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Title: Ban Soccer....
Post by: midnight Target on December 20, 2002, 09:22:30 AM
It was reported this morning that heart attacks increased 25% in GB after England was beaten by Argentina in the 1998 World Cup.

It would seem that soccer is dangerous and causes an unacceptable number of deaths.





Merry Christmas Toad & Lazs
Title: Ban Soccer....
Post by: SunKing on December 20, 2002, 09:26:41 AM
All those foot fairies need to play some hockey.  


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Title: Ban Soccer....
Post by: Saurdaukar on December 20, 2002, 09:55:02 AM
Its not SOCCER you twit!  Its Football!  Geesh... crazy Americans...
Title: Ban Soccer....
Post by: SLO on December 20, 2002, 10:03:30 AM
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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Its not SOCCER you twit!  Its Football!  Geesh... crazy Americans...



dweeb...try Futball
Title: Ban Soccer....
Post by: Saurdaukar on December 20, 2002, 10:09:39 AM
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Originally posted by SLO
dweeb...try Futball



Nah, we dont insult ourselves by spelling in vastly inferior third world languages.
Title: Ban Soccer....
Post by: Cherlie on December 20, 2002, 10:37:35 AM
Mazzy,

got that right ol boy, Footnall it is.

you yanks have got it backwards, you call football something that you throw, catch and run with.

hands is not a foot, well in the other english speaking countries it isn't, maybe an american thing.
Title: Ban Soccer....
Post by: miko2d on December 20, 2002, 11:33:32 AM
you call football something that you throw, catch and run with

 We run with our feet carrying a ball, hence "football".

 Who says the game must be called after the body part that is used to immediately propell the ball?

 I would personally call it after the bodypart that decides which way the ball should be propelled - "headball" or more precisely "brainball". :D

 miko
Title: Ban Soccer....
Post by: Eagler on December 20, 2002, 11:56:15 AM
soccer is one step up from kickball -

for those to wimpy for pads, to uncoordinated to bat and too short to dribble :)
Title: Ban Soccer....
Post by: Saurdaukar on December 20, 2002, 01:55:15 PM
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Originally posted by miko2d

 I would personally call it after the bodypart that decides which way the ball should be propelled - "headball" or more precisely "brainball". :D

 miko


First time Ive heard American football called "Brain" anything.  :p
Title: Ban Soccer....
Post by: miko2d on December 20, 2002, 02:14:02 PM
Saurdaukar: First time Ive heard American football called "Brain" anything.  :p

 Come on - brain is very important for sexual function and hand-eye coordination among other things... :D

 I just did not want to go more specific than "brain". But if I did, who's to say I would call it "Frontal Cortex Ball"?

 miko
Title: Ban Soccer....
Post by: lazs2 on December 20, 2002, 02:33:19 PM
I can't believe that the "home office" is allowing this carnage to continue!   It's an outrage.
lazs
Title: Ban Soccer....
Post by: TWOLF on December 20, 2002, 05:56:39 PM
"Nah, we dont insult ourselves by spelling in vastly inferior third world languages."

  Ok, well English is the result of 10% Latin(Romans), 5% Galic(Natives), about 70% German (Saxons), and a little French (Normans) mixed in for good measure.  Which one were you refering too?

  Be a man. Play Football American Style :mad:
Title: Ban Soccer....
Post by: bounder on December 20, 2002, 06:11:10 PM
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Originally posted by TWOLF
"Nah, we dont insult ourselves by spelling in vastly inferior third world languages."

  Ok, well English is the result of 10% Latin(Romans), 5% Galic(Natives), about 70% German (Saxons), and a little French (Normans) mixed in for good measure.  Which one were you refering too?

  Be a man. Play Football American Style :mad:

not to mention Old Norse.
Title: Ban Soccer....
Post by: senna on December 20, 2002, 07:10:58 PM
I like watching Soccer.

Anyways, Merry Christmas to all and Happy New Year. Im leaving for a snowboard trip now.

PS: No toy guns for christmas ok, real guns are ok though. And to the real santas all year around, thnx. Hooyaaa!

:p
Title: Ban Soccer....
Post by: Mw007 on December 20, 2002, 07:18:36 PM
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Originally posted by Eagler
soccer is one step up from kickball -

for those to wimpy for pads, to uncoordinated to bat and too short to dribble :)


ROFL:p
Title: Ban Soccer....
Post by: Blank on December 20, 2002, 10:04:04 PM
remember here in england there are Technically 2 types of football, though we call them " football" and "rugby" (of which there are two types)

thry are:

1: Football, the beautiful game, is a game of kicking a ball , the "football" with your foot, and scoring "Goals", with skill and team work.

2: Rugby Football , which is a game split into 2 distict types, "Union" and "League"

"Rugby Union" is the more traditional form of the game, quite complicated and involving more stops for weird none understandable stuff. team split into Forwards (big slow guys) and backs (faster guys), although the difference is starting to become harder to tell see 'Jona Lomu'

"Rugby League" a more free flowing game involving more running where the team in controll of the ball is allowed to be tackled 7 times before haveing to hand over control of the ball to the oposition. The two types forward and backs are less defined they are all just big and fast.

your "American football" is more bastardisation of our rugby (more like League) and nothing to do with actuall "football" or soccer as you call it.

If you want to see something watch 'Jona Lomu' of the 'new zealand all blacks' (F@@KING huge guy that can run very fast) run havoc with the ball, quite a spectacle  and no pads/helmets in sight (to the dismay of the poor guy/guys trying to tackle him)  :D
Title: Ban Soccer....
Post by: thrila on December 20, 2002, 10:32:53 PM
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It was reported this morning that heart attacks increased 25% in GB after England was beaten by Argentina in the 1998 World Cup.


If you're gonna report something atleast get it right.

The risk of having a heart attack increased 25% during and immediately after the penalty shootout against Argentina.  

Ban penalties? sure why not, England suck at them anyway.:)
Title: Ban Soccer....
Post by: Saurdaukar on December 20, 2002, 11:24:08 PM
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Originally posted by TWOLF
"Nah, we dont insult ourselves by spelling in vastly inferior third world languages."

  Ok, well English is the result of 10% Latin(Romans), 5% Galic(Natives), about 70% German (Saxons), and a little French (Normans) mixed in for good measure.  Which one were you refering too?

  Be a man. Play Football American Style :mad:


Dude, have a beer.

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