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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: capt. apathy on December 19, 2002, 11:21:06 PM
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armed with this list she may even succeed in getting me to go some time.
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in housewares" ... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream, " NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
And last but not least:
15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly...."Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"
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...Might do some of those when mom drags me to wal-mart :D
Thanks...
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ive done 2 11 13 and 15 nutt'n to do in wallmart for a 16 year old :)
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You need a better imagination.
In the teen age years I hung out near swimwear, with home made business cards, offering my services as a bikini/lingerie consultant.
met quit a few girls there who tried some on for me while they where killing time too. not to mention a few older (but still fine) ones who kinda got off on giving the kid a show.
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A friend drug my stupid bellybutton to Walmart tonight. After calling him several unkind names, I was pleasantly suprised to find the Back to the Future trilogy DVD for $37 and The Man Who Knew Too Little DVD for $5. I still felt dirty tho'.
SOB
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thats dull ... unless i get to see them change :)
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LOL!! Thats some funny toejam. :D
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Originally posted by capt. apathy
You need a better imagination.
In the teen age years I hung out near swimwear, with home made business cards, offering my services as a bikini/lingerie consultant.
met quit a few girls there who tried some on for me while they where killing time too. not to mention a few older (but still fine) ones who kinda got off on giving the kid a show.
that could be scary in a Wal-Mart/K-mart setting :)
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Ok, tested some of these
You need some sorta code to use the intercom/pager....LOL....dratt!
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Eagler,
very true. luckly you hand prospective 'customers' your card, you don't wear a sign to let them choose you.
one time I did have a rather large woman over hear, and try to take me up on the offer. thinking very fast I explained that my fee was on a per pound basis. the floor kinda shook as she stomped away
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pretend to be a "greeter" and whenever you have to greet omeone say
"thank you for choosing willy mart"
tried a couple yesterday...got kicked out tho