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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: H. Godwineson on December 17, 2002, 08:24:32 AM

Title: Demon Rum
Post by: H. Godwineson on December 17, 2002, 08:24:32 AM

Heard this on the radio news on the way to work.

An elephant in Africa wandered into a village, broke into a building containing a large vat of home-made liquor, drank it, went on a rampage, and trampled six villagers to death.

What do you do about a drunken elephant?

Regards, Shuckins

Title: Re: Demon Rum
Post by: Curval on December 17, 2002, 08:27:50 AM

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Originally posted by H. Godwineson
What do you do about a drunken elephant?

Get the hell outta the way until he sobers up.:)

Title: Demon Rum
Post by: Modas on December 17, 2002, 08:40:53 AM

perk the elephant!!  Obviously 6 kills in one pass means he is overmodeled and isn't carrying the correct armament  :D

Title: Demon Rum
Post by: Dune on December 17, 2002, 10:15:22 AM

Shoot it with a really big gun.

BTW, there are other plants/fruits that elephants have been known to eat that will ferment in their stomachs and cause them to become drunk.

Title: Demon Rum
Post by: Dingbat on December 17, 2002, 02:44:47 PM

So he fell off the wagon ? :)

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Originally posted by Dune
Shoot it with a really big gun.

BTW, there are other plants/fruits that elephants have been known to eat that will ferment in their stomachs and cause them to become drunk.