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General Forums => Axis vs Allies => Topic started by: eskimo2 on November 20, 2002, 08:10:49 PM

Title: 7 Gadgets that will make the CT more realistic:
Post by: eskimo2 on November 20, 2002, 08:10:49 PM

I would like to suggest that in order to achieve a greater level of realism and immersion, all CT participants be required to purchase and use the following 7 gadgets while flying in the Combat Theater:

D ialect and Language Authenticator
O ral Ipecac Drip- Stick Stirring Nausea Replicator
G -induced Blood Pumper Outer
M eals Equivalent to Actual War Rationing
E lectroshock Pain Simulator
A ircraft In-Flight Piss-Tube
T emperature Duplication Device

* Dialect and Language Authenticator – Converts all text and voice communications to the language of the aircraft origin.
* Oral Ipecac Drip- Stick Stirring Nausea Replicator – Uses a Gavage tube to drip syrup-of-ipecac down the users throat if and when they stick stir.
* G-induced Blood Pumper Outer – During high gee maneuvers this pump sucks blood directly out of users aorta, causing instant dizziness.  Negative gees pump up to an extra 3 liters of blood into the users bloodstream.
* Meals Equivalent to Actual War Rationing – A web-cam linked directly to the DOGMEAT police ensures that all players eat only war ration proportions.
* Electroshock Pain Simulator – Players who crash or have been shot receive equivalent pain through this electroshock device.
* Aircraft In-Flight Piss-Tube – No more wimpy, convenient flush toilet breaks.
* Temperature Duplication Device – This machine has a refrigerant and heat source capable of producing temperatures between –65 and + 350 degrees Fahrenheit.  Global location, altitude and aircraft fires determine the temperature the user will be exposed to.

eskimo

Title: 7 Gadgets that will make the CT more realistic:
Post by: CurtissP-6EHawk on November 20, 2002, 08:36:59 PM

you forgot the cup holder:mad:

Title: 7 Gadgets that will make the CT more realistic:
Post by: brady on November 20, 2002, 10:27:56 PM

lol:)

Title: 7 Gadgets that will make the CT more realistic:
Post by: Slash27 on November 21, 2002, 01:50:14 AM

Im all for the piss tube.:D

Title: 7 Gadgets that will make the CT more realistic:
Post by: Sabre on November 21, 2002, 07:34:51 AM

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Originally posted by Slash27
Im all for the piss tube.:D

You mean you all don't already have one of these?:)

Sabre
CT Staff
P.S. Already have a cup holder, too.

Title: 7 Gadgets that will make the CT more realistic:
Post by: oboe on November 21, 2002, 08:18:04 PM

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Originally posted by CurtissP-6EHawk
you forgot the cup holder:mad:

My gawd, Hawk, I thin that qualifies you for consideration in the FDBs!

Title: 7 Gadgets that will make the CT more realistic:
Post by: keyapaha on November 21, 2002, 08:32:52 PM

Nah you gotta have one of those 6 pack hats to be a FDB

Title: 7 Gadgets that will make the CT more realistic:
Post by: Slash27 on November 21, 2002, 11:59:30 PM

All I have is some old garden hose and five gallon bucket with no handle.:D

Title: 7 Gadgets that will make the CT more realistic:
Post by: CurtissP-6EHawk on November 22, 2002, 12:07:36 AM

it fits!!!

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cupholder...see?