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Title: Who is Kurt Tank?
Post by: Gloves on November 08, 2002, 10:51:56 AM
I've seen the name Kurt Tank referred to in many posts, but have no clue who he is.  So the basic question is ...

Who is Kurt Tank?

Thanks,

Glove
Title: Who is Kurt Tank?
Post by: Wotan on November 08, 2002, 10:54:02 AM
The Creator of All things Good

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Psalm of Milenko

Kurt Tank is my shepherd, I shall not want;
he maketh me a FW 190 to JABO down in green pastures.

He leads me beside still waters; he restores my K/D ratio.

He leadth me in the paths of B-n-Z for his name's sake.

Yea, though I FLY through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil; for thou MK108 30mm art with me, thy BMW 801d and thy MG 151's, they comfort me.

He preparest a VULCHFEST before me in the presence of my enemies.

He anointest my head with oil, yet my BMW 801d runneth still.

Surely, DWEEDFIRES and RUNSTANGS, shall follow me all the days of my life; and I shall dwell in the house of the WÜRGER forever!


Lest we forget WHY Hangtime hates Kurt Tank and his creation the WÜRGER

Book of Revolutions:
Chapter 16, verse 10

"And the fifth WÜRGER poured out his MK108 upon the seat of the RUNSTANG;

And his cockpit was full of darkness, and the RUNSTANGS gnawed thier tongues for pain;

And blasphemed the FW 190;

And repented not thier deeds."
Title: Who is Kurt Tank?
Post by: Soulyss on November 08, 2002, 11:00:08 AM
Or, in laymans terms... Kurt Tank is most known for being the principle component behind the FW190 design team.
Title: Who is Kurt Tank?
Post by: Monk on November 08, 2002, 11:12:37 AM
Wer?......Kurt "was fur ding".
Title: Who is Kurt Tank?
Post by: Turbot on November 08, 2002, 11:12:41 AM
Kurt Tank, chief of design at Focke-Wulf


http://www.nasm.edu/nasm/aero/aircraft/focke_ta152.htm
Title: Who is Kurt Tank?
Post by: Glasses on November 08, 2002, 11:26:34 AM
A-Men Brutha Wotan A-men.

Long live the Church of the Luftwaffe!!! :D
Title: Re: Who is Kurt Tank?
Post by: Dead Man Flying on November 08, 2002, 11:39:02 AM
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Originally posted by Gloves
Who is Kurt Tank?


Kurt Tank's dead, baby.  Kurt Tank's dead.

-- Todd/Leviathn
Title: Who is Kurt Tank?
Post by: Pei on November 08, 2002, 11:45:16 AM
Kurt Tank invented God!
Title: Who is Kurt Tank?
Post by: Furious on November 08, 2002, 11:54:33 AM
Mathman has a really good picture of him.


F.
Title: Who is Kurt Tank?
Post by: mason22 on November 08, 2002, 12:33:51 PM
I thought Hangtime was Kurt Tank? :confused:
Title: Who is Kurt Tank?
Post by: AKDejaVu on November 08, 2002, 12:36:42 PM
Kurt Tank is god... if god wore a leather teddy.

AKDejaVu
Title: Who is Kurt Tank?
Post by: Shane on November 08, 2002, 01:52:58 PM
unfortunately, since kurt tank was gay, there's been no continuation of his line of genius.
Title: Who is Kurt Tank?
Post by: BD on November 08, 2002, 02:08:14 PM
Kurt was also the guitarist/vocalists/song writer of Nirvana, a grunge rock band of the early nineties which was instrumental.....

Oh.  wait.  wrong kurt.
Title: Who is Kurt Tank?
Post by: Pei on November 08, 2002, 02:12:33 PM
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Originally posted by BD
Kurt was also the guitarist/vocalists/song writer of Nirvana, a grunge rock band of the early nineties which was instrumental.....

Oh.  wait.  wrong kurt.


Actaully this was the right Kurt: the whole Cobain identity was sham to allow Tank to show off his musical genius. Once he got it out of his system he killed-off the identity and went back to making sure gravity works, the seasons turn and developing the JSF.


Btw Oleg Maddox is also Kurt Tank.
Title: Who is Kurt Tank?
Post by: MANDOBLE on November 08, 2002, 02:54:12 PM
Not the designer of point and click TIE fighters ...
Title: Who is Kurt Tank?
Post by: funkedup on November 08, 2002, 03:03:04 PM
Kurt Tank is a famous homosexual of the 1940s.
Title: Who is Kurt Tank?
Post by: Nilsen on November 08, 2002, 03:15:14 PM
Kurt Tank is the second best AC designer AFTER Alexander Kartveli
Title: Who is Kurt Tank?
Post by: Mathman on November 08, 2002, 04:31:01 PM
Kurt Tank is a shim.  Pure and simple.  That's why the LW folks get their leather crotchless panties and chaps in a bunch.  They don't know how to react to the fact that their hero is a tranny.
Title: Who is Kurt Tank?
Post by: Hangtime on November 08, 2002, 04:41:28 PM
Kurt Tank wuz Willie Messerchmidts butt-monkey.

Also known for inventing:

kneepads with wheels
shaved gerbil anal insertion
shaved gerbil rescue squads
nuclear powered accujacks
Al Gore
Cindy Lauper
cloing of live sheep vaginas less the resta the sheep
New Zealand
TA-152
Blacklight Zig-Zag cards
Zod's sex wax
leather testicle spreaders
the wet vac
retractable nose hair
Title: Who is Kurt Tank?
Post by: Glasses on November 08, 2002, 04:51:25 PM
Hangtime you forgot Kurt Tank's own Patented Heated Leather Undies,avoid the shrinkage  from high altitude flying and the unreliability of other brands. Don't Let Willy touch your willy only trust Kurt Tank's heated Leather undies. ORDER NOW!!!
Title: Who is Kurt Tank?
Post by: Hangtime on November 08, 2002, 04:58:58 PM
No I didn't.... I heard that the pair Fish got don't work.
Title: Who is Kurt Tank?
Post by: Glasses on November 08, 2002, 05:05:38 PM
He got a cheap immitation from North American that's why :D
Title: Here's a picture of Kurt Tank
Post by: Ack-Ack on November 08, 2002, 05:17:56 PM
Here's a picture of Kurt Tank.


(http://www.hispanicvista.com/assets/vile.jpg)



(http://www.hispanicvista.com/assets/479th_shield.jpg)
Ack-Ack
479th FG - Riddle's Raiders
Title: Who is Kurt Tank?
Post by: Shane on November 08, 2002, 05:34:12 PM
here's kurt tank in action.
Title: Re: Here's a picture of Kurt Tank
Post by: JB73 on November 08, 2002, 06:09:04 PM
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Originally posted by Ack-Ack
Here's a picture of Kurt Tank.


(http://www.hispanicvista.com/assets/vile.jpg)



(http://www.hispanicvista.com/assets/479th_shield.jpg)
Ack-Ack
479th FG - Riddle's Raiders


RMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i seen this before in another post and should have guessed that it'd show up posted by 1 of u lamer RUNSTANG/PB&J  pilots :D:D:D

btw ack.. didn' i see a post from you about trying out the "alternative lifestyle piloting" of an LW plane?

OOPS checked the BBS and it was batdog.... he just mentioned you LOL
Title: Who is Kurt Tank?
Post by: Kanth on November 08, 2002, 06:33:00 PM
great Gloves,

now you get to clean up the feces that they are all throwing at each other.
Title: Who is Kurt Tank?
Post by: poopster on November 08, 2002, 07:53:58 PM
A photo of him during his illfated entertainment career..

(http://www.gifmaniacos.com/Dibujos/Mr_Potato/poteto.gif)

nopoop
Title: Who is Kurt Tank?
Post by: Vermillion on November 08, 2002, 08:49:45 PM
Kurt Tank invented the leather G-String and Boostiee

:p