controled have to find another way how to display ID and distances, the actual sytem give enormous advantage for the 50 caliber is not modeled corectly ! if is it AP it canot aply hiz kinetic energy on any soft part of plane , so is it time to STOP cut up the plane tails with 50 caliber , HTC in each pach change buble size for diferent calibers
but in text they never mention about, :( :confused:
if you people, so well speaking english, explain me , why it need 3 x 30 mm to kill a paratroper ?:rolleyes:
in french they will die from 1 hit :p
sems only alied and gameys without job replyed ???:eek:
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hey only english speaking whiners about problems ,
reply me in Slovak, czech, hungarian,german, french,and at last if YOU cant, and speak ONLY english then try it slowly , to fast writen down i cant anderstud :p :D
acepted also polish,serb,horvat,rusian and some dutch replyies
but avoid English , please :cool:
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You tell them Minus!
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Originally posted by minus
if you people, so well speaking english, explain me , why it need 3 x 30 mm to kill a paratroper
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Because you can't aim.
-- Todd/Leviathn
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deadman i was not speaking about aim , damit !man ! you ALSO have problems with ENGLISH ? you cant read ? :cool:
hits=aim ??? loks wery similar ????
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You may want to reword that so that he can understand it Levi.
because aim???????? have not, you NEED!!!
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another 1 who have problems now to recognize numbers:rolleyes:
if i write need 3x30 mm becose trops die after 3 hits from 30 mm and when mean hits , it show on FE the hit sprite,
hope not to complicated for native english speaking people;)
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Originally posted by minus
deadman i was not speaking about aim , damit !man ! you ALSO have problems with ENGLISH ? you cant read ?
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Calling what you write "English" is a stretch. Maybe "Frenglish" would better describe it.
hits=aim ??? loks wery similar ????
I'm fairly certain that paratroopers, like bailed pilots, require you to shoot the person and not the chute in order to kill them. As such it's possible that you were hitting the chute and registering hits, but you weren't doing any actual damage.
Hence the need to improve your aim. Why you would waste 30mm for the job is beyond me when a single well-shot .303 is enough to kill a paratrooper or bailed pilot.
-- Todd/Leviathn
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dead man , , just be sure , i learned from beta until now how and where to aim to kils paratropers,
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Originally posted by minus
dead man , , just be sure , i learned from beta until now how and where to aim to kils paratropers,
Obviously, you have not learned well enough.
-- Todd/Leviathn
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maybe you right ,with 30 mm i not learned , but can asure you i will not have problems with your prefered spitfire
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It's not the poor English that makes it good, Minus, it's the whine combined with the poor English. Without the critical whine ingredient, it just wouldn't be so funny.
Maintenant continuer avec votre lamenter, Moins, mais se souvenir d'ils ne sont pas seulement des cavaliers, ils sont des cavaliers super!
Blank, for an appropriately incoherent translation of what I wrote to you, translate it to English at: http://www.freetranslation.com/ That's also what I used to translate my English into horrible French :D
SOB
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actualy you say whine ? for who is it a whine ? for some hapy alied nice jockejs ?:D
bah man wake up , and do not bother me with word like whine , honestly i em not realy sure what a hell it realy means, your whine
i find it AH porked if you like it or not and punt on it ! is it my opinion and not whine or whatever word
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Minus, you are making accusations with no proof or hard data -> whining.
-SW
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profe my i em gilty !! about making accusations with no proof
,where are your proof about i em wrong ? nowhere ! so let it out
i anderstud you try me explain why is it define like whine, but is it something new when some people need infinitie proofs to finaly admit something wrong ?
ah change , after mostly 3 years is it never the same , but all the time it was klaimed is it corect , AH will change, i hope !
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Why do I need proof to prove that you are wrong, while you have no proof to prove that HTC is wrong?
It's the other way around, you need to prove something is wrong rather than what you think it is.
-SW
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wery simple , presumed guilty or inocent ?????
how is it work in USA ?
maybe i acuse HTC to be guilty, but you and others also acuse me to be guilty
sugesting whiners about whine , before you come whine about whine brink some hard data !!!!
becose we are presumed inocents
:p
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I am not sure how HTC models damage to paratroopers. I have tried in times past (when REALLY bored) to experiement with hitting them in different spots from GV and plane. It doesn't seem to matter. Those suckers are tough !
I could be nuts but I do not beleive it is true you have to hit only the man. Hitting the big part of the parachute seems to do it for me as well as any other spot, but they do need a few hits in my experience. (especially easier to see and test with Ostwind or M16 with tracers turned off)
(An animation of the guy falling from the chute would be a nice detail - but probabaly too much gore for HTC)
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Well, in this case... HTC is innocent until proven guilty, afterall, you are accusing them of things that they have not been proven guilty to.
So, in this case... it would require you to have to put forth some sort of digitally rendered data.. even in it's most simplest form.
So I guess what I'm trying to say is, quit yer whinin'!
-SW
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This is a fantastic thread that should win some sort of award!
SOB
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<1>bah how you know i dont have data ? you know nothing , but this is not important , just tell my what give right to negate the second point ???? are you have any profe vs me ?
are the lo say first acusation have to be judge before second can begin ?
beter you stop whining about whine , you even cant profe i whine < point 1 >
SOB please keep you personal coments for your self , for me is nothing worthels like whine about whine
all of you have many times posibility to EXPLAIN or persuade me where is my mistake , but many of you just post craps about your stupid uber egos
minus geting alergic to whiners about whine , bevare , vacin dangerous for viruses like Whiners About Whine
:D
WAW go away :p
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Finally...
After all these years, I get the Jerry Lewis thing!
Imagine this....a smug, know-it-all Frenchman.
Wow, this flies in the face of the stereotype:D
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My FE doesn't have git sprites. :(
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No proof needed against you.
You have no proof AH porked.
You need proof first.
Then we need proof you are porked.
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thrawn , i sugest you also edit your post , becose now it not realy have sense :p
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it have sense in lots
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Originally posted by minus
SOB please keep you personal coments for your self , for me is nothing worthels like whine about whine
I'm not whining Minus. I think your whines are extremely entertaining, and I encourage you to continue!
SOB
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thrawn , well then try this one : ubohy hlupacik strkas zase hlavu tam kde netreba ? :D
sob check wolfie definition , it depend of the angle how i see your posts , :D
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Le fardeau de la preuve est sur vous. Vous devez prйsenter l'йvidence pour vous avйrer OH est porked.
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well nice now thrawn , i prefer , litle detail my french is not beter like my english becose i em not french
and evidence , well this is the point , if i read the the eula corectly i em customer right ? so ?
no way to profe anything here about coding but are AH bug free or game balance disbalance ?
ahh LW fan egal to a laboratory rabit ?
damit lets stop on it , honestly are the 30 mm dmg acurate now ? and about the 50 and hispano ? are they realy like in real ?
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I give this whine o Nine
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Originally posted by minus
ahh LW fan egal to a laboratory rabit ?
That's an insult to lab test rabbit's everywhere!!!
-SW
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my fediddlein eyes are bleeding
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I feel myself getting dumber with every post i reddid in thread, this is.
AAAAAaaaaaAa It's happening!!
-- Todd/Leviathn
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Originally posted by minus
sems only alied and gameys without job replyed ???:eek:
Actually, I replied from work.
And last time I shot at paratroopers, there were no hit sprites on them....bailed pilots, yes....paratroopers, no. As far as I know, they just disappear if you hit them.
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This thread smells of garlic and elderberries!
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Who's on first?
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Could someone explain to me why some people browse the boards all day and flame posts in an attempt to start trouble? Hes posting his concern over icons. Why do you feel the need to flame him for it? Get a job instead.
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My GOD! this thread just keeps getting better.
Thanks for being there minus.
AKDejaVu
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If you would make coherent posts like this when you are logged in as minus, I think people would respect you more and they might go out and get jobs.
Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Could someone explain to me why some people browse the boards all day and flame posts in an attempt to start trouble? Hes posting his concern over icons. Why do you feel the need to flame him for it? Get a job instead.
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Le mauvais franзais d'odeur, fraude au rugby, et sont de mauvais amoureux!
:D
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The French smell funny, are bad at rugby and are horrible lovers?
I'm curious... how do you know they are horrible lovers? I don't think its fair that you'd judge that based solely on your experience with minus. Maybe its just him.
AKDejaVu
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Freaking beautiful.
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I don't know I follow everything Minus is trying to say but I was shot down the other night and while in the chute I had a guy try and gun me down. His plane ran into my chute and his plane turned into such a beautiful fireball. Guess I had chute made out of steel LOL. The guy fired at least a 2 second burst before he exploded. My chute should of been torn to shreds and maybe some damage to the plane, but exploding, I don't think so.
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A classic post!
Bet that would crash the spellchecker.
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Ich liebe dich minus.. :p
Ich denkst das dein englisch ist besser dann mien deutsch. Horen Sie nicht, die aces high leute mochte nur aces high.
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Dood he said he doesn't speak french.
yer not even listening to him JESUS...
GET A JOB!!!!
Originally posted by Oedipus
The really rotten thing here is that none of the "Engrish" writing people bothered to reply to minus in French. Try it. See how you sound to him or straffo ;)
Polly voo germapell?
Oed
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Originally posted by Oedipus
The really rotten thing here is that none of the "Engrish" writing people bothered to reply to minus in French.
What are you talking about? I tried to talk to him in both french and minus.
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There have been several surveys, including this one by durex : http://www.boston.com/news/daily/27/sexual_superpower.htm
Some others have rated french endurance well below par, and frenchmen the least considerate.
:D
Nice to see you agree about their smell and rugby skills though!
Originally posted by AKDejaVu
The French smell funny, are bad at rugby and are horrible lovers?
I'm curious... how do you know they are horrible lovers? I don't think its fair that you'd judge that based solely on your experience with minus. Maybe its just him.
AKDejaVu
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Minus: "thrawn , i sugest you also edit your post , becose now it not realy have sense"
Thrawn: "it have sense in lots"
Too funny Thrawn!
PS... I don't know about anybody else but... I AM at work. :)
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Originally posted by Thrawn
What are you talking about? I tried to talk to him in both french and minus.
Oh dear god! I think this thread is going to reach some sort of Humo(u)r/whine-critical-mass and blow out the UBB
-Sikboy
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are the american living in moon is a moonman ???
wonder, why they stil think i em frenchman ,realy wonder , why ?
what image make this people to AH who spend so much time and efort to make me ridiculous what image give WHINERS about whine ?
and why they targeting my personaly ?
to many remarks about how poor inferior i em , why ?
anyway have to ,,salute,, some brave persons ,why try to defend me and ,,salute,, to others who not have sick pleasure joking on my person
and even if this post finished up so badly i em sure canons and mgs will be more balanced and dmg model revisited, i hope HTC
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So you want MGs and cannons balanced.. but not accurate?
You are forever making false accusations without anything to prove that you may be right.
Minus, I don't know what you call it in your language... but in english, that's whining.
You are complaining about something that you can not prove is incorrect or done poorly... that's whining.
As for why people think you're French: Location: France Cannes
People target you because you start threads, say something is wrong, but have absolutely NO proof and do not provide anything except accusations.
If you want something changed, prove it's wrong or broken... otherwise you ARE whining.
-SW
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wulfie you just master the catch up on word biznes, crap on it if balance or not but how is it in AH is not realistic ,
about proofe , no more coments we discuted this before , about you proof it , the last i have nothing to proof anybody who replied to my poost
people take right to be Judge ? how that ? who give them right to pick on me ?
and if some of them have some memory in the 2and half years mentioned and writen down X time i em not french
wulfie stop pick up on me , if you represent any kind of HTC ,tell me, then pick up on me
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Originally posted by minus
are the american living in moon is a moonman ???
Holy crap, I've just reached enlightenment.
And to you who say, "Can you write french as well as minus writes english.". I would like to say, I can write any language in history, better then minus can write in english.
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wulfie you just master the catch up on word biznes, crap on it if balance or not but how is it in AH is not realistic ,
You still haven't proven it's not realistic... only said it's not realistic...
Got any proof? I don't have to prove anything, you need to prove it's wrong to get it right.
-SW
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Originally posted by Kanth
If you would make coherent posts like this when you are logged in as minus, I think people would respect you more and they might go out and get jobs.
Who are you?
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crap dessus, je suis le moonman
Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Who are you?
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As a squadmate so eloquently put it:
"Screw it. Let's dump NATO, invade France, and sell it on E-bay"
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Ahhh I get it, Minus isn't a froggie but hes working hard at being incoherent and arrogant to get honourary froggie status?
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Tomorrow, on Jerry Springer..
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Minus, you are great, keep up the good work.
Signed,
Smash
Unemployed Allied Fighter Pilot
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I am salemman in the salem here where good physics are good what you want realistic.
no typhoons with the guns that do fire from the back when forward they fly. HTC are fantasy land
SOB
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SOB,
That what you must make, must take the text, that it has been written in English, that it has been translate more subsequently to the spaniard for means of a translator in the line. They must then take the text, that is and still it changes it after Frensh. The result then has had still from the change to the Italian. It ignites the execution and it changes to this to the German for means of the same motor, then changes it finally still for English.
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This has been one of the funniest things since James Brown flipped out on PCP .
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Минус,
Каждый предполагает, что Вы будете французским, но очевидно, Вы - не. Который национальность является ли Вы? Действительно ли Вы - Немец, Русский, Чех, который?
Честно, ваш английский язык очень труден понять. Я думаю, именно поэтому, что многие высмеивают Вас.
От того, что я могу понимать, Вы думаете, что LW орудия - porked? Почему - это?
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^^ LMAO!!!!
думаете, что LW орудия - porked? Почему
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Crap,
Obviously this board has difficulty with Russian Cyrillic fonts...lol.
Let me try again in translit.
Minus,
Kazhdyj dumaet, chto Vy frantsuzskie, ochevidno, Vy - ne. Kotoryj natsional'nost' yavlyaetsya li Vy?
Chestno, vash anglijskij yazyk ochen' trudno ponyat'. Ya dumayu, imenno poetomu, chto kazhdyj vysmeivaet Vas.
Esli ya pravil'no ponimayu Vas, Vy chuvstvuete, chto LW orudiya porked? Chto opredelenno o nikh yavlyaetsya li porked?
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Minus,
Don't pay any attention to these people. They are unemployed.
Anyways... Can I ask a question? I'm wondering how you feel about Jerry Lewis and Woody Allen. I know it's off topic and if you want to email me that would be ok. But I'm curious. How do you feel about Jerry Lewis and Woody Allen? If you have an opinion on Bridgette Bardeaux and her animals I'd love to hear your thoughts on that too.
Thank you minus.
Yours in the name of Science,
Nash
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slovak dont use cirilic , only rusian bulgar and grece
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This thread gets 5 stars and 2 thumbs up. If I didn't know better, I would think it was a troll!!! VERY entertaining :D .
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Minus,
Correct, but since I don't know Slovak, or Bulgar, but do know Russian, that was what I used (cyrillic initially). Weird, the Cyrillic looks Ok when I am writing it, but once sent to the board, it comes out gobbeldy gook. Either way, you said Russian was ok and I resent in transliteration.
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Calling what you write "English" is a stretch. Maybe "Frenglish" would better describe it.
That's Franglais Leviathan... a well know dialect often used in the now dead english satirical magazine, Punch.
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Originally posted by AKWarp
Weird, the Cyrillic looks Ok when I am writing it, but once sent to the board, it comes out gobbeldy gook.
Yep, same thing happened to me.
-Sikboy
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I think this is an intentional safety feature on this BBS like a car has airbags.
Originally posted by AKWarp
Weird, the Cyrillic looks Ok when I am writing it, but once sent to the board, it comes out gobbeldy gook.
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Yoda: "Do or do not, there is no try."
Frankensteins Monster: "unghhhhh mmm fire unghh!"
Tonto: "me smokem' peace pipe"
Tarzan: "Me Tarzan you Jane"
Caveman: "Me have club, back to cave."
Minus: *His next post here*:p ;)
By the way... I rate this 8.5 out of 10 on the Fine French WHINE scale.
Wheee!!!
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Originally posted by minus
acepted also polish,serb,horvat,rusian and some dutch replyies
ah, mooi !!
ik zou graag een baguette en een stukje chaume bij deze wijn (whine?) willen hebben ... dank !
Goner
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Originally posted by marauder
By the way... I rate this 8.5 out of 10 on the Fine French WHINE scale.
I really don't think that minus is French and he says he doesn't speak French very well.