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Title: Caption this Photo 19DEC02
Post by: Ripsnort on December 19, 2002, 09:37:53 AM
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Title: Caption this Photo 19DEC02
Post by: Sparks on December 19, 2002, 09:54:18 AM
HispD finds the Me163 a bit quicker than his Niki coming down from his usual Altitude........


OR


Sparks' first BnZ attempt in a 163 ends up creating a tear in the "Server/Time" continuum and he arrives unexpectedly in Ndisles from the TA...



OR

- gord lord that was a good curry last night
Title: Caption this Photo 19DEC02
Post by: mason22 on December 19, 2002, 10:08:57 AM
EJECT, EJECT, EJECT!
Title: Caption this Photo 19DEC02
Post by: LePaul on December 19, 2002, 10:31:31 AM
"Warp 1, any heading, ENGAGE"

:)
Title: Caption this Photo 19DEC02
Post by: nuchpatrick on December 19, 2002, 10:32:37 AM
Boy.. eject..more like wait for the the wings to pull off.. I thought that thing was a sub sonic plane.  Or is this some fluke at sea level.
Title: Caption this Photo 19DEC02
Post by: Ripsnort on December 19, 2002, 10:36:42 AM
You can easily put a sub-sonic modern day fighter or bomber past the sound barrier..hell even commercial aircraft can achieve it, just keep the throttle open and point her 20 deg. down :)  (Not recommended for civilian aircraft although technically you can do it.  When flight testing the 727, Tex Johston put the 727 into a mach dive)
Title: Caption this Photo 19DEC02
Post by: LePaul on December 19, 2002, 10:39:35 AM
A test pilot named "Tex"?  Good grief...

Why not just name himself "moon unit" and take all the mystery away  :)
Title: Caption this Photo 19DEC02
Post by: Ripsnort on December 19, 2002, 10:48:16 AM
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Originally posted by LePaul
A test pilot named "Tex"?  Good grief...



Thats damn near a household name in this part of the country, and military Aircraft testing cirlces...he was Boeing's chief test pilot for the B-47, B-52, commercial A/C, and several variants that never made service.

Here  he is doing a 1-G roll over Lake Washington during the Hydro-plane races while the Boeing big wigs were entertaining airline customers.  He was NOT cleared to do this, but it sold alot of 707's soon after ;)

Read his book, its very good! Interesting life as a test pilot.
(Editted,wlfgang was right, 1 g, not 0 g. My bad)

(http://www.aviationpics.de/airshow/707buzz3.jpg)
Title: Caption this Photo 19DEC02
Post by: udet on December 19, 2002, 10:56:27 AM
Rednecks spot another UFO off the coast of toejamville.
Title: Caption this Photo 19DEC02
Post by: Wlfgng on December 19, 2002, 11:23:41 AM
Tex was da'man.. that's a photo from the innagural flight of the 707 eh rip?  where he did a one G roll and freaked everyone out..
Title: Caption this Photo 19DEC02
Post by: superpug1 on December 19, 2002, 02:47:12 PM
My caption is this.


pilot:"HEEELLLLLLLLLLL YEAH
copilot: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Caption this Photo 19DEC02
Post by: AKDejaVu on December 19, 2002, 02:49:26 PM
B2 pilot to B2 co-pilot:

"Did you just fart?"
Title: Caption this Photo 19DEC02
Post by: Ripsnort on December 19, 2002, 02:52:31 PM
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Originally posted by Wlfgng
Tex was da'man.. that's a photo from the innagural flight of the 707 eh rip?  where he did a one G roll and freaked everyone out..


Yep.
Title: Caption this Photo 19DEC02
Post by: SFRT - Frenchy on December 19, 2002, 03:08:41 PM
You can do anything to a plane, has long as the plane thinks he is still around 1G like in a nice level flight.
Title: Iraqi 1 to Iraqi 2
Post by: TWOLF on December 19, 2002, 04:48:06 PM
"I told you Saddam was insane!" as he kisses his prettythang goodbye.
Title: Caption this Photo 19DEC02
Post by: 2stony on December 19, 2002, 04:55:04 PM
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Here he is doing a 1-G roll over Lake Washington during the Hydro-plane races while the Boeing big wigs were entertaining airline customers. He was NOT cleared to do this, but it sold alot of 707's soon after



     Tex Johnson got into a lot of trouble for "showboating" with the 707 and almost got fired. I've been to the boat races before and there was nothing like the old boats when they ran Rolls-Merlins in them. It sounded like a P-51 race instead of a boat race. Now they all use turbines and they are boring as hell.


Stony

:cool:
Title: Caption this Photo 19DEC02
Post by: SirLoin on December 19, 2002, 05:01:29 PM
Movie.."Final Countdown2"
Title: Caption this Photo 19DEC02
Post by: Drunky on December 19, 2002, 05:03:24 PM
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Originally posted by AKDejaVu
B2 pilot to B2 co-pilot:

"Did you just fart?"


Ah hell...there's mine :(
Title: Caption this Photo 19DEC02
Post by: Holden McGroin on December 19, 2002, 05:04:05 PM
You don't need a sonic shock wave to get the effect...  You  can sometimes see contrails from Formula 1 car wings when the conditions are right,  The phenomenon happens frequently on planes with high G loading, even at relatively low speed.
Title: Caption this Photo 19DEC02
Post by: senna on December 19, 2002, 05:07:43 PM
Its  water seperating from the air due to pressure extreme differences. The effects differ of course due to aerodynamics etc... bla bla...
Title: Caption this Photo 19DEC02
Post by: DJ111 on December 19, 2002, 06:33:14 PM
Co-Pilot: "Hey.."
 Pilot: "Yeah?"

 Co-Pilot: "You hear something?"
 Pilot: "Nah"


:p
Title: Caption this Photo 19DEC02
Post by: CyranoAH on December 19, 2002, 06:53:42 PM
Kaptaain sirr I see somethin decloaking off the starboard bow :D
Title: Caption this Photo 19DEC02
Post by: emodin on December 20, 2002, 01:33:38 AM
"When cottonballs attack"
Title: 707 roll
Post by: DOODY on December 20, 2002, 02:01:56 AM
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Thats damn near a household name in this part of the country, and military Aircraft testing cirlces...he was Boeing's chief test pilot for the B-47, B-52, commercial A/C, and several variants that never made service.

Here  he is doing a 1-G roll over Lake Washington during the Hydro-plane races while the Boeing big wigs were entertaining airline customers.  He was NOT cleared to do this, but it sold alot of 707's soon after ;)

Read his book, its very good! Interesting life as a test pilot.
(Editted,wlfgang was right, 1 g, not 0 g. My bad)

(http://www.aviationpics.de/airshow/707buzz3.jpg)



 I've seen the whole thing on video.. not too impressive. it looked like more of a 3 mile long spiral to me.
Title: Caption this Photo 19DEC02
Post by: davidpt40 on December 20, 2002, 03:40:49 AM
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EJECT, EJECT, EJECT!


Hahaha, the funniest by far.
Title: Re: 707 roll
Post by: skernsk on December 20, 2002, 07:02:25 AM
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Originally posted by DOODY
I've seen the whole thing on video.. not too impressive. it looked like more of a 3 mile long spiral to me.


Well, if you were in a passenger plane and the pilot decided to do this would you sit there and file your nails or would you be pumping adrenaline waiting to see if the wings would rip off? Quite frankly I would have shat myself, screamed like a woman and freaked out like a Luftwhiner over a missing pixel or two.
Title: Re: Re: 707 roll
Post by: Ripsnort on December 20, 2002, 07:32:15 AM
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Originally posted by skernsk
Well, if you were in a passenger plane and the pilot decided to do this would you sit there and file your nails or would you be pumping adrenaline waiting to see if the wings would rip off? Quite frankly I would have shat myself, screamed like a woman and freaked out like a Luftwhiner over a missing pixel or two.


Stole my thunder! :)
Title: Caption this Photo 19DEC02
Post by: BlckMgk on December 20, 2002, 07:53:04 AM
"BOOM, Sadam... get ready..."

But in reference to that 707, I've flown in one of those Flight Test Sim boxes... and let me tell you those, big ol planes are like my yank and bank plane at home............ SLOW.... so trying to roll one of these suckers would be a feat in itself....
Title: Re: Re: 707 roll
Post by: Toad on December 20, 2002, 07:58:22 AM
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Originally posted by skernsk
Quite frankly I would have shat myself, screamed like a woman and freaked out like a Luftwhiner over a missing pixel or two.


Classic.

Put this one in "the book".
Title: Caption this Photo 19DEC02
Post by: Vermillion on December 20, 2002, 09:39:51 AM
Damn Skernsk that was good!! :D :D :D
Title: Caption this Photo 19DEC02
Post by: AKIron on December 20, 2002, 10:06:12 AM
"Seaview's job is never finished. As long as there are destructive forces in the world, as long as there are secrets of nature to be probed, believe me, there'll be work for us -- on missions just as vital and as dangerous as this one." Admiral Nelson to Captain Crane