Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Ripsnort on December 04, 2002, 08:25:12 AM
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I know what Santa wants for the Holidays this year.
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Santa poses with his "gift" from Mrs. Claus. The two of them have adopted an alternative adult lifestyle and began swinging in early 2002.
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I saw Santa feeling Mommy up
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She didn't see me creep
Downstairs to have a peep
What a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had walked in.....
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"Got Milk?" ... ummmm to go with the cookies.
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prior to picture being taken...
Santa "What would you like for Christmas this year?"
Woman "Breast implants!"
as picture is taken...
Santa "Honey, I don't think you NEED implants!"
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And in other news...Santa was in court today for his alledged groping of an office receptionist during last Fridays christmas party. Mrs claus also announced the divorce of the couple after two hundred years of a seemingly happy marriage.
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We all know what there gonna play later on in the night.....
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Santa's two little helpers...
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All I want for Christmas are your two C cups.
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Santa: "The hell with elves....i like these better!"