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Title: North American Beer Festival
Post by: Ripsnort on November 19, 2002, 02:45:35 PM

After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, "I would like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says, "I would like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

The guy from Molson sits down and says, "Give me a Pepsi." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Molson's?"
The Molson president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."

Title: North American Beer Festival
Post by: Wlfgng on November 19, 2002, 03:27:46 PM

Amen

Title: North American Beer Festival
Post by: loser on November 19, 2002, 06:55:46 PM

zzzzziiiiiiiiinnnnnnng hehe.

Title: North American Beer Festival
Post by: Leslie on November 20, 2002, 05:09:28 AM

And then they all agreed to drink beer, ordered Beck's Dark, and were subsequentially called LW dweebs.:D


Les

Title: North American Beer Festival
Post by: johnathanh18 on November 20, 2002, 01:50:07 PM

good one rip
 

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