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Title: Why God Never Received Tenure at a University
Post by: miko2d on December 04, 2002, 08:34:19 AM
1. Because he had only one major publication.
2. And it was in Hebrew.
3. And it had no cited references.
4. And it wasn't published in a refereed journal or even submitted for peer review.
5. And some even doubt he wrote it himself.
6. It may be true that he created the world but what has he done since?
7. The scientific community has had a very rough time trying to replicate his results.
8. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
He expelled his first two students for learning.
9. Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed his tests.
10. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.
Title: Why God Never Received Tenure at a University
Post by: mrfish on December 04, 2002, 01:34:27 PM
they released a report in boston just recently citing 400 err reasons as to why god wouldn't make a very good babysitter either...
Title: Why God Never Received Tenure at a University
Post by: Leslie on December 04, 2002, 02:06:24 PM
That's a good one Miko...LOL.:D

Les