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Title: What does it mean when...
Post by: H. Godwineson on November 08, 2002, 03:18:58 PM: ...you've had the squirts for four days and you feel the pressure building for another intimate rendezvous with the throne and you drop your pants and can't do anything except fart for 30 seconds?

Regards, Shuckins
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Post by: narsus on November 08, 2002, 03:21:03 PM: spastic colon, or perhaps irritable bowels syndrome
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Post by: Kanth on November 08, 2002, 03:46:29 PM: That it's time to buy a flute and go on letterman.
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Post by: H. Godwineson on November 08, 2002, 03:54:57 PM: Good suggestion Kanth...but I can't read music!

Shuckins
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Post by: H. Godwineson on November 08, 2002, 03:56:10 PM: I was going to say I could play by ear but that conjured up too many disturbing images!

Shuckins
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Post by: malloc on November 08, 2002, 04:14:01 PM: Quote
Originally posted by H. Godwineson
Good suggestion Kanth...but I can't read music!

improvise :)
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Post by: Hortlund on November 08, 2002, 04:34:40 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Kanth
That it's time to buy a flute and go on letterman.

ROFL!!!
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Post by: H. Godwineson on November 08, 2002, 04:37:19 PM: "Flight of the Bumblebee" might be entertaining.

Shuckins
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Post by: funkedup on November 08, 2002, 05:08:29 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Kanth
That it's time to buy a flute and go on letterman.

Thanks Kanth, best laugh all day. :)
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Post by: funkedup on November 08, 2002, 05:09:19 PM: I was thinking "1812 Overture" myself.
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Post by: easymo on November 08, 2002, 05:17:32 PM: Am I the only one that cant figure out why one thread gets locked, and another dosn't
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Post by: H. Godwineson on November 08, 2002, 05:24:05 PM: Easymo,

This thread deals with classical music. What's wrong widdat?

Shuckins
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Post by: Curval on November 08, 2002, 05:27:28 PM: Why does the song "Ring of Fire" keep playing in my head after reading this thread?

I think it was Johnny Cash that sang that little ditty. Can anyone confirm?
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Post by: JB73 on November 08, 2002, 05:32:22 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Kanth
That it's time to buy a flute and go on letterman.

OMFG !!! :D:D LOLOLOLOLOL

that'd be better than the chick who pushed her eyes out of the sockets!!!!!!

Back to topic ..

DUDE see a doctor.!!
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Post by: funkedup on November 08, 2002, 05:33:50 PM: Easymo is trying to restrict freedom of speech.
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Post by: VFJACKAL on November 08, 2002, 05:38:39 PM: Curval.........

Yes The man in black did sing that little ditty.

And that letterman crack...had me rollin...thanks for tha laffs:D
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Post by: easymo on November 08, 2002, 06:00:43 PM: "Easymo is trying to restrict freedom of speech."

What issues from that orifice, is usually less offensive then from the other. Usually.
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Post by: funkedup on November 08, 2002, 06:08:02 PM: I was talking about the "other". :)
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Post by: H. Godwineson on November 08, 2002, 08:25:23 PM: If enough of us develop this talent, we could start our own band.

Rip could play the tuba...MT could play whatever a leftest liberal plays. We could even get Mick Jagger to do the vocals.

Whaddya think?

Shuckins
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Post by: hardcase on November 08, 2002, 09:03:28 PM: Its time to have a Colonoscopy. Can be a early warning sign of Colon Cancer, Chrones Syndrome, Spactic Colon, Diverticulitis. Are you concerned enought to post here and not concerned enought to see a Physician?
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Post by: easymo on November 08, 2002, 09:09:31 PM: "MT could play whatever a leftest liberal plays"

I'm thinking piccolo. Lefties are to full of toejam to leave enough room for gas.
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Post by: JoeDirt on November 08, 2002, 09:12:23 PM: LMFAO
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Post by: Saurdaukar on November 08, 2002, 11:47:53 PM: Quote
Originally posted by hardcase
Its time to have a Colonoscopy. Can be a early warning sign of Colon Cancer, Chrones Syndrome, Spactic Colon, Diverticulitis. Are you concerned enought to post here and not concerned enought to see a Physician?

Dude, this isnt funny..?? Stop ruining the thread with meanigful suggestions! DAMN you man! :D