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Title: Headline!!!! Whiners Launch Major Offensive!!!
Post by: Rude on December 04, 2002, 01:51:19 PM
It has been confirmed, that sometime during the past few days, a large and mostly simpleminded contingent of Whiners has launched a major offensive against the AH BBS.

As frightening as it may sound, we have confirmed no casualties up to the posting of this headline....I can only hope that no one will perish.

Why, I found myself, after reading some 30 whiney posts, only inches from my eye with a freshly sharpened #2 lead pencil!!!

It is being recomended, that all who wish to survive this onslaught, secure all sharp instruments within an arms reach and most importantly, post as many happy thoughts as possible in an effort to fight back the malcontents!!!

Good luck and may God bless you all!!!
Title: Headline!!!! Whiners Launch Major Offensive!!!
Post by: funkedup on December 04, 2002, 01:52:24 PM
IT'S TIME TO BRING BACK THE ONLY WEAPON THAT THEY RESPECT.

WHINE OF THE WEEK!
Title: Headline!!!! Whiners Launch Major Offensive!!!
Post by: Dead Man Flying on December 04, 2002, 01:54:05 PM
Woooooooohooooooooooo!
Title: Headline!!!! Whiners Launch Major Offensive!!!
Post by: Lazerus1 on December 04, 2002, 01:54:58 PM
Quote
Originally posted by funkedup
IT'S TIME TO BRING BACK THE ONLY WEAPON THAT THEY RESPECT.

WHINE OF THE WEEK!


SECOND!



do i hear a third to pass the motion??
Title: Headline!!!! Whiners Launch Major Offensive!!!
Post by: Tracer-15 on December 04, 2002, 02:04:07 PM
THIRD AND PASS!
Title: Headline!!!! Whiners Launch Major Offensive!!!
Post by: muckmaw on December 04, 2002, 02:10:30 PM
BRING BACK WOW
BRING BACK WOW
BRING BACK WOW

BBW
BBW
BBW.....wait...that means fat broad, does'nt it?
Title: Headline!!!! Whiners Launch Major Offensive!!!
Post by: LePaul on December 04, 2002, 03:02:45 PM
Oh Christ...I've got 2 of those awards already...well, what's the award for 3, Rude?  :P
Title: Headline!!!! Whiners Launch Major Offensive!!!
Post by: funkedup on December 04, 2002, 03:03:55 PM
Can we get a "Whiner Attack Inbound" sound to replace the "Base Under Attack" sound?
Title: Headline!!!! Whiners Launch Major Offensive!!!
Post by: Saintaw on December 04, 2002, 03:15:40 PM
lol :D

everyday that goes by (and I'm reading this board) ... I'm more and more certain that most of you are nuts! (especially SOB...but that's for another thread)
Title: Headline!!!! Whiners Launch Major Offensive!!!
Post by: Animal on December 04, 2002, 03:24:36 PM
With Whels, bkhawk, bombatowd, and a few newcomers very active on channel 1, it is a whiner renaissance and I'm glad I'm alive to witness it.
Title: Headline!!!! Whiners Launch Major Offensive!!!
Post by: SOB on December 04, 2002, 03:50:56 PM
Who, me?  That's liable, and I will have your bellybutton for it!  HI TECH, HE'S PICKIN' ON ME, BAN HIM NOW OR I'LL HOLD MY BREATH UNTIL I PASS OUT!!!!  HOLDING..HOLDING....HOOOLDING ....HOOOLLLDDDINNNG...HOOOLL
Title: Headline!!!! Whiners Launch Major Offensive!!!
Post by: Tracer-15 on December 04, 2002, 04:33:40 PM
THUD.....................
Title: Headline!!!! Whiners Launch Major Offensive!!!
Post by: Ozark on December 04, 2002, 04:40:30 PM
I see some interesting possibilities! With so many active entries, we could break this monstrous task into several categories:

Whiner of Monday (WOMO) award.
Whiner of Tuesday (WOT) award.
Whiner of Wednesday (WOWE) award.
Whiner of Thursday (WOTH) award.
Whiner of Friday (WOF) award.
Whiner of Saturday (WOS) award
Whiner of Sunday (WOSUN) award
Whiner of the Week (WOW) award.
Whiner of the Month (WOM) award.
Whiner of the Year (WOY) award.
And the much anticipated: Whiner LifeTime Achievement (WLTA) award.
Title: Headline!!!! Whiners Launch Major Offensive!!!
Post by: Yeager on December 04, 2002, 05:38:25 PM
Its actually kinda fun rude.

The past few months this BB has been as fascinating as a dried booger on a bathroom wall.  May I digress:  I once worked in a lounge and up stairs in the bathroom someone had drawn a target bullseye just opposite of the toilet, about three feet away as you sat down.  Anyway, the wall was splattered with boogers
where many people (meslef included) passed the time away flinging boogers at that bullseye.  Must have been hunerds of em and some dead on center (guess who :) )
Title: Headline!!!! Whiners Launch Major Offensive!!!
Post by: SOB on December 04, 2002, 06:05:52 PM
...and Yeager WINS!!!  :D


SOB
Title: Headline!!!! Whiners Launch Major Offensive!!!
Post by: AKDejaVu on December 04, 2002, 06:26:19 PM
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Originally posted by Tracer-15
THUD.....................
Thud?  Obviously you haven't met SOB.  When he goes down he doesn't thud, he hums.

AKDejaVu
Title: Headline!!!! Whiners Launch Major Offensive!!!
Post by: funkedup on December 04, 2002, 07:01:03 PM
Yep and usually in a bathroom stall too.
Title: Headline!!!! Whiners Launch Major Offensive!!!
Post by: paintmaw on December 04, 2002, 07:06:59 PM
That SOB guys has got to be stopped :)
Title: Headline!!!! Whiners Launch Major Offensive!!!
Post by: Ozark on December 04, 2002, 07:16:53 PM
Is that MG's pig?
Title: Headline!!!! Whiners Launch Major Offensive!!!
Post by: SOB on December 04, 2002, 07:21:41 PM
I think I'm being outed!  Dammit Animal, you said this would make me popular!!!


SOB
Title: Headline!!!! Whiners Launch Major Offensive!!!
Post by: funkedup on December 04, 2002, 07:38:51 PM
As they say, "lips is lips".
Title: Headline!!!! Whiners Launch Major Offensive!!!
Post by: Hawklore on December 04, 2002, 09:33:26 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Ozark
I see some interesting possibilities! With so many active entries, we could break this monstrous task into several categories:

Whiner of Monday (WOMO) award.
Whiner of Tuesday (WOT) award.
Whiner of Wednesday (WOWE) award.
Whiner of Thursday (WOTH) award.
Whiner of Friday (WOF) award.
Whiner of Saturday (WOS) award
Whiner of Sunday (WOSUN) award
Whiner of the Week (WOW) award.
Whiner of the Month (WOM) award.
Whiner of the Year (WOY) award.
And the much anticipated: Whiner LifeTime Achievement (WLTA) award.



Actualy that wouldnt be to bad of an idea...

I mean one of us could it for HTC...
Title: Headline!!!! Whiners Launch Major Offensive!!!
Post by: cajun on December 04, 2002, 09:42:51 PM
Yeah bring back Whiner of the week award!
Title: Headline!!!! Whiners Launch Major Offensive!!!
Post by: Rude on December 05, 2002, 12:32:33 PM
I'm afraid my bullets are not big enough to handle this recent offensive.....may need larger caliber weapons and more of them.

Why this week alone is saturated with so many whiney whines(the worst kind of whine) that personally, I just do not think I can turn the tide of war all by myself.

Might I suggest forming a Special Ops force of some kind which would be assigned to safeguard our bbs from the likes of Whiney Whiners(the worst kind of whiner)?

We could sniper the Whiney Whiners so to speak....target them with extreme prejudice and expose them for what they truly are....Whiney Whiners.

Just a thought....after all, the sovereignty of our beloved BBS is at stake...we must take action or perish!!!
Title: Headline!!!! Whiners Launch Major Offensive!!!
Post by: Pepe on December 05, 2002, 12:34:29 PM
:D
Title: Headline!!!! Whiners Launch Major Offensive!!!
Post by: Skuzzy on December 05, 2002, 12:39:26 PM
Larger caliber weapons Rude?  I'll see what Nate and Super can come up with.
Title: Headline!!!! Whiners Launch Major Offensive!!!
Post by: SLO on December 05, 2002, 12:41:49 PM
<<--laughin so hard coffee comin out of nose......DOH!!!!:D
Title: Headline!!!! Whiners Launch Major Offensive!!!
Post by: vorticon on December 05, 2002, 01:06:17 PM
YES LETS BRING BACK THE WEEKLY WHINE ON WHINES...if you really dont want to read whiney posts take a look at the o'club or screenshots and images...hth forum is whineless to
Title: Headline!!!! Whiners Launch Major Offensive!!!
Post by: gofaster on December 05, 2002, 01:08:34 PM


Rude's statements would have more impact if he wasn't flying for the side most often accused of being numerically superior.

Title: Headline!!!! Whiners Launch Major Offensive!!!
Post by: SlapShot on December 05, 2002, 01:23:45 PM
Quote
Originally posted by muckmaw
BRING BACK WOW
BRING BACK WOW
BRING BACK WOW

BBW
BBW
BBW.....wait...that means fat broad, does'nt it?


Muck ... LOL ... My first thought was that you were refering to  ...

Whip 'em Out Wednesday !!!!

Made famous by New York Disc Jockeys' Opey and Anthony ... who are no longer on the air ... :(
Title: Headline!!!! Whiners Launch Major Offensive!!!
Post by: Rude on December 05, 2002, 01:27:55 PM
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Originally posted by gofaster


Rude's statements would have more impact if he wasn't flying for the side most often accused of being numerically superior.





and those accusers wouldn't be........................... ........................





WHINERS, would they?
Title: Headline!!!! Whiners Launch Major Offensive!!!
Post by: gofaster on December 05, 2002, 01:45:25 PM
Wow, best fishin' today.  Took less than time than I thought!