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Title: "I quit, so ban me" Drama Queen Tards...
Post by: eskimo2 on December 24, 2002, 01:26:29 PM
...are pretty darn funny!

I think the AH BBS needs a "Soap Opera" forum just for this stuff!

Anyway, I'm really going to miss you guys (sniff) and all that.  :rolleyes:
Hope you all come back after you recover from your Tard Attacks.  :)

eskimo
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Post by: Heinkel on December 24, 2002, 01:31:07 PM
Sachs
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Post by: Thrawn on December 24, 2002, 01:53:22 PM
This board just gets more and more entertaining!  
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Post by: Horn on December 24, 2002, 01:58:42 PM
Heh, check the Free Multiplayer forum under "cheater" for more rollicking good times.

dh
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Post by: Mw007 on December 24, 2002, 02:08:06 PM
qoute by pyro on the other thread...
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Well it being Christmas eve and all, I'm happy to grant you your wish. But instead, I'll give you a better gift. You don't have to get kicked out to leave. Or is that not the case with you? So what I offer you instead is the opportunity to leave on your own accord with the dignity of a grown man. Maybe you think that's what you're doing. I hope not. If you're not sure, perhaps you should print out your post and show it to your friends, family, co-workers, or neighbors and see what they think.


ROFLMAO!!!!!  


Sachs...this sound familiar:  "Cry me a river..."

YOU'RE the one thats paying for this game. Stop paying and tadaaaa!!!!! Your problems are solved!!!

Good Riddance  and have a Merry Christmas!!! :)
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Post by: poopster on December 24, 2002, 02:26:04 PM
On a side note I really enjoy the addition to my vocablulary of the word "tard"

There are many good things in this game but the word "tard" is one of the best.
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Post by: Kieran on December 24, 2002, 02:42:53 PM
(http://www.nlcs.k12.in.us/deckardb/iquit2.gif)
SOB's diagram needed updating. ;)









Sorry guys, no offense intended. Everyone gets mad...
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Post by: CptTrips on December 24, 2002, 02:48:31 PM
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SOB's diagram needed updating.  


I just saw on CNN...  The President has labeled them:

"The Axis of Over-Reaction"

:D

(Just kidding guys.  Merry xmas)

Wab
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Post by: SOB on December 24, 2002, 04:33:37 PM
LOL Kieran, that is beautiful!


SOB
...Oh and Pyro, if you're reading this, that responce made my day.  You are the king, baby!  :D
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Post by: NUTTZ on December 24, 2002, 06:22:54 PM
LOL, at least I made the Top point:)
And Probably the ONLY time I'll have Alt over Fester.


NUTTZ

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(http://www.nlcs.k12.in.us/deckardb/iquit2.gif)
SOB's diagram needed updating. ;)









Sorry guys, no offense intended. Everyone gets mad...
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Post by: BNM on December 24, 2002, 06:37:30 PM
Lol Nuttz ;)
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Post by: Sachs on December 24, 2002, 07:06:10 PM
Eskimo, and what exactly are you trying to accomplish here?  At least I have the balls enough to post about the crap that I see.  Yes I do pay for this game, well not for the next 3 months I won't thanks to HT and there ingenious planning on giving the top 15 pilots a free couple months.  

I have been here long enough and have seen everything.  The squad I fly with has pretty much given up hope on AH, a squad that has been around for 2 years now.  What is that saying?  Anyway enough ranting, you can have your drama however you like it.  It won't be coming from me anymore.  

Heinkel!!!

Oh and Eskimo Screw you Mellon!  Your post shows about as much class as my Ban me post.
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Post by: Cobra on December 24, 2002, 07:35:51 PM
Impressive Staying Power.......

Cobra
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Post by: eskimo2 on December 24, 2002, 09:29:39 PM
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Originally posted by Sachs
Eskimo, and what exactly are you trying to accomplish here?  At least I have the balls enough to post about the crap that I see.  Yes I do pay for this game, well not for the next 3 months I won't thanks to HT and there ingenious planning on giving the top 15 pilots a free couple months.  

I have been here long enough and have seen everything.  The squad I fly with has pretty much given up hope on AH, a squad that has been around for 2 years now.  What is that saying?  Anyway enough ranting, you can have your drama however you like it.  It won't be coming from me anymore.  

Heinkel!!!

Oh and Eskimo Screw you Mellon!  Your post shows about as much class as my Ban me post.


Sachs,
This reply clearly shows that you're not a drama queen (or a tard).  Thanks for pointing out how brave you are, man, I almost missed it!  I am going to reccomend you for some type of bravery medal (although, I'm not quite sure what particular medal one deserves for such brave Internet BB rants).  I also now see that there is absolutely no humor to be found in your temper tantrums.  I feel bad that I once found humor in someone else's ...  ...  ...  Oh heck, who am I kidding!  Good show!  Your still pretty funny!
Chill out, it's just a game!
Man, I'd love to see some of you guys go ballistic over real life problems!  :)

(BTW, Merry Christmas!)

eskimo
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Post by: funkedup on December 24, 2002, 10:38:58 PM
I hate you Kieran.
Any of my squaddies can tell you I'm a "top" not a "bottom".
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Post by: Dead Man Flying on December 24, 2002, 10:48:28 PM
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Originally posted by Sachs
Eskimo, and what exactly are you trying to accomplish here?  At least I have the balls enough to post about the crap that I see.


Are you saying that it takes balls to post a rambling, ranting, illiterate whine?  Many here have explained their faults with the game and offered suggestions for improvement.  It doesn't take "balls" to post about perceived problems in the game, but it does take some common manners to do so in a constructive and/or non-offensive manner.

Frankly, your squad should be ashamed of you.  And if they aren't, I hope they join you in self-imposed exile.

-- Todd/Leviathn
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Post by: Swager on December 24, 2002, 10:52:39 PM
Actually Sachs, the 3./JG2 in it's present form has only been around since JanuraryFeburary 2002 when it was re-created after I disbanded the old JG2.  The old 3./JG2 which at the time made up of myself, Sour, Maddog, Bigjoe, and Ash.  We had low numbers and decided to disband the squad.

The present JG2 was then re-created by Wotan and is now what it is today.  

Swagger
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Post by: funkedup on December 24, 2002, 10:53:28 PM
Sachs, I went out in a whining blaze of glory once too.  Just take some time off and you'll realize that the cause is from within.
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Post by: SOB on December 25, 2002, 12:27:47 AM
I said it before and I'll say it again...Funked LOVES being on the bottom.  He's insatiable!

Oh, and the FDBs have been around for over two years here as well, and we're bigger than ever (in more ways than one).  I guess we're just n00b g4m0r dw33bs.


SOB
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Post by: Urchin on December 25, 2002, 01:06:14 AM
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Originally posted by Swager
Actually Sachs, the 3./JG2 in it's present form has only been around since JanuraryFeburary 2002 when it was re-created after I disbanded the old JG2.  The old 3./JG2 which at the time made up of myself, Sour, Maddog, Bigjoe, and Ash.  We had low numbers and decided to disband the squad.

The present JG2 was then re-created by Wotan and is now what it is today.  

Swagger


What I think he meant was that the core of our squad has been together for about 2 years now.  We used to be JV44.
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Post by: Steve on December 25, 2002, 03:55:29 AM
I was part of JV44 in AW... that was a great squad... any of those guys carry over to new?
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Post by: Toad on December 25, 2002, 07:55:09 AM
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Originally posted by Dead Man Flying
It doesn't take "balls" to post about perceived problems in the game, but it does take some common manners to do so in a constructive and/or non-offensive manner.

Frankly, your squad should be ashamed of you.  And if they aren't, I hope they join you in self-imposed exile.

-- Todd/Leviathn


Yes, we all know who won the newly-reintroduced-just-for-this-special-occasion "Whine of the Week".

I nominate this one, however, for "Smackdown of the Week". Although Eskimo's tongue-in-cheek reply just above it would give it a great run for the roses.

All in favor?
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Post by: Thrawn on December 25, 2002, 08:34:45 AM
Holy Crap.  There he goes calling people melons again, what the hell is up with that?



And, sure.
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Post by: Drunky on December 25, 2002, 09:46:18 AM
"Screw you Mellon"...it's from a movie...that's all the hints I'm gonna give tho
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Post by: lazs2 on December 25, 2002, 09:46:59 AM
he was frieghtened by a pumpkin when he was an infant.   He swore he would someday be part of a big bad LW squad and be able to say the word "melon" without wetting himself.   And someday he will.

certainly someone who grasps the complex meanings of minus haiku's should be able to figure that out?
lazs
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Post by: vatiAH on December 25, 2002, 11:14:41 AM
Steve,

   I use to be leader of JV-44 in AW RR :-)   But alas, that was another world.


Vati
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Post by: Wotan on December 25, 2002, 11:32:33 AM
our squad was JV44 "Platzschutzstaffel" later we shifted Cos and renamed the Squad  JV44 "the Würger-Staffel".

The Würger-Staffel only had 4 pilots and our squad grew to 6 and 4 more guys wanted to join. Swager Disbanded his 3./jg 2 and minus had his still in tact. Minus inquired about the squad and maybe reforming under the JG 2 name. I didnt know if this would be cool with Swager so I emailed him and asked whether or not he cared if we took the the name.

We never re-created anything we simply joined with minus under JG 2. We eventually hit 22 guys. After Niemen the squad will most likely be disbanded again as a few of us will be moving on from ah.

Our core group has been in AH for for nearly 3 years.
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Post by: -ammo- on December 25, 2002, 11:36:23 AM
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Originally posted by Thrawn
Holy Crap.  There he goes calling people melons again, what the hell is up with that?



And, sure.


Rodney "I get no respect" dangerfield coined that one.

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Post by: funkedup on December 25, 2002, 09:18:31 PM
Wotan if your squaddies quit on you, you can always join my squad.  :)
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Post by: Drunky on December 25, 2002, 10:10:10 PM
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After Niemen the squad will most likely be disbanded again as a few of us will be moving on from ah.


Most are bored with AH currently.

We've been playing IL-2 and even WWIIOL.

Join another squad does not make an enjoyable time, hmmmm?
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Post by: Erlkonig on December 26, 2002, 07:21:43 AM
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Originally posted by Dead Man Flying

Frankly, your squad should be ashamed of you.  And if they aren't, I hope they join you in self-imposed exile.

-- Todd/Leviathn


This is doubly hilarious coming from someone who associates with Nath.
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Post by: Dead Man Flying on December 26, 2002, 08:09:29 AM
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Originally posted by Erlkonig
This is doubly hilarious coming from someone who associates with Nath.


I don't see what my associating with Nath has anything to do with Sachs' illiterate whine or his attempts to speak for his entire squad.

I'm not sure you do either beyond just bringing up names.

-- Todd/Leviathn
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Post by: spiegel on December 26, 2002, 08:19:30 AM
lol.. this is some Funny stuff.:D
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Post by: Erlkonig on December 26, 2002, 12:01:15 PM
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Originally posted by Dead Man Flying
I don't see what my associating with Nath has anything to do with Sachs' illiterate whine or his attempts to speak for his entire squad.

I'm not sure you do either beyond just bringing up names.

-- Todd/Leviathn


It's relevant insofar as you seem to be lecturing my squad how we ought handle people who you think have a bad attitude.  Frankly, that's none of your business - and it's even more inexplicable given that you're buddies with someone who is not exactly the paragon of a well adjusted individual.  You know what they say about people in glass houses.
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Post by: Drunky on December 26, 2002, 01:21:41 PM
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You know what they say about people in glass houses.


Don't take shower or go to the restroom 'cause everyone can see your willie? :eek:

Just kidding...well said Erl
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Post by: Rude on December 26, 2002, 02:03:03 PM
Wouldn't it be nice if there was a standing policy that anyone who gets pissy with another, must go to the DA and settle it....the winner cannot mock his opponent and the loser has to apologize and keep his trap shut forever.

Rude<---------awakes from his deep sleep only to find he still has to read the pissin matches on the AH BBS.
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Post by: Wotan on December 26, 2002, 03:50:48 PM
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he still has to read the pissin matches on the AH BBS.


no one makes you read anything you enter these threads. You  know exactly what to expect. You just wanna say "why do i have read to read these threads".

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Post by: Heinkel on December 26, 2002, 03:52:17 PM
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awakes from his deep sleep only to find he still has to read the pissin matches on the AH BBS


You start them with your WOW posts, so don't complain about them.
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Post by: X2Lee on December 26, 2002, 04:05:37 PM
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Originally posted by Rude
Wouldn't it be nice if there was a standing policy that anyone who gets pissy with another, must go to the DA and settle it....the winner cannot mock his opponent and the loser has to apologize and keep his trap shut forever.



Yes, that way the rude, nasty bastards can win if they can play  puter better.                  :cool:
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Post by: Wotan on December 26, 2002, 04:47:07 PM
yeah heinkel he starts a whole other active thread containing the very same.....

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pissin matches
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Post by: Dead Man Flying on December 26, 2002, 10:28:56 PM
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It's relevant insofar as you seem to be lecturing my squad how we ought handle people who you think have a bad attitude.
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So I only think Sachs has a bad attitude?  Did you actually read his post(s)?  Please tell me you disagree about his rotten attitude so we can all laugh at you.

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Frankly, that's none of your business
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So when Sachs acts as if he's speaking for your entire squad while calling people mellons [sic], that's none of our business.  Hope you enjoy your self-imposed exile as much as he does in that event.

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and it's even more inexplicable given that you're buddies with someone who is not exactly the paragon of a well adjusted individual.  You know what they say about people in glass houses.


Please point me to the thread where Nath strikes out against the community in an illiterate and whiney fashion, pretending to speak for his squadmates and friends while alienating as many people as possible.  Then we'll be on the same page.

Funny, though, that in a thread about Sachs you bring up Nath.  Equating the two?

-- Todd/Leviathn
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Post by: Erlkonig on December 27, 2002, 08:34:30 AM
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Originally posted by Dead Man Flying


So I only think Sachs has a bad attitude?  Did you actually read his post(s)?  Please tell me you disagree about his rotten attitude so we can all laugh at you.



Change "think" to "knows" and my point remains the same: you have stepped into business you have no reason for being in.

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So when Sachs acts as if he's speaking for your entire squad while calling people mellons [sic], that's none of our business.  Hope you enjoy your self-imposed exile as much as he does in that event.


All he has said is that our squad lost interest in the game - that is true.  Several of us have been around for a couple years and 1.11 was not able to sustain our interest any longer.  Sachs's personal reasons for losing interest are exactly that, and that's what he's posted on this board.  He hasn't said otherwise.

I guess you ought to be commended for being eskimo's knight in shining armor - though is that really possible if you don't even know what the insult is?

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Please point me to the thread where Nath strikes out against the community in an illiterate and whiney fashion, pretending to speak for his squadmates and friends while alienating as many people as possible.  Then we'll be on the same page.


I have not said that Nath has done any of that, only that he has a bad attitude. I am not going to go around digging for threads because the fact is plainly obvious.  I do remember a thread that involved some anal retentive flame war over the appropriateness of certain classical music that accompanied an AH film - before it got locked one of his buddies who doesn't even play AH showed up to uh, protect his honor, I suppose.  

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Funny, though, that in a thread about Sachs you bring up Nath.  Equating the two?


If I were, have you ever seen anyone in JG2 telling you that you should be ashamed for associating with him?  
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Post by: Rude on December 27, 2002, 11:16:41 AM
Well guys, I don't see how WOW starts anything other than perhaps an awareness of just how silly some of you can behave.

Wotan, this board is a Soap Opera at times and you my friend hold the lead in many episodes. Can't ya just play the game and enjoy all that comes along with it?:)

Personally, I visit this board throughout my day hoping for some small amusement value to balance out against the seriousness of my business. I don't think you could search for any of my posts and find me wrapped so tightly that my perspective became skewed.

Ya see, if you could all be as well adjusted as myself, then life would be a bowl of cherries....try and work on it guys.

:)
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Post by: muckmaw on December 27, 2002, 11:32:59 AM
"Screw You Mellon"

Said by Chad, Captain of the dive team, to Jason Mellon, son of Thornton Mellon who's original name was Thornton Melloni. Thornton Melloni was born in New York, where he worked as a diver on the Coney Island steel pier. He bgan his career opening for the diving horse, but soon perfected the "Triple Lindy", the most dangerous dive ever attempted.

He founded Mellon's Tall and Fat store, exclusive tailors to the FDB's.

He attended several reform schools, and after a divorce from his second wife, Vanessa, who was having an affair with Julio and a Midget, he graduated from Northwest University, Home of the Hooters.

And if you hav'nt gotten it yet, this is all from the Rodney Dangerfield movie "Back to School." This is a movie I've seen one time too many as I can quote all of this useless information from memory.

Geez, I need a life!
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Post by: Drunky on December 27, 2002, 12:14:31 PM
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Originally posted by muckmaw
"Screw You Mellon"

And if you hav'nt gotten it yet, this is all from the Rodney Dangerfield movie "Back to School."


WTG Muck
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Post by: muckmaw on December 27, 2002, 12:17:29 PM
At least someone appreciates my lunacy.
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Post by: Wotan on December 27, 2002, 12:36:40 PM
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Wotan, this board is a Soap Opera at times and you my friend hold the lead in many episodes. Can't ya just play the game and enjoy all that comes along with it?



BS, no soap opera thread on this board has been started by me. No plane whine or any of that. The closest you can get is my comments surrounding an event or when bombers were easy mode. But those are replies in an already active thread. I dont start a whole other one. Your started you last WoW when their were already 2 other active threads covering "AG's Whine".

Follow your own advice.

As to what you think personally or how you feel when read the board I dont care anything about that. My contribution to this "soap opera" was to point to your

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Rude<---------awakes from his deep sleep only to find he still has to read the pissin matches on the AH BBS.


as bs.

Anything else you read into that is on you.