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Title: Need co-habitant for hotel at the Con
Post by: Ripsnort on June 06, 2000, 08:19:00 AM

Still looking for someone that can be a co-habitant of the room I have reserved.

FYI: I smoke cigars, but not indoors.

I fart sometimes, but they NEVER stink.  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

I don't drink alot, 1 or 2 is max for me for health reasons.

I'm actually a nice guy in person, just a salamander to those  who voted for Clinton (JUST KIDDING!)  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)

I like to look at boobies, but alas, am happily married, so hookers are out of the question!

Takers?
Email me.

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Title: Need co-habitant for hotel at the Con
Post by: Maniac on June 06, 2000, 08:21:00 AM

*shrug*  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)



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Title: Need co-habitant for hotel at the Con
Post by: Jochen on June 06, 2000, 08:25:00 AM

Count me in!

Here is picture of me so you can recognize me easier when I arrive.

 (http://www.pg.ru/train/images/image17.jpg)

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Title: Need co-habitant for hotel at the Con
Post by: Ripsnort on June 06, 2000, 08:36:00 AM

Yikes Jochen!  This is why I have a concealed weapons permit!  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

Title: Need co-habitant for hotel at the Con
Post by: Vermillion on June 06, 2000, 09:22:00 AM

Its Texas, only wussies have concealed carry permits, real men wear them in an open holster  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)

(FYI Not sure about Texas, but that is an actual law in WV. Open carry is totally legal anywhere but banks and federal/state buildings)

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Title: Need co-habitant for hotel at the Con
Post by: Mighty1 on June 06, 2000, 09:39:00 AM

Hi my name is Inga and I would love to room with you.  (http://www.nlcs.k12.in.us/dewey/wow.jpg)
I'm sorry but I hate to sleep alone so we have to share a bed and...well I sleep in the nude..I hope you don't mind. I also can't say no to a man with a name like RIP.

Title: Need co-habitant for hotel at the Con
Post by: Ripsnort on June 06, 2000, 10:05:00 AM

<Rip reads Mighty's post...and shivers at the thought of a long, drawn out divorce, fatherless children, and doctors visits after only 1 night with the beauty, then runs away screaming!>

Gee Mighty, that's a nice pic, but how did you manage to get a picture of my wife online?  

Title: Need co-habitant for hotel at the Con
Post by: funked on June 06, 2000, 10:12:00 AM

Are there two beds?

Title: Need co-habitant for hotel at the Con
Post by: Mighty1 on June 06, 2000, 10:22:00 AM

Ummm your WIFE?! Hate to tell you bro but that's Kieren after his sex change.

Title: Need co-habitant for hotel at the Con
Post by: Saintaw on June 06, 2000, 11:00:00 AM

...as long as I don't have to sleep with Swager...  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)

Title: Need co-habitant for hotel at the Con
Post by: Ripsnort on June 06, 2000, 11:00:00 AM

Funked: Of course there are two! Jeez!

Mighty: ROTFLOL !  Good thing your "little" brother is on Vaca, he'd kick yo butt!  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)

Title: Need co-habitant for hotel at the Con
Post by: funked on June 06, 2000, 11:15:00 AM

On vaca?  Is this another bestiality thread?

Title: Need co-habitant for hotel at the Con
Post by: Wanker on June 06, 2000, 11:23:00 AM

Hey Rip, I'm interested. Since we're both in the same married boat, hookers are definately not an option. Maybe we could rent a Ron Jeremy tape or two, instead.  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)

I'll send you an email today.

Title: Need co-habitant for hotel at the Con
Post by: Ripsnort on June 06, 2000, 11:25:00 AM

Sounds good banana, hell, couple of Minnesota boys down in Texas? Woo hoo!   We'll show them how Yankees have a good time!  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)

Someone explain the Ron Jeremy thing, I seen the website of him in his g-string, is this a joke?

Title: Need co-habitant for hotel at the Con
Post by: Wanker on June 06, 2000, 11:39:00 AM

Hmmm..how to describe Ron Jeremy.

Mr. Jeremy has "scored" more than Joe Monatana, Michael Jordan and Wayne Gretsky combined.

Think of him as the "Energizer Bunny" of the porn industry. He just keeps on going, and going, and going....

Title: Need co-habitant for hotel at the Con
Post by: Vermillion on June 06, 2000, 11:40:00 AM

Nope Ron Jeremy is not a joke.

He is a legendary porn star that did most of his work back in the 80's, and early 90's.

I think now he mostly directs these movies and does guest appearances.

Ron Jeremy is too porn, what Eric Hartmann was to WWII Aviators.  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif) No joke.

Not that I'm into porn, but I had a buddy in high school who was the porn watching king, and I caught a few now and then with him.

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Title: Need co-habitant for hotel at the Con
Post by: Ripsnort on June 06, 2000, 11:42:00 AM

Okay, think I understand now, don't see porn here because to me, its like being on a diet and reading a recipe in "Better Homes and Gardens"...you can look, but not taste, so why bother?  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

Title: Need co-habitant for hotel at the Con
Post by: Hangtime on June 06, 2000, 03:20:00 PM

Rip... lemme get this straight.

Yah smoke; but yah don't exhale indoors.

Yer farts don't stink..

Yah drink; but can't get lit..

Ya like to look at boobies; but wont touch 'em live or on the hoof...

You whistfully remember reganomics and consider the last 7 boom years in the economy a bogus rip-off of the american public.

Hmmmmmm..

Can't imagine why you'd have trouble gettin a bunkie.  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

Hang

Title: Need co-habitant for hotel at the Con
Post by: JoeMud on June 06, 2000, 04:08:00 PM

Hey rip count me in.

I dont smoke

I fart..but you wont hear them

Im not old enouph to drink

I got a stack of bill clinton targets  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

I like boobs but im poor so I cant get hookers

Title: Need co-habitant for hotel at the Con
Post by: humble on June 06, 2000, 04:16:00 PM

hehe, was wondering what type of response that post would bring (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)....as a FYI I'm 90% certain that my CPA handles Ron Jeremy...not certain though...he somehow got hooked up with seymour buttz and that led to 2-3 similiar clients. Always get a kick since he is such a straightlaced guy (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)...almost all of his business is high end (except for occasional deadbeats like me)...i'll double check, if so I'll bring some tapes/DVD's  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif).

Title: Need co-habitant for hotel at the Con
Post by: Camel on June 06, 2000, 05:35:00 PM

 my CPA handles Ron Jeremy...

hmmmm??    (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)

Title: Need co-habitant for hotel at the Con
Post by: Brazos on June 06, 2000, 09:30:00 PM

LOL Hangtime!

Title: Need co-habitant for hotel at the Con
Post by: 1776 on June 07, 2000, 12:27:00 AM

Ok,ok, so what's the AoA? Um, the co-e-fish-ant of the cosign<drops sliderule on the floor>  Oops, wrong thread. bye<scampers outa room>