Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Toad on November 25, 2002, 01:50:35 AM
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From the pilot of Gunfighter.
Subject: Let Talk Deadheading
A deadheading pilot and a passenger were riding in coach. The passenger says to the pilot, "Let's talk. I hear that the flights go faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The pilot, who had just opened a book, closed it and asked, "What do you want to talk about?"
The passenger says, "Oh, I don't know; how about we discuss Airline safety."
The pilot says, "Well, let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all pretty much eat the same thing, but the deer toejams out pellets; the cow toejams big patties; and the horse toejams clumps of dried grass. Why is that?"
The passenger says, "I don't know."
The pilot says, "Oh? Then how can you expect to talk about aviation safety when you don't know toejam."
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LOL :)
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A British Airways 747 touches down on runway 27L at LHR. ATC says to the Captain: Just for your information, you were a little left of the centre line on that touchdown. And the Captain replied: That's correct, and my First Officer was a little to the right.
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:)
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Out of all the avionic's dials and switches,two knobs in the cockpit cause 99% of all accidents...
The pilot and co-pilot.
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