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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: eskimo2 on November 03, 2002, 05:15:28 PM
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HTC, being punished for crashing into things like hills, mountains, the ground, and ships HAS GOT TO STOP!!! AARRRR!!!! :mad: (I'm SOOO very mad!) OK, so there I was, fighting about 25 guys all by myself in my LA-7 and this flaming P-38 hulk goes spinning by me (OK, maybe there was one other friendly around who may have pinged him.). Anyway, I decide to pump a few more rounds into him, just to put him out of his misery. The thing is, he was going straight down, and he continued going straight down into the ground like an idiot. He was really hard to hit because he was floppin all over (dang stick-stirring cheater!). Well, I'm tryin to land some hits on him, see, and after he crashed into the ground I tried to pull up, but my stupid plane wouldn't do it! IT JUST WENT STRAIGHT INTO THE GROUND TOO!!! AND THEN I DIED!!! :mad: Like it's MY fault that I crashed, sheesh, I was just following the other guy (I was only doing 560 MPH!). Anyway, I shouldn't die in that situation. IT'S JUST NOT FAIR AND I THINK I'M GOING TO CRY!!! And to top it off, my K/D went from 0.03 to 0.02. :mad: That's just not fair! (I almost NEVER look at my score though, I just happened to look just then.) Then there was this other time… I took off in my first 262, there I am at about 200' and 120 MPH, I engage Auto-Pilot Climb-on-Speed, and the dang thing dives right into the ground. Well, you guessed it, THE STUPID GROUND KILLED ME AND COST ME 200 PERK POINTS!!! :mad: It took me 2 years to earn those 200 points. HTC, the way you've got the Auto-Pilot and ground coding mixed up IS NOT FAIR!!! (HTC, you OWE me 200 points and a new dog!!!{see, I beat the %&#@* out of my dog after I lost the 262 and then he ran away}) IT WASN'T MY FAULT! ARRRRR!!!! Then there was the time that I set my LA-7 on Auto-Pilot to go get a beer. Well about 15 minutes later, as I walked into the room, I saw my LA-7 heading RIGHT FOR A MOUNTAIN. It crashed before I could get to my computer AND I SPILLED MY BEER! :mad: (HTC, you OWE me a beer!!!) Once again, IT WASN'T MY FAULT! The stupid mountain wasn't there when I set my plane on Auto-Pilot! Like I could do something about THAT!!! Then there was the time that I was diving on this goon, see, I'm going almost straight down and I lit him up from nose to tail, see, and then guess what happened? You guessed it! I HIT THE STUPID GROUND, AND ONCE AGAIN, IT KILLED ME!!! ARRRR!!!! It's not my fault that he was only flying at 50'! How the heck was I supposed to know how high he was? It's not like I could see HIS altimeter!!! Where was my plane supposed to go after I dove past him? Huh? You tell me HTC!!! What would YOU do in that situation? A month after the 262 incident, I'd saved up 8 perk points and decided to spend them on a C-hog. I take off from a CV fully loaded, it drops off the deck and I level out at about 15'. Then, what cuts right in front of me? The stupid cruiser! Well, I couldn't avoid the cruiser since it suddenly cut me off, and guess what happened when I hit it? I DIED! I HIT A FRIENLY SHIP AND IT KILLED ME!!! How stupid!! I'M TELLING YOU, IT WASN'T MY FAULT! :mad: We should be able to fly through friendly ships, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY CUT US OFF!!! ARRRR!!!!
HTC, I should be able to fly through the ground and stuff, AND YOU OWE ME: 208 perk points, a beer, a new dog, and you need to fix my K/D so that's its back up to 0.03 (Or I'm going to get really mad and cry!!!). :mad:
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Hehe, that about hits the nail right on the head!!!
Good One Eskimo
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Oh, the red letters and size were nice, but according to the rules you're disqualified. You have to be serious to get a score.
Sorry.
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Oh, he's serious. 5/5. Good show old man.
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Originally posted by Fancy
Oh, he's serious. 5/5. Good show old man.
You'd better believe I'm this stupid!
eskimo
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Originally posted by eskimo2
You'd better believe I'm this stupid!
eskimo
Never a doubt in my mind.
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Fly C-Hog.
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OH MY GOD........
ROFLMAO....that gotta be the best whine I've ever heard
to you Eskimo
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LMAO :D
I would have been ROFLMAO, but I can't fall out of my cockpit due to the high sides :)
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What a CLASSIC!!
the cruiser story had me crying
- if only all whiners took the time and effort you did I'd read more of them :D
Cheers
Antaris
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hehe:D
you should try the CT
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Ya got what you deserved. :)
ATC
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thats pretty stupid to crash into a hill mountain ground or sea especially when you 20k above the highest mountain around...when there diving into the ground leave em gain some alt and E and shoot down the next one dont simply follow em and think your elgay 7 wont have anyproblems with compression...
you deserved it yah moron shoot till they cant survive if they tried and fly away. dont dive from 20k with engine ON and think your not gonna get to much speed and die. dont whine about it in big red letters on the MB when its your own damn fault
IT JUST WENT STRAIGHT INTO THE GROUND TOO!!! AND THEN I DIED!!! Like it's MY fault that I crashed, sheesh, I was just following the other guy (I was only doing 560 MPH!). Anyway, I shouldn't die in that situation
err are you a retard
1 genera;lly people die when they hit the ground at 560mph
2. yes you should die in that sit because you couldent pull up and you HIT THE GROUND AT 560
3. yes it is your fault you crashed you didnt keep and eye on your speed and you dived after a sure kill
maybe you should kill this thread of (if your smart enough) before you get a rep for being a retard
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I can't believe you people fell for this fishing trip. A lot of self-rightous people look very, very silly with a hook in their mouth
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Don't read this....I thought I told you to not read this but you did anyway
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Excellent eskimo m8
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Originally posted by vorticon
thats pretty stupid to crash into a hill mountain ground or sea especially when you 20k above the highest mountain around...when there diving into the ground leave em gain some alt and E and shoot down the next one dont simply follow em and think your elgay 7 wont have anyproblems with compression...
you deserved it yah moron shoot till they cant survive if they tried and fly away. dont dive from 20k with engine ON and think your not gonna get to much speed and die. dont whine about it in big red letters on the MB when its your own damn fault
err are you a retard
1 genera;lly people die when they hit the ground at 560mph
2. yes you should die in that sit because you couldent pull up and you HIT THE GROUND AT 560
3. yes it is your fault you crashed you didnt keep and eye on your speed and you dived after a sure kill
maybe you should kill this thread of (if your smart enough) before you get a rep for being a retard
HOLY CRAP !!! Eskimo .. YA GOT ONE !!! :eek: Didn't think it would be possible ... but this BB never ceases to amaze me.
Vort ... Its gonna take more than a vise-grip to get the hook out !!! :rolleyes:
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too much red and overuse of capital letters...
have to lower my rating to a 3.0
*edit*
ok.. after re-reading this line:
A month after the 262 incident, I'd saved up 8 perk points and decided to spend them on a C-hog
maybe I can up it to about a 6.0.. excellent use of stinkbait.
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Wow, I really want to hear how somebody missed that one, particularly with all of the previous posts.
Ever seen those root beer commercials about being thick?
Is that the guy on this bbs a few entries up?
---is there a doctor in house? Maybe a pair of needle nose pliers? I think he swallowed it---
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The funny thing is, I didn’t even intend this thread to be a troll. It was written as a parody in response to all of the Kill-Shooter and Collision-Code whine threads that have plagued our BB again, and again, especially lately.
Nevertheless, I’m delighted by vort’s response! :)
BTW vorticon, I already have a pretty solid reputation as being a retard… err… Welcome to the club!
eskimo
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lmao!!!!!!!!!
Best whine EVER!
hehe, i'm still laugthing, espicialy after vorts response!
maybe you should kill this thread of (if your smart enough) before you get a rep for being a retard
maybe vort should've taken his own advice lots of threads ago:)
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Go ez on vorticon guys, he'll learn about satire when he gets to High School and takes a literature class.:)
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I think vorticon was playing along. Nobody would be that stupid to think this was serious, would they? :rolleyes:
Eskimo - GREAT POST! Was laughing quite a bit while reading it.
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Did u have time to say "ouuuu this is gona hurt" :eek:
hehe
Good Huntin
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:D GOOD ONE!
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Bro that will teach you to not chase my P-38, mind you it's the only tactic that will always work on you.
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you deserved it yah moron shoot till they cant survive if they tried and fly away. dont dive from 20k with engine ON and think your not gonna get to much speed and die. dont whine about it in big red letters on the MB when its your own damn fault
---is there a doctor in house? Maybe a pair of needle nose pliers? I think he swallowed it---
Not only did he swallow it I think it might have passed out the other end:p
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Sure - that's the best whine ever no doubt, but here maybe this will help you. Why don't you LEARN HOW TO FLY! and this won't happen. If a C47 is 50 feet off the ground, I never hit the ground -u dive as close to the water as possible with some room and level off there and catch the dang thing and shoot him down...I think you should go back to flying basics.
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Originally posted by HeLLcAt
Sure - that's the best whine ever no doubt, but here maybe this will help you. Why don't you LEARN HOW TO FLY!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
wheh...out of breath....wheh
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *cough* *cough* *cough* *couhg*
Okay...maybe I can help YOU...learn to spot a troll m8
hehehehehehehe
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is there a four day lag on this thread? How cant people catch this? I guess in the AH community the old saying gets reversed. "you cant fool some people all the time, but you can fool most of the people most the time. over and over in fact, and hell even if you tell them about the joke they still fall for it."
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Kurt Tank invented augering.
-- Todd/Leviathn
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I just saw a post that reminded me of this one.
eskimo
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oldies still the the goddies LOL
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Originally posted by vorticon
thats pretty stupid to crash into a hill mountain ground or sea especially when you 20k above the highest mountain around...when there diving into the ground leave em gain some alt and E and shoot down the next one dont simply follow em and think your elgay 7 wont have anyproblems with compression...
you deserved it yah moron shoot till they cant survive if they tried and fly away. dont dive from 20k with engine ON and think your not gonna get to much speed and die. dont whine about it in big red letters on the MB when its your own damn fault
err are you a retard
1 genera;lly people die when they hit the ground at 560mph
2. yes you should die in that sit because you couldent pull up and you HIT THE GROUND AT 560
3. yes it is your fault you crashed you didnt keep and eye on your speed and you dived after a sure kill
maybe you should kill this thread of (if your smart enough) before you get a rep for being a retard
not sure whats funnier, the original whine or the guy who took it seriously:rofl
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Originally posted by mechanic
not sure whats funnier, the original whine or the guy who took it seriously:rofl
so true......
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Lol, it's all too funny.:rofl
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That's a classic Eskimo! :)
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" Which brings me to my next point: Don't Smoke Crack" :p
:lol :rofl
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This thread should be made a sticky!!
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Both Vorticon and HeLLcAt still carry the scar, from the removal of the hook.
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Originally posted by vorticon
err are you a retard
maybe you should kill this thread of (if your smart enough) before you get a rep for being a retard
Very impressive Vort!!!
suicide is an ugly spectator sport!! But you got it right the first attempt! WTG..
IKON
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:lol
I'd nearly forgotten how gullable harry can be at times:rofl
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Originally posted by SlapShot
Both Vorticon and HeLLcAt still carry the scar, from the removal of the hook.
LMAO - just realized how old this was. Man, these hooks are timeless :D
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:lol
it took 2 years for me to get flak on that post...either i got lucky with that one or your all getting fat ugly and slow
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Poor dog!
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um vort, I count 4 or 5 that caught ya back in `02 :)
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dern...
1 /-\R3 t3h P\/\/ /\/ ()D
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This is just my favorite post ever.
eskimo
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I can’t believe you resurrected this thing but since you did, I’d only give you an 8/10. Two points off, one point for lack of a GV whine and another for bombers.:)
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lol at punting your own thread.
the wine was not bad, but there are some better vintages out there ; )
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WOW ... eskimo resurrects his own OLD thread and catches two more fish immediately.
Looks like Vorticon and HeLLcAt can be thrown back in due to the availability of fresher fish.
WTG eskimo ... you are truly a skilled fisherman.
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People start combat sims at different times so they whine at different times, and if you've never whined, you don't take it seriously enough. Show me one serious pool player who has never blamed a table or a stick for missing a shot :aok
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Originally posted by SlapShot
WOW ... eskimo resurrects his own OLD thread and catches two more fish immediately.
lol slappy...
i remember when he first made this post. i was thinking to myself, why is he complaining while flying an La7 LOL
at the time i was just learning the intricacies of bulletin boards (i have never seen or used one before) LOL
i was learning what a "troll" was, and IIRC this was about the time Rude's WoW was ending. didn't HiTech come along and sat to quit it?
i didn't want to get sucked into that then and dont now LOL. i'm just saying there are some better whine / troll's burried in the board i can remember ; )
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Seriously, I never intended this thread to be a troll; just a parody. I tried to make it as absolutely stupid and unbelievable as possible. I still don’t think that anyone would be so stupid; come on, who would expect to be able to fly through the ground? I never though for a second that anyone would take it seriously. I was poking fun of whiners with extreme exaggeration though.
eskimo
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oh i rememeber ; )
i thought for sure HT was going to lock the thread back then.....
at the same time, i didn't knwo you or many of the charecters of this soap opera here, and was a bit hesitant at the time LMAO ; )
those were the good ol' days : D !!@!!!
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See rule 13.
13- Do not punt topics. Punting would be making a non-substantive post for the express purpose of bring the thread to the top of the thread list.