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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: funkedup on December 16, 2002, 03:31:58 PM
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Please paste your hysterical childish squeaking here. :)
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I CANT BELIEVE THEYD DO THIS!! THE GAME IS RUINED FOREVER I QUIT!!!!!! WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK THAT COULD BE A GOOD IDEA?!!?!
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The Ta152 still doesn't match the chart I made myself in the office with my photocopier!!
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Originally posted by Gman
The Ta152 still doesn't match the chart I made myself in the office with my photocopier!!
OUCH
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Originally posted by Gman
The Ta152 still doesn't match the chart I made myself in the office with my photocopier!!
LOL This one is a classic.
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Me163 will rearm the wheels but the skid won't retract so u cant reup..I have cancelled my account!!!!!!
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Originally posted by funkedup
Please paste your hysterical childish squeaking here. :)
My palms are sweaty and my socks are to loose?!!!!
T0J0
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The Ta152 still doesn't match the chart I made myself in the office with my photocopier!!
ROFL!!! Spit my coffee out on the papers I was grading thank you very much!
I will use this one gman in my SEA BB posts for a quote. :D
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HiTech ASSURED me personally that we would have an Atomic Bomb in this arena.....WHERE IS IT.......
I am cancelling my account!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I Quit
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LOL!
I know you probably don't care, but you just made my week HT :)
HT, where is the addy to send bribes? The bribe link doesn't seem to be attached to any particular shipping address...?
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HITECH
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Dont Quit....LOL......
That Garmin is nice...wish I could put one in the ole Cessna but my 10 accounts of AH cost too much and thus I cant afford it.
Scotch is in the mail!
:D
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Originally posted by Gman
The Ta152 still doesn't match the chart I made myself in the office with my photocopier!!
Beauty! :D
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Someone send him a bottle..Quick!..:)
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I just saw Ripsnort wearing a Tutu in the MA and now I feel sick.
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i have just eaten please tell him to wear the proper clothing please
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You want that Garmin?
I want THIS:
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Before the guy in the back seat gets too much older........
[Well...... I'd help with the Garmin ;) ]
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We fear change.
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Originally posted by Mister Fork
I just saw Ripsnort wearing a Tutu in the MA and now I feel sick.
But you were sexually attracted to my girlish figure, weren't you? You can come out and admit it.
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I still eagerly await the arrival of the F8F Bearcat...even if it is a perk plane.
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I downloaded 1.11 and (insert weird computer error here) happend to my machine.
After flying for a while i noticed (insert catostrophic change in your favorite ride).
I could not verify that ( insert skewed, off the wall suggestion to improve the game, that only you care about) was added in this version.
I (choose one: Quit, am cancelling account, will continue to whine)
This space resevered for any personal attacks you might want to carry out.
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This space reserved for your final thoughts that you craft into some clever form designed to make you look brilliant, but just confirms to everyone what a dweeb you are........
Shoul
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hitech quits...hurray that means i can move to texas and take over
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I wanna V-2 that we can launch from each other's HQ's and bomb each others radar into submission! Each side gets 1 V-2 and hour or I'm outta here!
I'll settle for some V-1's for the Tempests to chase though. ;)
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WHERE IS IT ?
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I can't find a matching sock, I QUIT!!!!
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Waaah! HTC didnt model proper Benzin for my beeyootiful Ju88, just this watered-down ersatz rubbish made from coal that burns three times too fast, so I can only stay airborne for 2 hours instead of 6 or more!
No fair!
Esme (sulking, wondering how to get this damned PzVI airborne. Huh - yet another porked FM?! Us Luftwoffles are sooo hard done by!)
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'Ere, 'itech... - just followed the "bribes" link. What d'you want one o'they for?!?! You DO have paper maps, ruler, slide rule and a stop watch, don't you? I mean, like we ALL have in AH, eh?
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Yer what?!!!!
Damn, there goes one set of shattered illusions! ;-)
Esme (off to find her way to the cha brewer-upper. Lessee, wind is from the SW, 5 knots, alt difference is 12 feet, temperature about 2C atm, at 100m ASL, range is about 30 yards overall, with, ooh, heck, at least 4 waypoints (not counting a diversion around the cats claws...)... )
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@#%@#%#%$ trees STILL kill fluff'n Tiger tanks..HOW does a @#@% 500 pound bomb NOT kill it, but hittin tree at 15 mph DOES?...mutter mutter
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We get a fancy new splash screen.. but no theme music! :mad: :mad: :mad:
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You forget, these trees are HEAT.
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Originally posted by BUG_EAF322
WHERE IS IT ?
What is it ?
A plane looking like that can't fly I swear !
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I have had it with the whiners and squeakers here. HTC works their collective tulips off IMPROVING this game. They give us an update that fixes and addresses many concerns that a lot of people have shared here on this BBS. Yet, for some reason, you guys decide to start a thread where you squeak and moan about not having this plane added or this thing fixed. Some of us come to this forum to share thoughts in constructive ways, be understanding and generous with people who have issues with certain aspects of this game, get involved in marvelous debates that never resort to name calling.
If it wasn't for the wonderful support I get from my squaddies, I would have left this game long ago. You guys need to grow up and start acting like responsible and supportive people of high moral standing and ethics.
Man, some people just don't get it.
p.s. you are all as bad as the "luftwhining potatos" that you rush to denegrate every time they post a well thought out and constructive criticism of a problem that they have researched concerning the greatest planes ever flown into combat.
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I'd like to complain that Mathman's sense of humour got left out of this upgrade!
That or his sense of humour is far too subtle and classy for anybody's good! ;-)
Esme
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Yup, either Mathman's sense of humor is dryer than mine or he needs to smoke another one. ;)
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Hey, he's a teacher in LA!...what did ya expect! :D
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Hey, he's a teacher in LA!...what did ya expect! :D
And you are a balding super American with a carpeted garage in the Pacific Northwest... what else would we expect?
:p
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math has friends(err squad mates)??
ummm..whine...o yaa....I dont care if i get shot down 200 times in the stuka..as long as it has a siren..lololool
Such simple wants.....I dont want to hear"Late war model"...SIRRREENS....o yaa..and those panzercrackers...love thos big gun pods....
But ..I love this game...Kik asss HiTech & crew....
Happy Quanza,,,down there in Texas,,,,:)
Merry New Year
Love BiGB
xoxo
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Originally posted by Mathman
I have had it with the whiners and squeakers here. HTC works their collective tulips off IMPROVING this game. They give us an update that fixes and addresses many concerns that a lot of people have shared here on this BBS. Yet, for some reason, you guys decide to start a thread where you squeak and moan about not having this plane added or this thing fixed. Some of us come to this forum to share thoughts in constructive ways, be understanding and generous with people who have issues with certain aspects of this game, get involved in marvelous debates that never resort to name calling.
If it wasn't for the wonderful support I get from my squaddies, I would have left this game long ago. You guys need to grow up and start acting like responsible and supportive people of high moral standing and ethics.
Man, some people just don't get it.
p.s. you are all as bad as the "luftwhining potatos" that you rush to denegrate every time they post a well thought out and constructive criticism of a problem that they have researched concerning the greatest planes ever flown into combat.
Whining about whiners? Well, lack of hysterical capitalization, the absence of swearing and no name calling caused points to be taken away. I give it only a 6.5.... :D
dh
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Originally posted by Mister Fork
I just saw Ripsnort wearing a Tutu in the MA and now I feel sick.
Hell, that's nuthin' - when I fly, you can be assured that
I AM BUCK NEKKID!
culero ;)
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Originally posted by Mathman
And you are a balding super American with a carpeted garage in the Pacific Northwest... what else would we expect?
:p
:eek: :D :p
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HTC doesn't ever model anything I want, and they don't ever put any effort into any of their aircraft.
The new P51D model has a crappy forward cockpit view- it's obvious that since this plane is amongst the most popular, they were trying to pork it to force people to fly other planes.. but what other planes are there? LuftWaffe planes? Hah! I read about those in a book where a pilot was shot down over Germany in late '43 on an escort raid. After he took on 20 109s singlehandedly, and shot 19 of them down, one got lucky and shot out his engine. So he jumped out of his plane and masterfully positioned his body so that he landed right on the 109. After a brief struggle, he forced the cockpit open, bludgeoned the surprised blonde hair blue eyed knight of Germany with the blunt end of his flight pistol, then threw the German's unconscious body out of the plane and took control of it!!!! He proceeded to strafe several German secret weapons facilities which set back the war progress for Germany by several months and foiled their planes for an ubersoldat!!! He then flew back (still in the aforementioned 109) to the US where he was personally awarded a CMOH on the spot by Roosevelt!!!!!!!
Speaking of which, why can't we do the above???????? I have several documents and diagrams sketched in my mind which depict how easy it is to commandeer enemy aircraft mid flight.. all we need to do is place me under hypnosis and recover these images from my mind!!!!!!
I'd quit again because HTC never listens to me, but last time I did that, I was in such a depressed state (because AH means so much to me) that I went out to a bar, got piss drunk, got a couple hookers, woke up with several STDs and 12 kids!!!!!!!
I think HTC owes me an apology for that!!!!!!!! I also think that my opinion on how they should run their business matters, so I have sent HTC some facsimilles drawn up in crayola crayons (the original 8 colors) depciting an excellent business plan and how to bring aboard more programmers and artists so that they can bring us the penultimate WW2 simulation to date!!!! If you are doubting my credibility, I graduated from kindergarten and successfully run my own finger painting art school (for ages 3-8)!!
-SW
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Mathman,
I hope that was a good attempt at a troll....here fishy fishy fishy....because if it wasnt..............:eek:
By the way there are only 6 shopping days till Christmas so all you AH addicts need to remember that the wife and kids need some time spent with them for the holidays.....
OH.....SH&^!!!!!!!!!
I forgot my wifes present........:(
:rolleyes: hmmm maybe I can get her a CH PRO USB THROTTLE????
Whaddya guys think?
:D
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Hey SW, the game "Crimson Skies" had mid-air captures of other aircraft IIRC :)
So yes, it does exist.
J_A_B
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Originally posted by Mathman
...with a carpeted garage in the Pacific Northwest...
A hit, a palpable hit!
;)
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waaaaaa (http://www.inettek.com/stuff/wookie.wav)