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Title: I've found a strong runner for pastey skin award
Post by: hblair on November 15, 2002, 10:28:40 AM: A few nights ago I was flying around in the MA looking for a kill. It was a pretty intense furball. I got into an HO merge situation with a (I think) typhoon. I don't think I even pulled the trigger but I lost a wing and went down. Some guy named "bkhawk" got the kill. Then he came on channel 1 and ragged me, told me I sucked or something. Out of interest I checked his stats, this dude needs a job! Over 140 hours so far this tour! More than 10 hours a day! Almost a thousand fighter sorties! I hope this guy is unemployed. :D

Anybody else got any nominees? I think I've got you all beat. :)
Title: I've found a strong runner for pastey skin award
Post by: Creamo on November 15, 2002, 10:32:11 AM: This month? As in it's the 15th?
Title: I've found a strong runner for pastey skin award
Post by: Wotan on November 15, 2002, 10:53:08 AM: He spends most of his online time telling the rest of us how bad we suck.

290 for a month.......is that a record??? Theres been in high 200's before.......
Title: I've found a strong runner for pastey skin award
Post by: Puck on November 15, 2002, 10:59:07 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Wotan
He spends most of his online time telling the rest of us how bad we suck.

...and from looking at his score he's an expert at suckage, so he should know...
Title: I've found a strong runner for pastey skin award
Post by: Wlfgng on November 15, 2002, 11:02:07 AM: lol, he takes the cake.

I heard his ranting on the CH1 the other day and almost blew my cookies laughing.

this, I think, says it all :

Quote
he's an expert at suckage

nice :)
Title: I've found a strong runner for pastey skin award
Post by: hblair on November 15, 2002, 11:03:22 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Puck
...and from looking at his score he's an expert at suckage, so he should know...

I don't know man, this dude is hot...
Title: I've found a strong runner for pastey skin award
Post by: Creamo on November 15, 2002, 11:04:37 AM: Damn, he's only ranked 8 better than me in fighter stats, course Im undefeated.

And how do you spend 6 hours in a boat?! WTG Captain bkStubing!
Title: I've found a strong runner for pastey skin award
Post by: Wlfgng on November 15, 2002, 11:05:47 AM: :rolleyes:

yeah vs. your sucky hit percentage of 14.4%! lol
Title: I've found a strong runner for pastey skin award
Post by: Drano on November 15, 2002, 11:13:37 AM: You think his flying sucks you should hear him butcher song lyrics on squad channel. :D

He's just another of your friendly neighborhood ball busters. We've all had our moments.

Drano
Title: I've found a strong runner for pastey skin award
Post by: Wlfgng on November 15, 2002, 11:19:27 AM: lol
reminds me of Milenko uh.. 'singing' while flying high
Title: I've found a strong runner for pastey skin award
Post by: dtango on November 15, 2002, 01:36:42 PM: Man the fella was ragging all over the AK's the other night about being rammed. Common refrain? He just went on and on.

Tango, XO
412th FS Braunco Mustangs
Title: I've found a strong runner for pastey skin award
Post by: guttboy on November 15, 2002, 01:56:31 PM: That was my entertainment for the day!

THanks for showing CAPT SUCKAGE!

:D
Title: I've found a strong runner for pastey skin award
Post by: straffo on November 15, 2002, 02:44:00 PM: look up "crashboy" stat for tour 33 34 :D
Title: I've found a strong runner for pastey skin award
Post by: Ack-Ack on November 15, 2002, 02:58:38 PM: You'd think with that many hours he'd have more kills.

ack-ack
Title: I've found a strong runner for pastey skin award
Post by: Airscrew on November 15, 2002, 04:36:26 PM: Hot?? Maybe while his plane is going down.

Airscrew has 1 kill and has been killed 0 times against bkhawk

I think when I ran up against him he was in a typhoon, and I pretty much suck, my middle name is Hoover.

I let a niki shoot me down in my D9 last night, I just logged off, too embarassing
Title: I've found a strong runner for pastey skin award
Post by: eskimo2 on November 15, 2002, 05:03:12 PM: Quote
Originally posted by straffo
look up "crashboy" stat for tour 33 34 :D

T33 = 276:16:13!

Yikes! That's 8 & 1/3 hours a day! Everyday!

eskimo
Title: I've found a strong runner for pastey skin award
Post by: SFRT - Frenchy on November 15, 2002, 05:07:48 PM: 400 kills in 130 hours ... even in P47s I can top that, this guy sucks. Hopefully, he will learn, 2000h later (about 3 months) he should be a serial killer, or quit AH from boredom.
Title: I've found a strong runner for pastey skin award
Post by: Puke on November 15, 2002, 06:07:01 PM: I wonder if anyone ever leaves themselves connected to Aces High through cable modem or something and go to work/school while still connected and do it regularly. Does AH boot you after so much time while innactive? I know one squaddie whose chute sometimes will sit in the spot he landed for hours while he's walked off to deal with real life.
Title: I've found a strong runner for pastey skin award
Post by: mason22 on November 15, 2002, 07:56:47 PM: yah puke,

i wonder how many of these "pasties" are just leaving their AH connected while afk. I've done it, but no where near pasty skin award time.
Title: I've found a strong runner for pastey skin award
Post by: Gryffin on November 15, 2002, 08:07:43 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Puke
I wonder if anyone ever leaves themselves connected to Aces High through cable modem or something and go to work/school while still connected and do it regularly.

I thought time in the tower didn't count towards your stats??
Title: I've found a strong runner for pastey skin award
Post by: DmdBT on November 15, 2002, 08:41:48 PM: deleted post... move along... nothing to see here...

:p