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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: BotaBing on June 09, 2000, 01:10:00 PM
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Normally, i don't like to mix my politics with my online virtual killing. However, this one is kinda funny, thought I'd share hehehehe.
How to be a good "New Democrat"
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> 1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal
> funding.
>
> 2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th
> graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about
sex.
>
> 3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans
> are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands
> of Chinese communists.
>
> 4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
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> 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected
> by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more
> affected by yuppies driving SUVs.
>
> 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being
> homosexual is natural.
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> 7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on
> demand
>
> 8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and
> governments create prosperity.
>
> 9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony
> activists who've never been outside of Seattle do.
>
> 10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than
> actually doing something to earn it.
>
> 11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start
> wars.
>
> 12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain
> parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports
> certain parts of the Constitution.
>
> 13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too
> high.
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> 14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are
> more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General
> Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison.
>
> 15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial
> quotas and set-asides aren't.
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> 16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is really a lady.
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> 17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked
> anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in
> charge.
>
> 18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in
> jail, but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House.
>
> 19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag,
> transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and
> manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
>
> 20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the
> Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.
>
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Botabing,
There is an OT forum for these types of posts.
ra
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Wrong BB, BotaBing. This doesn't belong here.
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GRRRRRR. You have no idea what you're doing. This doesn't belong here and is highly insulting to some of us. If you know people on the forum who would be amused by this, email it to them directly, otherwise you're just trolling for a political flame war. Combatsim's EAW board has been plagued by this lately, don't start it here. GRRRRRR
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Sisu
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BotaBing your my kinda conservative but this stuff really needs to go Off Topic.
Yeager (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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.squelch politics
popeye
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Hey, we have an Off Topic forum for this stuff. Please post it there.
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Love your post, BotaBing, but if I see you put politics outside the "Off Topic" forum again, I will just stop reading your posts.
Regards,
miko--
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Yes, prolly not here. I do think it should be on the front page of every magazine and newspaper in the US. Not to mention first thing discussed on the nightly news. But not here. This is where we discuss toilets in P51's (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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BotaBing...BotaBing...what can I say? Sounds like we got a bunch of Democrats on this forum!!! HAHAH
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I agree this should not be in this forum!
But I have to say that #1 and #18 are my favorites (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
udie
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Heehee, <uh...hmm> You can't post this stuff here!! heehee.
all to true. Im so far to the right, I Fell off (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)If your offended, chances are your wrong (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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I really can't care less...
We have our own politics here in Finland. Maybe you could have couple of them ? (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Very funny (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif) I'm sure someone could come up with a list of republican jest, only in the right forum.
Bot's new, let's cut him some slack and laugh.
coker
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Well I was a life long democrat!
But after receiving this enlightenment. I now see the errors of my ways.
Thanks for sharing your wisdom sir.
Can we talk about planes now the we have this matter cleared up.
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Please keep this stuff in the Off Topic forum ...
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Allright gentlemen, call off the dogs. I think he gets it.
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This is a general discussion board from what I read.
I get 12, TWELVE, responses to this topic saying nothing other than leave, yet my technical/plane related posts never recieve nearly that much response.
Lighten up people, its satire.
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I don't think I would object to Staga talking about Finnish politics though... (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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