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Title: I have something to admit...
Post by: KSB666 on December 09, 2002, 08:16:14 AM
I'm a crappy pilot. The scoring system is not porked. The flight model is not porked. Ballistics are not porked. Numbers are not porked. I am porked.

I am a crappy pilot. I fly when I can, train when I can, get an occasional kill when someone crappier than me is afk when their plane wanders into my personal airspace.

I have no problem with what is said on Channel 1 because I don't read it. Squelch is a beautiful thing. I say little on the BB, because my opinion is just that: my opinion. Not Law, Gospel or Fact. If I choose to leave, I go. It's not cinematic. It's a game.

In an age characterized by the abandonment of personal responsibility, I choose to buck the trend and admit this one thing: I am a crappy pilot.

Have a nice day.


KSB666
Title: I have something to admit...
Post by: AKIron on December 09, 2002, 08:46:23 AM
whiner ;)
Title: I have something to admit...
Post by: straffo on December 09, 2002, 08:55:17 AM
copier :)
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Post by: Wotan on December 09, 2002, 08:55:44 AM
What planes do you fly and what do think you are having trouble with?

Flying the planes? (BFM/ACM)

Or Situational Awareness?(Finding yourself going from good to bad before you realize whats happening)

I am sure someone can help ya out on either one of these.
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Post by: SLO on December 09, 2002, 08:59:43 AM
don't listen to wotan...he sucks...and fly's those uber planes:D
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Post by: T0J0 on December 09, 2002, 09:01:44 AM
KS
 You pay your $14.95 do as you please! if that means fish? then Fish!!

T0J0
Title: I have something to admit...
Post by: Rude on December 09, 2002, 10:08:53 AM
Hello....my name is Rude and I'm a crappy pilot.
Title: I have something to admit...
Post by: hazed- on December 09, 2002, 10:24:36 AM
hello.... my name is hazed and rude IS a crappy pilot :)
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Post by: Saurdaukar on December 09, 2002, 11:54:24 AM
Hello, my name is Mazz and Rude is on my side, so I cant comment.  :cool:
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Post by: T0J0 on December 09, 2002, 12:13:36 PM
ROFLMAO Hazed!!
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Post by: Fancy on December 09, 2002, 02:05:24 PM
I am a crappy pilot.

God, that felt so....liberating.

But seriously, a few days ago I was having an awesome day fighting.  I was concentrating and landing some pretty nasty deflection shots.  I had two three-kill sorties and one four-kill--only the four-kill did I land  (PERK THE 205!!!).  The following days the memory of that day hung around.  I'd dive down on someone, thinking "I'm awesome.  I can make this shot."  But of course I'd miss then get greedy and bleed off all my E or some such thing.  I think admitting to yourself that you're crappy actually makes you better.
Title: I have something to admit...
Post by: Fariz on December 09, 2002, 02:46:00 PM
(AH Pilots reabilitation center. 2006)

Hi all. I... am...

Sorry, I just can't say it. Let me try again, please. Thanks.

Hi all, I.................. I.......... I..........
ammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......... ...................
a............................
ccccccccccrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaa aaaa....................

Sorry. Please, 3rd time! I will do it, promise!

I AM THE....

GREATEST PILOT IN AH HISTORY! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. KILL! BURN! KILLLLLLLL!

(Couple guys come in fast, make Fariz injection, and drags him away)
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Post by: Steve on December 09, 2002, 02:54:31 PM
Rude is a crappy pilot.. this causes great concern for me.  He killed me just the other day.  I now come to the logical conclusion that a crappy pilot shot me down so I must be a really crappy pilot.  The bubble is burst, I'm awful.  I think I'll go have a beer or two, this way if I'm really crappy, maybe I won't notice as much.
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Post by: Innominate on December 09, 2002, 03:03:27 PM
Hi my name is Innominate, and I am a statpotato.  I'm not even very good at it.  It's been a week since I last statpotatod.
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Post by: Halo on December 09, 2002, 03:14:03 PM
Very refreshing post, KSB666.  It is wonderful to hear from an honorable and modest pilot.  But why is your disclaimer reminiscent of that cartoon of a mouse holding a mallet behind its back and giving the finger to an attacking owl?    

Major, send for the Intelligence guy and get us the lowdown on this bait, quick!
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Post by: straffo on December 09, 2002, 04:02:31 PM
I've just lost an Head on with a lancaster

(I'm pretty sure that not a single bullet hit him ....)

Do I suck enought ?
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Post by: eagl on December 09, 2002, 04:45:48 PM
Ummmm...

Drex sux!


:rolleyes:
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Post by: krazyhorse on December 09, 2002, 04:51:15 PM
hi i'm krzyhors and i'm am a a  a  a hung like a horse  ok dmnit a an ok pilot with crappy SA
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Post by: SirLoin on December 09, 2002, 07:29:52 PM
"My name is Elmer J. Fudd....Millionaire....I own a mansion and a yaught"
Title: One point!
Post by: Fridaddy on December 09, 2002, 08:58:57 PM
WHO CARES WHAT KIND OF PILOT YOU ARE!!!

ARE YOU HAVING FUN HERE!!!!

THATS ALL THAT MATTERS!!!