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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Widewing on December 06, 2002, 08:17:35 AM

Title: How to pork your ranking in one evening
Post by: Widewing on December 06, 2002, 08:17:35 AM
With all the discussion on how to generate a good ranking, I thought I would give examples of how to pork your rating in a single evening.

1) Forget to designate a sortie as “attack”. I did this twice. Take off in a heavy F6F, not click on attack, get 5 kills of GVs and PTs, land and repeat, for 10 total kills, none of which count towards “fighter” scoring. Helped to pork my K/T. I did, however, manage a 22% hit percentage. :D
2) Continue to fly with a now badly spiking joystick, leading to 3 augers in 15 minutes. Porked my K/D and K/S.
3) Fly three sorties where the fight evaporated before I could get there (this is what I despise about the pizza map). This really porked K/T and K/S.

After this sterling example of handsomehunk, I logged off, disassembled my joystick and cleaned the pots.

The following evening, with a properly working joystick, and paying more attention to details, I had a very good night, but concentrated on building “attack” rating. Tonight, I will try to repair my “fighter” score.

Last evening, one of my squad’s newbies asked me how to get a good ranking. My advice: “Don’t fly with me!” :D

My regards,

Widewing
Title: How to pork your ranking in one evening
Post by: SLO on December 06, 2002, 08:41:53 AM
since this new challenge to hype up scores...have you noticed how many more ponies fly around.....saw 6 ponies before i saw a spit9:D ......went from running dweeb to super dweeb....then got jumped by 3 rooks:rolleyes:

will give it more time about this scorin thingy :confused:
Title: How to pork your ranking in one evening
Post by: Turbot on December 06, 2002, 08:49:18 AM
#4  Up bombers in formation by accident.
Title: How to pork your ranking in one evening
Post by: popeye on December 06, 2002, 08:58:22 AM
We need new scoring categories:  excuses/time, excuses/sortie, and excuses/death.
Title: How to pork your ranking in one evening
Post by: poopster on December 06, 2002, 09:43:46 AM
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Fly three sorties where the fight evaporated before I could get there


Ain't THAT the truth, and it takes bleams to get there. Worst feature of Pizza besides the migrane inducing terrain..