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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Udie on November 13, 2002, 05:20:09 PM
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I think i'm going to take a break from AH. I hate most of you here now and I am tired.
so maybe i'll see you guys after the next release or something....
Curval thanks for filling up my account when i was in "that bad spot" And sorry i didn't use all of it.....
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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good riddance.
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Udie = RAM?
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so many personalities lately, that there is no way to tell.
Udie the sensible lib
Udie the true hardcore rep
Udie the happy pothead
Udie the depressed
Udie the the condescending
I had sympathy for you Udie, encouraged and tried to help you when you seemed to be down, but now you just come across as an arrogant, weak and confused doppleganger.
Maybe you do need to take a break from this place, but if an internet BBS can really anger you to this point, we can not be the problem. I am not writing this to you in private because I want others to read it as an example.
This BBS has been the same as ever, it is you who is constantly changing every morning.
I am sure you made this post expecting a bunch of "Please dont go! we like you! You are a class act !" responses (you will not admit it though)
Get all your money and get a plane ticket to Tibet.
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That is kinda harsh, you do not really know what is going on in his life, none of us do.
Udie
Later, take it easy.
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Originally posted by GtoRA2
That is kinda harsh, you do not really know what is going on in his life, none of us do.
Udie
Later, take it easy.
I thought this was about how he hated a bunch of people in here so he is busting out the door.
Dont worry, soon a bunch of people will gather here to tell him life will get better and he should stay, and he will until he hates everyone again and needs to be reassured that he is liked.
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I didn't take he hated us all as the reason he is quitting, maybe I'm the obtuse one?
Still he didn't say he hated you...
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Oh, the vicious triangle of quitters!
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Notice how Funked is on the bottom...just how he likes it! :p
SOB
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^^^^ LOL!!!!
You sir, just got yourself a promotion.
(http://www.quittobacco.org/images/diagram.gif)
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Mmmppphhhh. :D
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diddlyers. :)
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Am I gonna have to quit again to join their quitting love triangle of lust? That would be square.
Or we should make a happy triangle, for people who dont leave on a blind rage. How about
Animal
Mrfish
Tac
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Try a little H2H udie. The whineing alone, is funny enough to make it worth your time.
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:eek: no wait, yawn.
Why do people even post that they are quitting? Do you not get your "record of employment" form for tax purposes if you don't?
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Do you not get your "record of employment" form for tax purposes if you don't?
Commie Canadian Crap.
Down here, we just say "stuff it up yer ass."
And leave. ;)
Animal, you wookie cookie; leave poor Udie alone. Every swingin dick that flys this game for any serious length of time has had that spectacular moment when he sez "fek this, diddly you, fek anybody that looks like you, yer horse; yer miserable lil dog, yer maggot infested lunch and yer gawdamned pointy headed lil clones.. fek you all; I quit." Followed by a stupendous drop kick of the controller suite with a follow thru that upends the computer table.
Amen, brudah Udie.
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Sorry Hang, I have been indoctrinated according to the philosphies of
"Soviet Canuckistan"
Hmmm. I wonder how hard Thrawn laughed at Pat when he came out with that one :)
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doppleganger..dont see that enough on these boards.
Good luck Udie.
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I think Udie is just frustrated that fishing season is almost over.
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Well, stand in line Udie- My wife and I were celebrating her 43rd birthday today when I asked her what she really wanted for her birthday- her response? She wants a divorce. She said she's despised me for a few years now and that she can no longer tolorate being married to me. Our daughter will be 18 in a few months and once that's done- she's done. LOL Not only that but she says she intends to get an attorney and take me for everything she can. Happy Fugging Birthday, huh?
I'm used to divorces- that's how most of my relationships go. The only thing that sucks is that I'm the one who has to give up the house, the cars, and all my other crap I've worked to accumilate- and I'm the one who gets left to start all over again, with nothing. Damn, 20 years of a relationship and struggling to raise a kid, buy a home, plan a future and then to find out in a birthday wish that her future plans don't include you?
You quit being a sobbing punk, Udie, or once my divorce is final I'll hitch up my boat, drive on out to Texas and follow you all over every lake you fish at and do what I can to scare away the fish. If I can undergo the prospect of having my life ripped apart then you should be able to handle getting imbalanced in your life once in a while. Sheeesh, buck up, man.
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I've NEVER quit. Some of us have still have our balls hang :)
Originally posted by Hangtime
Animal, you wookie cookie; leave poor Udie alone. Every swingin dick that flys this game for any serious length of time has had that spectacular moment when he sez "fek this, diddly you, fek anybody that looks like you, yer horse; yer miserable lil dog, yer maggot infested lunch and yer gawdamned pointy headed lil clones.. fek you all; I quit." Followed by a stupendous drop kick of the controller suite with a follow thru that upends the computer table.
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That was funny, SOB. It does not make up for your transgressions in the squad folder, however.
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Oh, but even if it did, it wouldn't make up for what's to come. To make it even more sinister, I'll intersperce the horror with links to hot chicks. muhahahahahaha!
SOB
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well hell vulcan.. next yer gonna tell me yah never inhaled and stopped jerkin yer gerkin right after you married the sheep from the barnyard next door.
If none of us ever grabbed their joystic up and stuffed it thru the monitor, we'd all still be flyin Chuck Yeagers Air Combat on commodore 64's. Rage drives innovation in flight sims.
In fact, I'll go so far as to stipulate that if you never got so pissed after flyin on line that you just HAD to drop kick the mangy cat thru the second floor window, then you wern't tryin and yah wern't flyin AH.
Hey Udie, wanna borrow my cat?
:D
Hey, Airhead, invite yer soon to be Ex out for a lil boating and skiiing.
Coast Guard: So, Mr Airhead, what did you do after your wife slipped and banged her head on the transom and then fell overboard??
Airhead: Well, I was shocked and scared.. I think I must of panicked... I turned the boat around, but I lost sight of her.. I was going really fast when she fell.. then I heard this *thump*... oh, my god... I ran her over... what a horrible accident... freakish.. just horrible..
Pleasant dreams, Airhead. ;)
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You have something there hang..
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When I first started I ripped the handles off of 3 J-sticks, before I remembered what an easy going guy I am.
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That reminds me. How do I go about sueing PPIT for mental anguish.
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Udie-you are acting like a popsicle. Cowboy up, damnit. Come to Livingston and we will catch some 150 pound Catfish. That will get yer bile flow adjusted.
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Originally posted by Airhead
Well, stand in line Udie- My wife and I were celebrating her 43rd birthday today when I asked her what she really wanted for her birthday- her response? She wants a divorce. She said she's despised me for a few years now and that she can no longer tolorate being married to me. Our daughter will be 18 in a few months and once that's done- she's done. LOL Not only that but she says she intends to get an attorney and take me for everything she can. Happy Fugging Birthday, huh?
I'm used to divorces- that's how most of my relationships go. The only thing that sucks is that I'm the one who has to give up the house, the cars, and all my other crap I've worked to accumilate- and I'm the one who gets left to start all over again, with nothing. Damn, 20 years of a relationship and struggling to raise a kid, buy a home, plan a future and then to find out in a birthday wish that her future plans don't include you?
You quit being a sobbing punk, Udie, or once my divorce is final I'll hitch up my boat, drive on out to Texas and follow you all over every lake you fish at and do what I can to scare away the fish. If I can undergo the prospect of having my life ripped apart then you should be able to handle getting imbalanced in your life once in a while. Sheeesh, buck up, man.
Dont believe a word of it...
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Originally posted by GRUNHERZ
Dont believe a word of it...
Well, believe it or not that's the reality Grunherz. I've always been straight up with you and I'm straight up right now bud, we just finished a 2 hour session of very frank conversations mainly concerning my faults including my boozing, my mean spiritedness, my hatred of her mom, my spending too much time on the Internet, my spending too much money on my American Express card, and yada yada yada, but the bottom line is that I'm not the person she wants to be with and I'm too damn old to change.
Our daughter has a scolarship offer from Chamande University in Honolulu so she's gone at the end of this summer anyway and I have my major clients in Hawaii so I might go ahead on the Waikiki condo and be a bachelor for the next few years and hang out on the beach, I don't know. My options are to stick the barrel of my 12 gauge in my mouth and blow my brains out, but that would just cheat the atttorneys out of their commission for my divorce settlement and brand my legacy on Planet Earth as a failure. Not to mention I'd be another statistic for Beatle to site.
We all change as we age and I can't really blame her for finding fault with me- I have been a load, and sometimes I haven't been the best of husbands or a good father figure, but I never realised I was the salamander she described in outlining her displeasure with me as a husband. I thought I was doing pretty good as I got older though and the boys night out stuff ended long ago. Just goes to show ya that you never know. I thought we were pretty solid and I was wrong. I did my best, but I guess if there's enough money in the estate there's always a wife willing to grab their share and head on down the road.
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It's only a game. It's only a BBS. There's more to life, than beating your wife.
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What band is that Dowding?... I swear I've heard those lines in a song....somewhere. Another unreleased Nirvana track perhaps?
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Me too. Some guy at work is always saying it. I'll ask him where he heard it from. It might be Nirvana, dunno. :)
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"Not to mention I'd be another statistic for Beatle to site."
No please don't do it... :)
If this is a real problem in your life then I hope you get through the best you can and move forward succesfully, but keep in mind that we even had fake troll near-fatal accident posts on this BBS so I'm a bit skeptical from time to time. I have a friend with divorce difficulties and I see from him how hard it is particulary when kids and serious financial issues are involved. Good luck if you need it!
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Hey Airhead, not to make light of your situation, but your post reminded me of;
A man asks his wife what she wants for her birthday, a new car? a new diamond ring? a european vacation?
She replies with "I want a divorce."
His answer; "I wasn't planning on spending that much"
It's a sad thing your going thru to be sure, but it's a pleasent change to see someone retain thier positive outlook and acknowledge that life does go on after such an event.
Heres wishing you the best.
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Originally posted by Airhead
Well, believe it or not that's the reality Grunherz. I've always been straight up with you and I'm straight up right now bud, we just finished a 2 hour session of very frank conversations mainly concerning my faults including my boozing, my mean spiritedness, my hatred of her mom, my spending too much time on the Internet, my spending too much money on my American Express card, and yada yada yada, but the bottom line is that I'm not the person she wants to be with and I'm too damn old to change.
Our daughter has a scolarship offer from Chamande University in Honolulu so she's gone at the end of this summer anyway and I have my major clients in Hawaii so I might go ahead on the Waikiki condo and be a bachelor for the next few years and hang out on the beach, I don't know. My options are to stick the barrel of my 12 gauge in my mouth and blow my brains out, but that would just cheat the atttorneys out of their commission for my divorce settlement and brand my legacy on Planet Earth as a failure. Not to mention I'd be another statistic for Beatle to site.
We all change as we age and I can't really blame her for finding fault with me- I have been a load, and sometimes I haven't been the best of husbands or a good father figure, but I never realised I was the salamander she described in outlining her displeasure with me as a husband. I thought I was doing pretty good as I got older though and the boys night out stuff ended long ago. Just goes to show ya that you never know. I thought we were pretty solid and I was wrong. I did my best, but I guess if there's enough money in the estate there's always a wife willing to grab their share and head on down the road.
daughter - college scholarship
Waikiki Condo - beach
no nagging wife
this is a bad thing? :)
best of luck, something tells me you'll get through aok
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What makes you think she wont take your boat? :)
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airhead.. I don't know if you are kidding or not but all that stuff really did happen to me including my last wife leaving on my birthday. Kept the house by some extremely creative financing and raised my (at the time) 12 year old daughter on an off for the last 10 years... The freedom is hard to describe.
new rule that works well... girlfriends shall not live closer than 50 miles away and must be gainfully employed.
lazs
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That's a very good rule Laz :cool:
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hehe that make you feel like a man Animal? I hope so :rolleyes:
SOB, that's funny, but I don't think it will turn out to be a true. Once i'm done I'm done. We'll see though the mission theater may bring me back, I dunno. I quit WB 4 years ago and haven't been back so...
Airhead that sux.....
ok all HTC stuff deleted now, so lata......
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take it easy udie.. hope things work out.
you guys really have no idea.
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I lost a lot. She got the house, kept the cats, kept her car and got a large wedge of cash. I kept the majority of my assets, had to buy a smaller house, kept my aircraft share...
The girlie in NYC was a HUGE help through all this. Now I've got Tomato, and I have to agree with Lazs's selection criteria. Also, it helps if they're married so that they can't trap YOU into another marriage you don't want.
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I'll wait for the post that comes to light that this was all bs and boy did you get one over on us idiots.
learned my lesson the first time when I thot there had been an accident and was concerned.
tick tock.
Originally posted by GRUNHERZ
Dont believe a word of it...
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I've always been straight up with you and I'm straight up right now bud
This has to be the best Elfenwolf quote ever.
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I “thot” this was roadkill that he was “thinking” of quitting only coming back at the next release too. But the more I thot about it, he might either break Animals record, or just shoot Ripsnort because he ruled with a harder hand than any “300th VDS “'Dick Grappler’s' syllabus could normally warrant.
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Well, uhm... I'm confused. Is Airhead the same person as Elfenwolf? Did that posting about bouncing his head off concrete during a bungee jump turn out to be a troll?
If the divorce thing is true, you have my sympathies 'cause I know how tough it can be. A boat and condo in Hawaii???
Udie, all of us are going to move on from here at some point. I never got to know you but you know you are always more than welcome back. Good luck.
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Yes same person.
Yes made that posting that he was severely injured as a joke on us all.
Originally posted by Puke
Well, uhm... I'm confused. Is Airhead the same person as Elfenwolf? Did that posting about bouncing his head off concrete during a bungee jump turn out to be a troll?
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Oh. Thanks.
He also once posted that a bum stole his 12-pack and bit him or cut him or did something and so now he's just waiting to see if he may have AIDS. Well, now that I know the new name he's using I'll just pass over his postings. Does he even fly AH? Shoot, now I feel retarded in making my previous post.
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airelfenheadwolf has been known to throw a good troll party no doubt, but don't let that make you think Udie's doing the same.
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Originally posted by Airhead
Well, stand in line Udie- My wife and I were celebrating her 43rd birthday today when I asked her what she really wanted for her birthday- her response? She wants a divorce. She said she's despised me for a few years now and that she can no longer tolorate being married to me. Our daughter will be 18 in a few months and once that's done- she's done. LOL Not only that but she says she intends to get an attorney and take me for everything she can. Happy Fugging Birthday, huh?
I'm used to divorces- that's how most of my relationships go. The only thing that sucks is that I'm the one who has to give up the house, the cars, and all my other crap I've worked to accumilate- and I'm the one who gets left to start all over again, with nothing. Damn, 20 years of a relationship and struggling to raise a kid, buy a home, plan a future and then to find out in a birthday wish that her future plans don't include you?
You quit being a sobbing punk, Udie, or once my divorce is final I'll hitch up my boat, drive on out to Texas and follow you all over every lake you fish at and do what I can to scare away the fish. If I can undergo the prospect of having my life ripped apart then you should be able to handle getting imbalanced in your life once in a while. Sheeesh, buck up, man.
Thats just diddlying evil... if this is real, make sure you play dirty right back... if you need ideas I can cough up a few. :cool:
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Is "Flaky" grounds for divorce?
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Well, believe it or not that's the reality Grunherz.
Who cares?
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Hope everything's ok udie. I still remember when I first started flying AH and we met up in a dueling ladder, I learned that I wasn't as good as I thought I was. ;) Come back soon.
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Airhead is Elfenwolf? Why doesn't anyone ever tell me these things?
I'll be spitting 30# test for a couple days and sh*ttin' barbless hook for weeks.
Guess no one's callin' CHECK 6 !!!! around here anymore.
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" have my major clients in Hawaii so I might go ahead on the Waikiki condo and be a bachelor for the next few years and hang out on the beach, I don't know. My options are to stick the barrel of my 12 gauge in my mouth and blow my brains out, but that would just cheat the atttorneys out of their commission for my divorce settlement and brand my legacy on Planet Earth as a failure. Not to mention I'd be another statistic for Beatle to site"
Even if a troll... there is a lot of truth to it... mst people when they divorce don't see themselves enjoying the beach in waikiki... if they have the money too they look at it as some kind of broken hearted exile.. Takes a while to appreciate a good divorce. I think my ex's are all bummed that I didn't die without them to keep me from doing dangerous things with cars and ultralights and that I can live without them period....
The part about beetle is really good. If you must suicide do it with a too long bungee cord... Now that would be ironic! beetle... my present girlfriend is still married ... she never bothered with the legalese.
lazs
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Oh... here is my "test" for whether you should still be married or not.... If you hear her car come up the drive and your guts start churning.... get shed of her.
lazs
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Originally posted by beet1e
Also, it helps if they're married so that they can't trap YOU into another marriage you don't want.
I don't see how you can be trapped into marriage - LOL! How would that happen?
Beet1e - don't flatter yourself! :D
Tomato
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See ya when 1.11 comes out Udie. You may have quit WB, but you had AH to come to. You can't escape, the MMPOG Flight Sim Matrix has you.
SOB
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Lazs -
My options are to stick the barrel of my 12 gauge in my mouth and blow my brains out
Oddly enough, I had days when I felt just like that. Good job I didn't have a gun at the house! :p
Tomato - Doh! didn't see you come in. :o I should have said "if you don't want". Still, I will heed your advice to stop digging when in a hole. I'll see you tomorrow at about 5. ;)
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Never inhaled.
Its not a gherkin, its a cucumber.
Why marry one sheep when theres a whole flock to exploit.
Never had a hissy fit joystick throwing I quit session.
Guess us tiffie pile-its are just more balanced than them Pony flying Prima Dona's.
Oh and I don't have a cat, but I do kick them but thats just for fun :D
Originally posted by Hangtime
well hell vulcan.. next yer gonna tell me yah never inhaled and stopped jerkin yer gerkin right after you married the sheep from the barnyard next door.
If none of us ever grabbed their joystic up and stuffed it thru the monitor, we'd all still be flyin Chuck Yeagers Air Combat on commodore 64's. Rage drives innovation in flight sims.
In fact, I'll go so far as to stipulate that if you never got so pissed after flyin on line that you just HAD to drop kick the mangy cat thru the second floor window, then you wern't tryin and yah wern't flyin AH.
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'k... lemme get this straight.. you don't inhale (that explains the gills), yah don't tug yer tamale, yah have no need for more than a herd of sheep and you never get annoyed when yah fly AH.
I sent the vatican yer resume. I understand they'll be lookin fer a new pope soon.
:D
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Milenko.. CHECK 6 !!!
see.. just like in the MA ;) :p
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Corrections:
I said it was a Cucumber not a gherkin. You may have an undersized less-than-legal member but I have something worthy of a tiffie pile-it :D
I never said I didn't get 'annoyed', I said I have never quit nor had a girly joystick throwing hissy fit so common among the pony-prima-dona-brigade
One flock of sheep = One flock of virginal lambs every year. No need to be greedy is there.
Face it Hang, your just a propped up old drama queen.
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Yup, I'm a washed up 'ol has-been.
But; I inhale, choke my chicken when the mood or opportunity strikes, don't know any sheep (and none know me) and I'm proud to say I've chucked more than one cat, joystick and monitor thru the second floor window.
Not necessarily in that order.
..and the only diffrence between a gerkin and a cucumber is a long soak inna jar.
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Originally posted by lazs2
Oh... here is my "test" for whether you should still be married or not.... If you hear her car come up the drive and your guts start churning.... get shed of her.
lazs
Lol..That is my test for an amazinhunk....If I'm unable to avoid the person and before he/she(usually a he) can say anything,my insides is going..**ARRG!!!**
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Only folks who REALLY care responded to the thread.
Welcome back Udie!
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amazinhunks are easier to avoid than wives.
lazs
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Not really, you have to make the choice to get married..
amazinhunks just show up with no paperwork...
Originally posted by lazs2
amazinhunks are easier to avoid than wives.
lazs
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mebee he should have said EX wives :)
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Airhead really is going through a tough time marital wise. No troll.
He won't be posting on any of these boards nor do anything online for awhile.
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kanth... i meant once you were married.
airhead.... whatever you do.... don't "work it out" especially if that means she get's to hold all the cards. Spend too much time on the internet? so frigging what. If she would worry more about her life and less about yours she might not notice.
lazs
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Rule 1:
Never get marriage advice from a divorcee.
AKDejaVu
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Hear Hear
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deja is allmost correct. There is one bit of advice that you should take from a divorcee tho....
stash money. stash as much as you can. never give in to the temptation to admit you have the money. even a couple hundred bucks will help but several thousand or more (if you can afford it) is best.
lazs
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Well, reading between the lines I'd say you need to get to know some sheep, its obvious choking your sparrow and inhaling gherkins is not providing the necessary stress relief levels to stop you from these drama-queen-hissy fits.
p.s. why would I soak my cucumber in a jar?
Originally posted by Hangtime
Yup, I'm a washed up 'ol has-been.
But; I inhale, choke my chicken when the mood or opportunity strikes, don't know any sheep (and none know me) and I'm proud to say I've chucked more than one cat, joystick and monitor thru the second floor window.
Not necessarily in that order.
..and the only diffrence between a gerkin and a cucumber is a long soak inna jar.