Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: AKDejaVu on December 06, 2002, 11:39:36 PM
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Well... spent an evening with Fatty and I have to say...
I'm fatter than him. That's pretty fricking discouraging.
I drank more beer than him. I don't know what he "used" to be like... but he's pretty much a popsicle these days.
In 1 short hour, he managed to turn our waitress gay. It was truly inspirational to see. I think he may still be a virgin... in the biblical sense of the word.
I dunno, but I expected FDBs to be much fatter, drunker and a little more bastardly. Hell... at least SOB is fat... though he drinks little girl drinks and is actually nice.
Well... there's still a week to go here. Maybe Fatty will bring his mom on the next night out and I'll actually have some fun.
Thanks to Mason and Rocky for showing up. I think I woulda just kicked both Mason's and Fatty's bellybutton right off the bat if Rocky hadn't been there to stand up for them.
AKDejaVu
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Yep they are rutabagas. Fortunately Rocky is there to provide some backbone.
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PS What the hell are you doing home at midnight.
Man I don't even KNOW the FDP's anymore.
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You are so right.
Though... he did tell some great stories about sex with Animal and Mathman.
AKDejaVu
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Oh yeah... don't let fatty try to get by with some lame story as to how he got his name (he's not fat). I bet he'd try to pull off some "Yah.. I used to smoke 8 fatties a day" story to justify the name.
The truth is (told me himself)... when he was finished swimming on the swim team in college, he put on 15 pounds. It took him 2 years to lose the weight and he took fatty as his nick just to help remind him never to let it happen again.
AKDejaVu
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ok, so he caught us on an 'off' night.
cut some friggin slack , i know fatty needs it. poor bastard has to move all of his crap tomorrow while rocky and i watch cable and drink beers. :D
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Its really fun to meet the FDB's at the Con. Not what you expect at all.
But damn, them boys are fun to party with !! And they even gave me one of their T-Shirts this year...... yah yah, it was only because Moon ( a really hot chick thats in my squad ;) ) asked them too, but hey I won't complain!!
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Yes Fatty is vain about his figure. I hear he is into low-carb beer now.
He told me he got his name because of his endowment.
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Hey Deja, you're down here in Austin? How long?
Fatty, What are you guys doin? I can get ahold of Shoulman and we can try to meet up at BW3's Sat night or Sun Afternoon.
AirScrew
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Deja,
I'm sorry you had to endure that!
Hopefully the local Geometry Club is having a punch and cake party tonight.....at least it would be a step up from last night with those FDB wussies!
Cobra
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DJV I think you should look up the Bush twins, I hear they like to party.
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Actually I told Deja I had to go home and get some sleep to move in the morning so he wouldn't cramp my style when I went out to the yellow rose. I think he might have misjudged my figure, because the girdle has helped some in slimming my profile to under 60".
Airscrew, going to be moving junk most of the weekend, but might be up for a few tonight. Probably will be easier to get ahold of deja, he's got my number and I'll be letting him know if we're doing anything. If not tonight I told him last night we will probably be hitting waterloo ice house for MNF, 10 cent wings and $5 pitchers.
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Oh, and Funked, we saw jenna at Fidoh's last night.
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(no, not really, but it did look like her)
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Deja, you saying that Fatty is skinny, sober, and unbastardly? You better take that back or prepare to suffer the consequences.*
*The consequences being, of course, that Fatty will tell Rocky that you're picking on him. Then you'll be sorry.
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Mason... you missed it later in the evening. The waitress that got fatty excited by wiping the drewl off his chin was kissing on another girl in the parking garage. It was a tell-tale sign.
MajTom... I told Fatty I'd help him move this weekend. I doubt stickboy could lift an automan on his own... so I'm pretty sure he'll need it.
The monday night football thing sounds pretty fun though... You up for that?
AKDejaVu
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Fatty turned her into a lesbian, amazing.
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Mathman had sex?
congrats :D
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Mathman has genitals? :confused: :eek:
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Deja, Monday Night Football sounds good, Waterloo Ice House is just down the road from where I work.
I'll just stay in town after work. I'll see if I can drag Shoulman along and force him to eat wings and drink beer.
AirScrew
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Originally posted by Fatty
Oh, and Funked, we saw jenna at Fidoh's last night.
Damn, I haven't been to Fidoh's in forever. I miss that place :(
Especially the sightseeing on the porch :D
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Deja wanted 6th street, 4th was a compromise.
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Give me a call if you need help moving. I'm just watching football this weekend.
AKDejaVu
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Ok, which Waterloo Icehouse, Burnet or downtown.
AirScrew