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Title: Top Ten Ways Pete Rose Can Improve His Image
Post by: Sox62 on December 16, 2002, 08:23:02 AM

As per the David Letterman Show....

10:Remind people how much he used to hustle.
9:Change name to SpongePete Rosepants.
8:Say betting on baseball was research for a movie role.
7:Make an appearance on the Tonight Show.
6:Travel with a monkey - everyone loves a monkey.
5:Write and star in the delightful comedy My Big Fat Pete Rose Wedding.
4:Find and kill Osama Bin Laden.
3:Always carry tums - periodically offer them to strangers.
2:Teach underprivileged kids how to play the ponies.
And the No.1 way Pete Rose can improve his image...
1:Hold a press conference declaring he's not gay.

Title: Top Ten Ways Pete Rose Can Improve His Image
Post by: Ripsnort on December 16, 2002, 08:25:36 AM

LOL!~