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Title: Whoopsy...
Post by: SOB on December 06, 2002, 10:33:23 AM

...poo! (http://www.disappointment.com/randomacts/soiling/philsstory.htm)

Title: Whoopsy...
Post by: midnight Target on December 06, 2002, 10:38:54 AM

What in god's name made you search for stories about pooing yourself?

It was funny though.

Title: Whoopsy...
Post by: Furious on December 06, 2002, 11:30:35 AM

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Originally posted by midnight Target
What in god's name made you search for stories about pooing yourself?

He's sick.  He has an unatural fixation with that orifice.  A demented fixation.  

Pray you never see the things he tries to trick us mild mannered FDB into seeing.  Pray hard.  I still have a twitch in my left eye.



F.

Title: Whoopsy...
Post by: miko2d on December 06, 2002, 11:46:22 AM

I bet some of the audience here could tell really great stories that involved pooing themselves.

 miko

Title: Whoopsy...
Post by: funkedup on December 06, 2002, 12:00:48 PM

One of the guys on AGW (I believe it was Teufel?) told a story about going on autopilot and going to the bathroom.
The punchline is that halfway through taking care of business he hears "ping ping ping" and runs back to his PC with his pants around his ankles and a "Klingon" still attached.  He ended up getting shot down AND crapping all over himself and his chair.  I'll try to find a link to the story.

Title: Re: Whoopsy...
Post by: funkedup on December 06, 2002, 12:03:35 PM

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Originally posted by SOB
...poo! (http://www.disappointment.com/randomacts/soiling/philsstory.htm)

SOB did you see love muffin?  The same story basically happens live on film.