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Title: I start to like comrade Putin!
Post by: Boroda on November 13, 2002, 01:27:31 PM
http://www.iht.com/articles/76800.html

But according to a version taken from Russian television footage and translated by The New York Times, Putin actually said: "If you want to become a complete Islamic radical and are ready to undergo circumcision, then I invite you to Moscow. We are a multidenominational country. We have specialists in this question as well. I will recommend that he carry out the operation in such a way that after it nothing else will grow."

His second beautiful sentence after famous "bump off the terrorists in a toilet".

The only thing I can say - WTG comrade president!
Title: I start to like comrade Putin!
Post by: funkedup on November 13, 2002, 01:33:03 PM
LOL!!!
Title: I start to like comrade Putin!
Post by: Thrawn on November 13, 2002, 01:38:50 PM
Hahah, silly Muslims and Jews with their barbaric dick chopping ceremonies!

Come!  Lets build tanks, buy wheat, drink vodka and insult some more people and religions!  Hahah!.
Title: I start to like comrade Putin!
Post by: Mickey1992 on November 13, 2002, 01:42:37 PM
"The European Union currently spends about E700 million ($707 million) a year on its interpreting and translating services, but that amount will increase sharply once new members join."

Holy crap!  The EU could possibly spend 1 BILLION a year in translating expenses?  I hope the UN doesn't spend that much.
Title: I start to like comrade Putin!
Post by: Boroda on November 13, 2002, 01:52:35 PM
Hehe, Euronews (another enemy TV channel) shows it round and round :)

I wonder who was in charge of that press-conference and let that stupid French reporter with his terrorist propaganda speak?

That Euros eagerly support terrorist bombings of souverigh Yugoslavia and open violation of Helsinki agreements, at the same time giving political shelter to known terrorists and murderers, spreading terrorist propaganda and supporting fascist countries in joining the EU. And they are soooo civilized!

Well, we have specialists to help them. "Experienced surgeon will help a bad dancer".
Title: I start to like comrade Putin!
Post by: Boroda on November 13, 2002, 01:55:49 PM
Mickey, I worked with EU project TACIS, and, even living in Russia, I never saw such a stupid and open effort with the only purpose to spend and steal budget money. Their bosses spend money without count, giving the employees an opportunity it fill their pockets.
Title: I start to like comrade Putin!
Post by: easymo on November 13, 2002, 01:57:58 PM
Hahah, silly Muslims and Jews with their barbaric dick chopping ceremonies

Now that you mention it, it is barbaric.  There is no evidence that foreskin is a health risk at all. Soap and water work just as well.  Mother Nature does no program health risks into organism.  Children have died (anastasia ) having this operation done.
Title: I start to like comrade Putin!
Post by: Thrawn on November 13, 2002, 02:06:08 PM
I completely agree, easymo.
Title: I start to like comrade Putin!
Post by: ra on November 13, 2002, 02:08:21 PM
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Their bosses spend money without count, giving the employees an opportunity it fill their pockets.


Are they hiring?
Title: I start to like comrade Putin!
Post by: Ripsnort on November 13, 2002, 02:08:21 PM
No worries easymo, thrawn, your dicks are so small, you NEED that extra bacon wrapper around it. :D
Title: I start to like comrade Putin!
Post by: Thrawn on November 13, 2002, 02:12:24 PM
Excuse me Rip?  Did you just personally attack me?  Did you just insult me?
Title: I start to like comrade Putin!
Post by: Ripsnort on November 13, 2002, 02:21:10 PM
You forgot your smiley Thrawn ;)

Besides, calling someone a dick, and saying someone has a SMALL dick, are apples and oranges. ;)
Title: I start to like comrade Putin!
Post by: texace on November 13, 2002, 02:34:16 PM
if that's the case, Rip...what if I call someone a dick who hasa small dick? :D ;)
Title: I start to like comrade Putin!
Post by: Ripsnort on November 13, 2002, 02:44:47 PM
Thats what we refer to as our "Friends from the North" , Texace.
Title: I start to like comrade Putin!
Post by: easymo on November 13, 2002, 03:22:32 PM
"Excuse me Rip? Did you just personally attack me? Did you just insult me?"

BAN the diddlyer.
Title: I start to like comrade Putin!
Post by: Thrawn on November 13, 2002, 03:53:54 PM
LOL!

Rip, a smilie does mend the the gaping wound that is my self-confidence now.  :(

My and my small noodle will need years of therpy.



:D
Title: I start to like comrade Putin!
Post by: Wlfgng on November 13, 2002, 04:45:27 PM
I tell you one thing:

if someone were to 'offer' any of us to have the circumcism done now.. the answer would be damned predictable!


ewww.. and having just looked at the title of a thread in the TerrainEditorGeneral forum...   ewwww
Title: I start to like comrade Putin!
Post by: Boroda on November 14, 2002, 05:56:17 AM
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Originally posted by ra
Are they hiring?


Hehe, I don't know ;)

The job I have done for them was the best paid one that I ever had, compared only to working on Viktor Chernomyrdin's election campaign ;)
Title: I start to like comrade Putin!
Post by: Dowding (Work) on November 14, 2002, 06:00:35 AM
Actually, I believe that circumsized men are less susceptible to STIs (and I don't mean the Impreza kind). That particularly includes HIV.
Title: I start to like comrade Putin!
Post by: Thrawn on November 14, 2002, 09:16:04 AM
"From: JOURNAL OF THE AMERICAN MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, Volume 277, Number 13: Pages 1052-1057,
April 2, 1997.

"Results. - We find no significant differences between circumcised and uncircumcised men in their likelihood of contracting sexually transmitted diseases. "

http://www.cirp.org/library/general/laumann/
Title: I start to like comrade Putin!
Post by: -tronski- on November 14, 2002, 09:51:33 AM
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Originally posted by Dowding (Work)
Actually, I believe that circumsized men are less susceptible to STIs (and I don't mean the Impreza kind). That particularly includes HIV.


yep, could've quite got along in life NOT knowin that thanks mate ! :D

 Tronsky
Title: I start to like comrade Putin!
Post by: Dowding (Work) on November 14, 2002, 10:10:48 AM
lol :D I only know because I had the ...err... operation myself. The doctor was trying to relax me before I went under for the op, so maybe he was making it up.

Talk about pain. The days following it were agonising. Ever since, I've been less receptive to pain - because I know what it's really like to hurt. :)
Title: I start to like comrade Putin!
Post by: fd ski on November 14, 2002, 10:15:44 AM
Dowding, why whould you do that ? Just out of curiosity ...
Title: I start to like comrade Putin!
Post by: Dowding (Work) on November 14, 2002, 10:34:49 AM
I was very young, only 10 y/o. Put it this way, John Thomas had grown too big for his boots.

And that's enough about my noodle for today.:D
Title: I start to like comrade Putin!
Post by: miko2d on November 14, 2002, 11:34:53 AM
easymo:Hahah, silly Muslims and Jews with their barbaric dick chopping ceremonies
 Now that you mention it, it is barbaric.  There is no evidence that foreskin is a health risk at all. Soap and water work just as well.  Mother Nature does no program health risks into organism.  Children have died (anastasia ) having this operation done.


 As well as half of the americans.

 Did someone really die from local anesthesia applied to the unbroken surface of the skin? It's the same kind of novocaine cream that the dentist applies to the gum before he uses a needle to inject real anesthetic.
 Many jewish circumcisions are performed without even local anesthesia - no real need for it.

 Anyway, what's a big deal? Circumcision may well be redundant from medical point of view but is it anywhere as bad as pierceing the ears, chemical treatment of the hair, applying cosmetics to the skin - pore blocking, chemicals, etc? How about tanning or exposing your skin to Sun and hard radiation for fasion purposes? What about tight/restrictive clothes? Sounds all pretty barbaric customs to me.

 It's a cultural thing.

Thrawn: "Results. - We find no significant differences between circumcised and uncircumcised men in their likelihood of contracting sexually transmitted diseases. "

 From the same page: "However uncircumcised men appear slightly more likely to to experience sexual dysfunctions, especially later in life. Finally, we find that circumcised men engage in a more elaborated set of sexual practices."

 But: "This pattern differs across ethnic groups, suggesting the influence of social factors." - that just tells you righ away that their study has questionable validity. They admit they did not have a good sample. The people differed not just by having been circumsided but by "ethnic groups" and "social factors". Did they compared circumsised ortodox jews with uncircumsized hispanic bikers?

 miko
Title: I start to like comrade Putin!
Post by: Ripsnort on November 14, 2002, 11:49:58 AM
Dowding, I can relate, except at a much earlier age, I was born 9 lbs. 4 oz.  The next day I lost 4 lbs. when they did my circumcision.
Title: I start to like comrade Putin!
Post by: easymo on November 14, 2002, 12:39:56 PM
Complications from Anesthesia

       Many parents believe their child can be anesthetized during circumcision, but this is very risky. In August 1994 a Canadian hospital issued a strong warning against the use of Prilocaine and EMLA cream upon newborns. Their hospital experienced a case where a few hours after his circumcision, a baby developed significant Methaemo-globinaemia [which can cause brain damage and death in small infants]. Two other cases of Methaemo-globinaemia due to Prilocaine have occurred in British Columbia. [Canadian] Lidocaine has been know to cause the same results.

       The injection of local anesthesia into the noodle has risks as well. It can cause permanent vascular and nerve damage. The shot itself can be very painful.

       Even when anesthesia is attempted, it is not always effective.
Title: I start to like comrade Putin!
Post by: Hristo on November 14, 2002, 01:15:35 PM
Putin most likely has Stalin's picture on his wall.
Title: I start to like comrade Putin!
Post by: koala on November 14, 2002, 01:26:23 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if soon Russia is a closer ally of the United States than is anybody in continental Europe.  In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if the majority of continental Europe becomes more of an enemy than a friend in the not-too-distant future.

Soon the USA-GB-Russia triumvirate will be the leader of the free world, and continental Europe will be the leader of the radical Islamic world.
Title: I start to like comrade Putin!
Post by: Dowding (Work) on November 14, 2002, 02:14:22 PM
lol Ripsnort :)