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Title: Sharpies and rectums
Post by: Ripsnort on November 19, 2002, 08:59:29 AM
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the players also allegedly wrote on the frosh's butt with a marker and "smacked him numerous times on the rear end," according to campus cops. Wide receiver Antonio Wilkerson, a 21-year-old Methodist senior, was also charged with sexually assaulting the freshman athlete with the Sharpie marker.

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"Rectum?!  Damn near killed him!" :)
Title: Sharpies and rectums
Post by: gofaster on November 19, 2002, 10:23:03 AM
At least WIlkerson cooperated with police.  That'll look good at court.

Next up: the civil lawsuit by the victim for battery, sexual molestation using a foreign object, and pain and suffering.
Title: Sharpies and rectums
Post by: Creamo on November 19, 2002, 10:32:29 AM
Big development day at Boeing, or you on your weekend bored DRip?
Title: Sharpies and rectums
Post by: nuchpatrick on November 19, 2002, 10:52:17 AM
Gives new meaning... Remove the probe (sharpie in this case) and step away from my arse!
Title: Sharpies and rectums
Post by: whgates3 on November 19, 2002, 10:57:07 AM
is that SMU?
i'd have though they'd be doing their homoerotic 'pranks' w/ a Mont Blanc...
Title: Sharpies and rectums
Post by: Ripsnort on November 19, 2002, 10:59:29 AM
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Originally posted by whgates3
is that SMU?
i'd have though they'd be doing their homoerotic 'pranks' w/ a Mont Blanc...


ROTFLOL!:cool:
Title: Sharpies and rectums
Post by: Creamo on November 19, 2002, 11:13:02 AM
ROFLOL?..your so zany DRoopy.


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Title: Sharpies and rectums
Post by: Lance on November 19, 2002, 11:23:18 AM
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Which one is doing his own thing?
Which one just doesn't belong?


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Title: Sharpies and rectums
Post by: gofaster on November 19, 2002, 11:31:14 AM
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Originally posted by whgates3
is that SMU?
i'd have though they'd be doing their homoerotic 'pranks' w/ a Mont Blanc...


Wrong group of Methodists.  SMU is in Texas.  These fine, upstanding, young Christian gentlemen are in the Carolinas.  They can't afford that high-end stationary ware.

I also noticed that all but 2 of the perps are defensive players. I always suspected that guys who played defense were thugs and miscreants.
Title: Sharpies and rectums
Post by: Curval on November 19, 2002, 12:20:21 PM
Lance...I don't get it.  Are you suggesting that it was the white guy who was abused?

If so (and only if so) you should look at the report by the campus cop:  the white guy apprears to be a defendant and a participant.
Title: Sharpies and rectums
Post by: easymo on November 19, 2002, 12:40:46 PM
I don't know what you guys are going on about.  They are obviously manly men, who sail the manly seas, in a manly way.
Title: Sharpies and rectums
Post by: Lance on November 19, 2002, 12:49:22 PM
Heh, no, I know he is a defendant.

I just thought the picture was funny.  The black guys all have normal expressions while the white guy has an  "oops, I just crapped my pants" look on his face.
Title: Sharpies and rectums
Post by: Curval on November 19, 2002, 12:54:13 PM
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Originally posted by Lance
Heh, no, I know he is a defendant.

I just thought the picture was funny.  The black guys all have normal expressions while the white guy has an  "oops, I just crapped my pants" look on his face.


LOL...okay good.  I actually thought the expression looked as if he HAD got the sharpie in his backside.
Title: Sharpies and rectums
Post by: Saurdaukar on November 19, 2002, 02:24:40 PM
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Originally posted by Lance
Heh, no, I know he is a defendant.

I just thought the picture was funny.  The black guys all have normal expressions while the white guy has an  "oops, I just crapped my pants" look on his face.


Look at those picture again - those black chaps dont have normal expressions, they look like they're about to stick a sharpie up someones ass.

Especially the one in the upper right with the red fleece and the half-cocked smile:  cant you just see him looking at you and saying "Imma git you boy."
Title: Sharpies and rectums
Post by: DmdBT on November 19, 2002, 06:45:42 PM
Drats, their token white boy done got himself in trouble hanging wit da homies...

They need Al Sharpieton to come represent...

.. ifluff'n da pen don't be fittin, youz gotsta be aquittin....

followed by salivating attorneys...

... it is obvious this is a "saturday night sharpie" and we must sue the makers because they didn't design the "assault marker" with safety in mind...
Title: Sharpies and rectums
Post by: Lance on November 19, 2002, 09:52:02 PM
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Look at those picture again - those black chaps dont have normal expressions, they look like they're about to stick a sharpie up someones ass.

Especially the one in the upper right with the red fleece and the half-cocked smile: cant you just see him looking at you and saying "Imma git you boy."


Nope, they look normal to me.  Maybe you're having a flashback or something?
Title: Sharpies and rectums
Post by: Saurdaukar on November 20, 2002, 01:31:20 AM
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Originally posted by Lance
Nope, they look normal to me.  Maybe you're having a flashback or something?


If those expressions look normal to you, Im never going to Texas again.  Exactly what other kinds of "normal" people do you folks have down there?
Title: Sharpies and rectums
Post by: Lance on November 20, 2002, 08:01:06 AM
:::shrugs::: I don't see their expressions as menacing.  They don't have a snarl going, or show visible rage, or anything like that.  I don't see the half-cocked smile, either.  If those photos didn't come accompanied with a story about them sticking sharpies up someones ass, I wouldn't think those black guys appeared shady.

I would, however, think the white guy had shat his pants, heh.
Title: Sharpies and rectums
Post by: Maniac on November 20, 2002, 08:14:37 AM
They look calm. Except the White guy.
Title: Sharpies and rectums
Post by: LePaul on November 20, 2002, 10:48:57 AM
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Originally posted by Maniac
They look calm. Except the White guy.


I thought it was the team picture for any NBA team  :eek: :p
Title: Sharpies and rectums
Post by: midnight Target on November 20, 2002, 12:42:50 PM
Buncha racist bastages....

Obviously that white guy used his much greater earning potential and access to the community as a way to recruit these poor unfortunate young black men into his white devil scheme.
Title: Sharpies and rectums
Post by: Saurdaukar on November 20, 2002, 02:01:04 PM
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Originally posted by midnight Target
Buncha racist bastages....

Obviously that white guy used his much greater earning potential and access to the community as a way to recruit these poor unfortunate young black men into his white devil scheme.


ROFL!!