Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Ripsnort on November 26, 2002, 08:47:21 AM
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Turkey Sandwiches:
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch.
They discovered that they both brought Turkey sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a Turkey sandwich.
He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating Turkey, don't you like it anymore?"
She said, "I love it, but I have to stop eating it."
"Why?" he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!"
"Let me see" he said. "Okay" and she pulled up her skirt. He looked and said, "That's right, you are; better not eat any more Turkey."
He kept eating his Turkey sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating Turkey sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too." She asked if she could look so he pulled down his pants for her.
She said, "Oh, my God, it's too late for you. You've already got the neck and the gizzards."
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hehe, that's funny, but I was expecting a method for making really good turkey sandwiches in preparation for Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and possibly even Monday too. ;) You know some really thick bread, spoon on a little gravy, dressing and cranberry sauce...
(actually, mom usually ends up just making a brunswick stew with the leftover turkey meat.)
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Originally posted by Nifty
hehe, that's funny, but I was expecting a method for making really good turkey sandwiches in preparation for Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and possibly even Monday too. ;) You know some really thick bread, spoon on a little gravy, dressing and cranberry sauce...
The secret is the gravy canal down the middle of the bread.
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I like this sandwich:
Two slices of toasted bread
On one piece, put Miracle Whip or Mayonaise (different flavors, yeah I know they aren't the same, but both are good for this)
Put some sliced white meat
Pepper, salt
slices of cut onions
If you can get them, those big fat green olives you buy at a deli, cut into slices, then the other piece of bread w/ Mustard.
Hey, I didn't say it was original or different, it's just yummy.
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Miracle Whip should be outlawed....
along with fat free Mayo!
:mad:
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MT for mayor!!! or whatever..
miracle whip is gross white toejam with sugar
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toast, mayo, turkey,lettuce, tomato*
* some assembly required
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Miracle Whip is cool. Just don't confuse it with mayo.
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Originally posted by funkedup
Miracle Whip is cool. Just don't confuse it with mayo.
Just don't confuse it with food..
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I love Miracle Whip! Its mayonaise with attitude.
Regular mayonaise is like Miracle Whip after it has gone bad. Bland yucky stuff.
Dont like Miracle Whip on my pizza though. :)
dago
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I you haven't tasted a spoon full of Cheeze Wiz dipped in a jar of Miracle Whip and sprinkled with crushed Smarties you haven't lived!
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They put chimpy in a sandwich?
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Originally posted by Nash
I you haven't tasted a spoon full of Cheeze Wiz dipped in a jar of Miracle Whip and sprinkled with crushed Smarties you haven't lived!
Oh man, there is something wrong with you. I mean, even beyond the fact that you're a Canuck! Bleeccchhh!
SOB
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ummm Turkey only goes with mustard!
mayo? fuggin gross
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My fave sandwich is peanut butter and jelly...Swoop,where is that link again?..:)
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Originally posted by Nash
I you haven't tasted a spoon full of Cheeze Wiz dipped in a jar of Miracle Whip and sprinkled with crushed Smarties you haven't lived!
What?! no jalepenos?!?:eek: