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Title: The Borsh?
Post by: Duedel on December 19, 2002, 05:01:30 PM

Another thread reminded me on something strange, very strange, I mean mega strange and scary, I mean ultra scary.

Could it be that the Bishes are the Borg?

U cant ignore the parallels. U CANT!!! Here they are:

Millions of billions of Bishes are on the way to our beloved countrysides trying to assimilate more and more bases and players. They will come its only a matter of time.

They use hyper über technical advanced fighter ships like the La of seven the N one of K and the Pee of 51?

They come sreaming in without taking care on our fuel, ordanance, woman and children they even dont take care of their own drones. Far from it! They just let them die hundretfold to gain advantage.

If u find a drone uncoupled from his hive mind (i.e. somewhere alone on the map) he is unoriented, deranged and not capable of fighting. The only thing he can do is run away cause he's scared and insecure.

I mean Bishes must be Borg!

Thank god that we dont have an open voice channel where Fariz or Fester could cry: "Resistance is futile...".

I'm scared ... :eek:

Sure they could be lemmings too :D

Title: Re: The Borsh?
Post by: Engine on December 19, 2002, 05:38:07 PM

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Originally posted by Duedel
They use hyper über technical advanced fighter ships like the La of seven the N one of K and the Pee of 51?

aahahaha

Title: The Borsh?
Post by: SOB on December 19, 2002, 06:31:51 PM

Title: The Borsh?
Post by: JB73 on December 19, 2002, 07:09:10 PM

NOW that is in the "top 10" funniest posts ive seen :D !!!!!!!!!!11

Title: The Borsh?
Post by: Purzel on December 20, 2002, 01:29:43 AM

ROFL

:D :p :D

Title: The Borsh?
Post by: Saintaw on December 20, 2002, 02:34:36 AM

Darnit, I was hooked here by what looked like an interesting Cuisine topic...

Title: Burch suoopi
Post by: crabofix on December 20, 2002, 09:36:11 AM

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Originally posted by Saintaw
Darnit, I was hooked here by what looked like an interesting Cuisine topic...

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1 leeter ooff fudke
1 sleece-a ooff redbeet
1 bool ooff peunoots
1 beeg joog
1 strev

Poot zee redbeetsleece-a oon zee cootteeng buerd. Heet it tveece-a oor mure-a veet yuoor beegest meetclefer.
Throo it evey
Puoor zee Fudka In zee joog und plece-a zee srev in zee joog.
Serfe-a.
moonch oon zee peunoots dooreeng zee pooses in zee soockeen frum zee strev.
Injuy yuoor Suoop

Bork Bork Bork!


Crabofix

Title: The Borsh?
Post by: Saintaw on December 20, 2002, 11:08:18 AM

rofl! :D

Title: The Borsh?
Post by: paulieb on December 20, 2002, 12:57:59 PM

We are Bish. You will be assimilated. Your distinctiveness will add to our own. Your strengths will become our strengths. Resistance is futile.

(SFX: 262 diving)

(SFX: large number of 30 mm hits)

Aww, CRAP!!!!

Title: The Borsh?
Post by: Strange on December 20, 2002, 01:18:57 PM

Some one call for me???  Hey wheres borg at !!!!   :D

Title: A NEW COLLECTIVE ?
Post by: Borg on December 22, 2002, 10:53:16 AM

There is only one Borg, and the Borg-collective, although small in numbers, resides in the land of ROOK at the Rogue-Gryffons squad.

Although the Borg-collective is small, as new residents of the Aces High galaxy, we are met with fear and apprehension whenever our small and growing collective approaches any target.

The Borg will keep its sensors alerted for this new unknown collective in Bish-Land and will take the necessary measures to achieve the superiority of ROOK-Land

Best regards,

Tom Bigelow-Borg
Rogue-Gryffons

Title: Re: The Borsh?
Post by: Fariz on December 22, 2002, 11:18:59 AM

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Originally posted by Duedel
Could it be that the Bishes are the Borg?

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They come sreaming in without taking care on our fuel, ordanance, woman and children they even dont take care of their own drones. [/SIZE]

We care for sheep though, and we shave them not BEFORE like Rooks, or AFTER like Nits, we shave them INSTEAD OF doing you know what.