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Title: whiter than the white guy
Post by: NUKE on November 21, 2002, 08:24:57 PM
Jacko looks so natural here.....
Title: whiter than the white guy
Post by: Wotan on November 21, 2002, 08:31:26 PM
He looks like the scarecrow.....
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Post by: GRUNHERZ on November 21, 2002, 08:45:17 PM
Just look at Halle Berry, just look at Halle Berry, keep looking at Halle Berry....
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Post by: SirLoin on November 21, 2002, 08:45:28 PM
He was playing with the press right up until he dangeled his baby son over a 4 story balcony...And wTF is Boris Becker doing at an awards show?
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Post by: Swager on November 21, 2002, 08:58:25 PM
Betwenn MJ hangin his kid over the fence and Halle Berry driving into someone when she was drunk, that is quite a pair!

Too bad they weren't married.  It would save two other people!
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Post by: Gman on November 21, 2002, 08:59:03 PM
Common Boris, whack him on the head with your racket!!!
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Post by: Nash on November 21, 2002, 09:46:31 PM
What's all this about Mike and the kid and the balcony?

(no way should that guy be allowed to procreate).
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Post by: thrila on November 21, 2002, 10:04:22 PM
Wacko Jacko (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/showbiz/2493513.stm)
Title: whiter than the white guy
Post by: ra on November 21, 2002, 10:05:50 PM
He's pointing his favorite part of the deer to the camera.
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Post by: thrila on November 21, 2002, 10:31:45 PM
I vant to zuck yor blood!
(http://images.thisislondon.com/v2/galleries/showbiz/jackocourt/2courtAP141102_350x300.jpg)


I personally think he's gonna F*** his kids heads up.



(http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38493000/jpg/_38493705_jackson_children300_reu.jpg)
Title: whiter than the white guy
Post by: UserName on November 21, 2002, 11:40:42 PM
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Originally posted by thrila

I personally think he's gonna F*** his kids heads up.


What gives you that idea?

For example, Prince Michael II is a very common name here, and I'm sure in the USA too.

:rolleyes:
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Post by: whgates3 on November 21, 2002, 11:48:55 PM
that chick in the glasses over his left shoulder looks like she might be pretty hot...
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Post by: easymo on November 22, 2002, 12:02:21 AM
I think we should get together and write mike.  We could explain, first of all, that white people are not really white. Sort of a weird, pink, beige.  Maybe he could use food coloring. And, no one of any race, has had a nose like that.  We could suggest he go into the priesthood.  They share a common interest.  Also, we could send a warning. That whole monkey thing is just wrong.  That is how the aids epidemic started.  Baby juggeling is OK.   Dropping the kid would be a kindness in the long run.

Oh. And on that thing he is holding up.  We should add that suppositories don't have ears.
Title: whiter than the white guy
Post by: john9001 on November 22, 2002, 01:28:35 AM

I am pretty, pretty, so pretty


(http://images.thisislondon.com/v2/galleries/showbiz/jackocourt/2courtAP141102_350x300.jpg)
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Post by: StSanta on November 22, 2002, 07:07:15 AM
How someone can do such things to him/herself is beyond me.

More scary is that we allow such people to do similar things to their kids (all be it to their minds).

Really healthy to instil into your kids the absolute need to have their faces covered at all times.

How did he get white-white kids btw? Black is dominant, they ought not to look so white.

Methinks he not noly has a surrogate mother, but a surrogate father as well :D
Title: whiter than the white guy
Post by: OIO on November 22, 2002, 08:32:12 AM
I always thought is was really really really stupid what he did to himself.

But one day I forgave him. There's nothing like watch an interview of a young member of the KKK in one of their rallies, where the "grown ups" began their hatred chanting against colored people and citing examples of famous black folks they hated and famous white folks they hailed as being much better.

The kid screamed "Micheal Jackson" in full delight and pride when the adults were giving out examples of white folks.

They stopped at this, hushed the kid back inside their crowd and kept rambling. Of course, their "audience" of bypassers were laughing their tulips off, as was I.

That one moment in time, lil' skin change boy's deed was worth it.

Ignorance is Strength indeed.
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Post by: Eagler on November 22, 2002, 09:48:11 AM
not nice to make fun of the mentally handicapped

just cause he's richer than sin doesn't mean he ain't retarded
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Post by: Animal on November 22, 2002, 10:51:25 AM
har
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Post by: Saurdaukar on November 22, 2002, 12:26:17 PM
What was the old joke?  Something like - "Only in America can you be born a poor black man and die a rich white woman."  Something like that.  

Those close up shots of his face really are disturbing.  I wonder if he's ever been diagnosed with some sort of mental condition that would cause these kinds of radical procedures to be "necessary" in his mind.
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Post by: Animal on November 22, 2002, 12:36:58 PM
har har
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Post by: AKcurly on November 22, 2002, 12:49:19 PM
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Originally posted by StSanta


St.Santa, welcome back!

curly
Title: whiter than the white guy
Post by: StSanta on November 22, 2002, 03:06:45 PM
Heya Curly, thanks :D.

Will be a few weeks before I'm back in the game though - my rudders have crapped out and I can't afford new ones til i get a job. Even then, the salary are paid a month after I start (naturally).

But soon, you will all learn to fear the C202 again!
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Post by: bigUC on November 23, 2002, 07:20:03 AM
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Originally posted by Saurdaukar

Those close up shots of his face really are disturbing.  I wonder if he's ever been diagnosed with some sort of mental condition that would cause these kinds of radical procedures to be "necessary" in his mind.


Body Dysmorphic Disorder comes to mind.  Not the only alternative, tough...