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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Rude on December 12, 2002, 09:44:52 AM
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Recently confirmed reports of Bishop mind control over weaker minded Rooks and Knights, seems to be allowing the Bishops a distinct advantage in the war.
"I don't know what happened to me" cried a Rook fighter pilot, recently interviewed. "I knew the Bishops were coming and I knew that I should fight back, but instead I just rolled over and started whining on the open radio channel."
Numerous reports indicate that this type of bizaare behavior is rampant among both Rooks and Knights as they face the more skilled, oraganized and good looking Bishop forces.
When asked if anything could be done to protect themselves from the Bishops mind control, a Knight General replied, "I'm afraid not...the Bishops have found us out to be weak minded Whiney Whiners(the worst kind of whiner) and it's only a matter of time before we cry openly on channel one."
In closing, I should also report, both knight and Rook forces seem to have a strange affection towards sheep and each other for that matter. I'm afraid it's only a matter of time before both Rook and Knight forces move to the CT, where such behavior is not only condoned, but encouraged.
Rude
War Correspondent
AH Daily News
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lol
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I will enjoy Horde Warrior....
I will enjoy Horde Warrior...
Hey...I'm having fun again!
Now....where did the voice tell me to send my VISA number?
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DAMN, our whine ray has been discovered!
Hopefully nobody will find out that the only defense is to wrap aluminum foil around thier heads.
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So THAT explains why all the rooks I shot down last night had lined their cockpit windows with foil... I thought it was so they wouldn't have to see it coming! :D
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I love the bish hordes, makes finding juicy targets easyer....keep em comming bishbobs :cool:
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Better skilled and organized, maybe. But you're just fooling yourselves about being better looking. Besides, how do you even know what we look like if all you ever see is our hind ends?
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News report:
Inspector of AH United Chess Organization visiting Bish factory suspected of biological warfare production discovered an "in vitro" cultivation of the terrible Gram+ germ
Whinerella Bishensis
This pathogen spreaded in the air from irrorating airplanes causes ,when breathed, violent whining attack with loss of coordinating capacity; the subject striked lost all the coordination in his acts , and is only capable of writing whining messages on CH 1 and BBS
Thinking Bish have used this terrible and banned weapon against Rooks (mainly:D ) and Knights , a remark has been sent to President of AH UCO Mr. Pyro K. Hannan.
More to come
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"Added a perk balancing system. Both points and cost are adjusted based on your Countries numbers. " hitech
This will fix em :)
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YEA !!
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Originally posted by Turbot
"Added a perk balancing system. Both points and cost are adjusted based on your Countries numbers. " hitech
This will fix em :)
Naw....what you guys don't get, is we all enjoy ourselves too much to switch to another country, perks or no perks.
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Originally posted by Samiam
Better skilled and organized, maybe. But you're just fooling yourselves about being better looking. Besides, how do you even know what we look like if all you ever see is our hind ends?
There is no difference....both views yeild the same horrible result/
Butt Ugly ring a bell?:)
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Do you know why so many Bish auger during their suicide base raids?
Most of them have their heads up the other guy's bellybutton who is flying in front of them.
You choose the head... either one fits this description :D
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Hell, at least us Bish have organized base raids - the rest of you "other" chess peices file in one by one parade style. No formation cohesion at all... its sad really.
:cool:
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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Hell, at least us Bish have organized base raids - the rest of you "other" chess peices file in one by one parade style. No formation cohesion at all... its sad really.
:cool:
You think those 30 plane Dweeb raids have formation cohesion? ROFLMAO!!!!
I have yet to see even the slightest attempt being made at any sort of "formation". I think the term "roving horde of thugs" would be much better suited.
There are very few AH players that even know what a formation is, let alone fly one.
I will give you Bish one thing. At least you are reliable. In every first wave attack you send out, at least 60% are dead within the first couple minutes of the attack.
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Originally posted by Rude
There is no difference....both views yeild the same horrible result
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Rude, the truth is - and it's hard for all of us to admit it - that those of us who don't switch to Bish are simply insecure and have low self esteem. We just don't think we're good (or good looking) enough to wear that honored icon.
Or it could be that we just can't stand the thought of not shooting at ya'll.
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Those silly, disorganized, unskilled, suiciding dweebs won ANOTHER reset.
It's becoming more and more apparent they have *no idea* what they're doing.
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You people are seriously deluding yourselves if you think that any countries are different from another. They are all the same...same suiciders, same alt-monkeys, etc.
(except for the good-looking part, Rude is right there)
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Bish have more vodka !
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We've decided that the bish are having so much fun hoarding bases that we're all going to switch to bish. Of course there would be no competition, but the bish don't seem to want that anyhow.
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Raubs right you know... the countries are exactly the same. I suppose if I were to switch to Bish they'd even lose the 'good looking' award.
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and with the Bishops come the
* drum roll *
BTA - Bishop Thintelligence Agency
Highly secretive propaganda group set out for crushing anti-Bishop remarks. They are known to dabble in the philosophy known as "Monopoly is the best form of competition." BBS memebers are warned to keep a look-out on such activities.
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Aren't Bishops,Priests and other clergy men being investigated for molesting young boy's ?
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RUDE, how can u say that an ugly little dumb lemming is better looking than a rook or a knight?
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Originally posted by Rude
In closing, I should also report, both knight and Rook forces seem to have a strange affection towards sheep and each other for that matter. I'm afraid it's only a matter of time before both Rook and Knight forces move to the CT, where such behavior is not only condoned, but encouraged.
Rude
War Correspondent
AH Daily News
Thats why I watch Fox news, there fair and unbaised.
Not like you at all.....
you, you, you gerado wannabe!
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Originally posted by Turbot
"Added a perk balancing system. Both points and cost are adjusted based on your Countries numbers. " hitech
This will fix em :)
I was just about to post my opinion about this little announcement. Personally, I think its HTC's response to my jumping from Knight to Bishop over the weekend, because I'm so important and such a critical piece of the Aces High experience. :p
I also noticed that my new country has been getting its tail kicked ever since I turned to the dark side. :mad:
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If the Knights and Rooks are weaker minded, why is it the bishists who use lemming tactics?
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To those of you who haven't quite caught on yet, being second or third best is not the end of the world.
Bishops are used to the spot light of fame, fortune and the admiration, along with the longing of women worldwide.
Here's what ya do, my little rook and knight friends. Find a mirror and do the Stuart Smalley routine....say, by gosh, I can contribute to my country and the war in general....I am a good fighter pilot and by gosh, people do like me.
:)
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Originally posted by AtmkRstr
If the Knights and Rooks are weaker minded, why is it the bishists who use lemming tactics?
Bishops organize.
Knights and rooks call it lemming tactics because they can't pull it off themselves.
Hence they're weak.