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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Fuzzy on December 03, 2002, 07:18:30 PM

Title: Your momma jokes...pertaining to AH
Post by: Fuzzy on December 03, 2002, 07:18:30 PM
Your mom is so big, they used her uterine ultrasound to make the SFMA map!

Your mom is so fat, they used her cellulite contour map to make Mindanao!

Your mom's so fat she lost a Lanc in her toe folds!

Your mom's uglier than pizza!

Your mom's so fat, your dad needed GPS assistance to make you!

Your mom's so fat she drops thousand pounders in the toilet!

Your mom's so hairy she sticks to everyone's velcro-covered-sheepherding chaps!

Your mom's so big and fat that, well, lwt's just say that fish smell aint coming from the giant squid...

anymore?!?
Title: Your momma jokes...pertaining to AH
Post by: JB73 on December 03, 2002, 07:34:48 PM
yo mamma so fat she has smaller fat people in ponys orbiting her
Title: Your momma jokes...pertaining to AH
Post by: Meatwad on December 03, 2002, 07:37:59 PM
Yo mama is so fat a strato-goon orbits her
Title: Your momma jokes...pertaining to AH
Post by: paulieb on December 03, 2002, 07:40:29 PM
Yo mama so ugly the mindanao(sp?) squid sent your gramma a sympathy card.
Title: Your momma jokes...pertaining to AH
Post by: Shark88 on December 03, 2002, 08:05:40 PM
yo mama's so fat her blood type is ragu
Title: Your momma jokes...pertaining to AH
Post by: Lazer1 on December 04, 2002, 12:36:42 AM
Your moms so fat, she need 10 resupplies! :D
Title: Your momma jokes...pertaining to AH
Post by: BNM on December 04, 2002, 02:21:10 AM
Yo mamma's so stank even Fester won't get close enough to vulch her.

Yo mamma's so ugly Steve won't even try and bounce her.

Yo mamma's so big even BNM could hit her divebombing. :p
Title: Your momma jokes...pertaining to AH
Post by: Fuzzybunny on December 04, 2002, 03:03:03 AM
Your mom's so fat, she steals sheep for tampons.

Your mommas so dumb, she asked me what came after the letter X, I told her Y. She said, cause i wanna know, thats why!

Your moms so fat, that when you strafe her gravy pours out.

Your mom's so dumb, she parachuted to the earth... and missed.

Your moms so fat, when she wears red, kids point at her and yell HEY KOOL-AID!
Title: Your momma jokes...pertaining to AH
Post by: Curval on December 04, 2002, 07:32:26 AM
Your momma so fat she is an ordinance load-out option on the Lanc...and when selected she costs 400 perk points because the damage she causes is so great.

Your momma is so fat that Borg needs to use the "wide angle lens" to get a decent upskirt shot.
Title: Your momma jokes...pertaining to AH
Post by: aztec on December 04, 2002, 07:41:45 AM
Got any funny ones?
Title: Your momma jokes...pertaining to AH
Post by: San on December 04, 2002, 08:46:17 AM
Your momma's so fat Mathman eats her poop.
Title: Your momma jokes...pertaining to AH
Post by: midnight Target on December 04, 2002, 02:24:34 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Curval

Your momma is so fat that Borg needs to use the "wide angle lens" to get a decent upskirt shot.


Here's a winner.

:D
Title: Your momma jokes...pertaining to AH
Post by: udet on December 04, 2002, 02:28:22 PM
yo mama's so smelly they don't need any other troops to capture a base.
Title: Your momma jokes...pertaining to AH
Post by: Nifty on December 04, 2002, 03:31:52 PM
yo momma's so stupid she wasted all her perks getting vulched in a Spit XIV thinking it was a Spit IX!

:D
Title: Your momma jokes...pertaining to AH
Post by: Horn on December 04, 2002, 03:57:45 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Curval
Your momma is so fat that Borg needs to use the "wide angle lens" to get a decent upskirt shot.


A winner! :D

Everytime I see Animal's sig I laugh at that mess...

dh
Title: Your momma jokes...pertaining to AH
Post by: DrDea on December 05, 2002, 04:07:08 PM
Your momma is so fat her highschool picture is an Airial photograph:p
Title: Your momma jokes...pertaining to AH
Post by: SunKing on December 05, 2002, 04:11:11 PM
Yo mamma's so ugly she's gotta be a Bishop.
Title: Your momma jokes...pertaining to AH
Post by: H. Godwineson on December 05, 2002, 04:32:26 PM
Yo mama is so ugly no man would touch her.  Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!  You're adopted!

Shuckins
Title: Your momma jokes...pertaining to AH
Post by: AKDejaVu on December 05, 2002, 05:20:56 PM
Your mama is almost as bad as Fatty's mama.

AKDejaVu
Title: Your momma jokes...pertaining to AH
Post by: fuzeman on December 07, 2002, 01:57:21 AM
Yo mama is so fat... when she jumps up, earth's gravity doesn't pull her back down... her gravity pulls the earth up to her.

[ I know it's lame but I'm over tired I guess. ]

fuzeman