Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: H. Godwineson on December 03, 2002, 10:25:02 AM
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...you're in an unfamiliar mall and you have to urinate really badly and you finally find the men's room but when you enter there are two guys in there ahead of you and one has his back propped against a wall and he's staring wistfully at the second guy who has his back propped against the opposite wall who is returning the wistful stare of his own and the whole situation makes you so tense that you cannot avail yourself of the urinal?
Perplexed, Shuckins :eek:
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It means you're a homophobe? :)
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They were just waiting for you.:cool:
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It means you are a wuss. :D
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It means you're in Bishland.
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Dude just ignore them...
Crack a joke...
[=-{Yer way to tense}-=]....
Yes yes thats it...
Ahh...Yer fortune has you peeing in a urinal in yer future yes yes...
:cool:
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What Hawklore said.. for example, say something like this:
"Hiya guys! Hey, the next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:
You're a Siamese twin.
Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay.
You're not.
He has a date coming over tonight.
You only have one ass.
Feel better?
Hey, I gotta take a piss...."
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Happened to me in the Rideau Center once, if figured there was BJs were going on.
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It means someone just saw a mirror for the first time........
:D
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Originally posted by H. Godwineson
...you're in an unfamiliar mall and you have to urinate really badly and you finally find the men's room but when you enter there are two guys in there ahead of you and one has his back propped against a wall and he's staring wistfully at the second guy who has his back propped against the opposite wall who is returning the wistful stare of his own and the whole situation makes you so tense that you cannot avail yourself of the urinal?
Perplexed, Shuckins :eek:
It means you have a bad case of stagefright.
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....Storm'n Norman is back at Macy's.
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Afterglow? A few minutes earlier and you wouldnt have been able to post what you saw. :eek:
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that the only public place i'm allowed to whip it out is male only is unfair anti hetero discrimination
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Shuckins, all I can say is don't drop the soap.
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just whip it out and go dude.....if the whole world wants to admire your piece why stop em? you still say who gets a ride and who doesn't so your status is safe :)
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It means you had "stage fright" and are using some gay sex story inuendo to cover up your inability to pee when others are in the room.;)
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I never had any trouble peeing in the locker room at school. But this was so...so...DIFFERENT! I mean...couldn't they find some place ELSE? The thought of it still gives me the creeps!
Shudder! :eek:
Shuckins
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Originally posted by funkedup
Shuckins, all I can say is don't drop the soap.
Seen in a mens room recently:
"The sink is to low and the soap smells funny..."[/i]
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Originally posted by H. Godwineson
...you're in an unfamiliar mall and you have to urinate really badly and you finally find the men's room but when you enter there are two guys in there ahead of you and one has his back propped against a wall and he's staring wistfully at the second guy who has his back propped against the opposite wall who is returning the wistful stare of his own and the whole situation makes you so tense that you cannot avail yourself of the urinal?
Perplexed, Shuckins :eek:
It means Fatty and SOB work at that mall.
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I wondered if this ever happened.
Now I know :D
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Originally posted by whgates3
that the only public place i'm allowed to whip it out is male only is unfair anti hetero discrimination
Dont feel bad, they were probably scout masters anyway.