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Title: I feel ripped off!
Post by: Voss on December 30, 2002, 05:28:43 AM
I just watched Pearl Harbor again so I could see that fantastic headon in the BOB scenario. But I stopped the DVD at the point that the Spits were being armed and went to get a beer. When I came back I stopped and noticed that all of the Spitfires were the same plane! Yeah, they were very clever in positioning the shots so you couldn't tell at first glance, but you can tell.

Damn I feel cheated!
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Post by: SOB on December 30, 2002, 05:30:34 AM
Christ, you were watching Pearl Harbor...what did you expect?!  They should have flushed that turd instead of smearing it on the big screen.


SOB
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Post by: AKDejaVu on December 30, 2002, 07:37:53 AM
And the fuze to the powderkeg was lit.

AKDejaVu
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Post by: Fariz on December 30, 2002, 08:02:39 AM
Spit 5 instead of spit 1 do not make you feel cheated? :)

Fariz
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Post by: muckmaw on December 30, 2002, 08:12:40 AM
Hell, watch the opening scenes.

Mitchel field is not spelled MITCHELL FIELD.

And there are NO MOUNTAINS ON LONG ISLAND!!!!!!

Geez, Do some research before you call Ben AFLAC!
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Post by: Kieran on December 30, 2002, 08:28:01 AM
...and Alec Baldwin playing a "man's man" like Jimmy Doolittle really got me... I couldn't decide if Baldwin wanted to hug Afflek or send him into battle...
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Post by: Toad on December 30, 2002, 08:30:46 AM
I think there was a slight vibration and a high pitched whirring sound from Jimmy's gravesite when they announced Baldwin was playing him in a movie.
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Post by: batdog on December 30, 2002, 08:34:21 AM
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Originally posted by Toad
I think there was a slight vibration and a high pitched whirring sound from Jimmy's gravesite when they announced Baldwin was playing him in a movie.



Yea...isnt Baldwin some sort of political extreamist? I remember something about that.

FatBat
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Post by: culero on December 30, 2002, 09:52:33 AM
Am I the only one who saw this thread title and poster ID, and thought "Now THERE's a candidate for 'Ironic Post of the Year'"? :)

culero (yes, already knows he's going to hell)
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Post by: Slash27 on December 30, 2002, 10:01:02 AM
an anti-American playing an American war hero. wtg Bruckheimer
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Post by: Charon on December 30, 2002, 10:07:52 AM
I'm thinking about getting Pearl Harbor to add to my B-movie library -- if only I could avoid giving the produces and studio any more revenues. Perhaps I'll try to find it used.

The only unfortunate part about Pearl Harbor as a B-movie is that the average B-movie aficionado will miss many of the military absurdities that stand out to a fan of military history. The entire BoB diversion, for example, from the involvement of official US military personnel to the 30mm .303s. Or the, "drag him to the tower so we can shoot him with shotguns" scene from the attack, or the rest of attack itself (lets move the battleships apart on Battleship Row so we can have a "canyon run" scene like in Star Wars Episode 1). Or the entire Doolittle Raid escapade. Or the way the director decided to fuse bombs to heighten suspense - DON'T LET THE WHIRLEY THING STOP, IT”S GOING TO BLOW!!!!

The average b-movie watcher has plenty to bust on though, as Rottentomatoes.com attests. The cinematography reeks of a poorly executed Ralph Lauren Chaps commercial. There is the comical and entirely formula-driven love story (BTW, how did Rafe know almost immediately that Danny slept with his Hoochie after his return from the dead?).

Pearl Harbor is the type of film Ed Wood would have made, had he only managed to scrounge the budget. In fact, I believe it could only be improved with TOR playing Danny and Bela Lugosi playing Rafe.

Below: Danny (Tor "Super Swedish Angel" Johnson) and Evelyn (Vampira) lament over Rafe's fall in the Battle of Britain.

Charon
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Post by: Wlfgng on December 30, 2002, 10:12:55 AM
this is kinda like MST3K
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Post by: TheCollector on December 30, 2002, 11:49:17 AM
I enjoyed it, I own the dvd, what can I say?  Any chance to see  P40s, he-111s, etc. is NEAT!

Yah there were problems, the first hour (BOB notwithstanding) was boring, etc., etc.  It's an easy target, who cares?  

The Collector
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Post by: Mighty1 on December 30, 2002, 12:03:03 PM
Oedipus ya beat me to it!! :D
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Post by: Drunky on December 30, 2002, 12:14:07 PM
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Originally posted by batdog
Yea...isnt Baldwin some sort of political extreamist? I remember something about that.

FatBat


Yes, he threatened (along with other activist actors/actresses) to move to Canada if Bush beat Gore in the Presidential election.

Note to Mr. Baldwin:  I'm still waiting.

[Edit:  Did you know that Canada already has more celebrities per capita then anywhere else?]
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Post by: BNM on December 30, 2002, 12:17:45 PM
Thank you Siskel...er...Charon for that scathing review. :)
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Post by: Sandman on December 30, 2002, 12:25:06 PM
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Originally posted by Slash27
an anti-American playing an American war hero. wtg Bruckheimer


I'm not a big fan of Alec Baldwin and I don't generally agree with him but this statement is a load of crap.

There is nothing more American than dissent, IMHO.

Anti-american... that's the line we always get from the right wing goose stepping jack boots who believe that non-comformity is a sin.

Oh... now to get back on topic... if you really want to be impressed with AI and CG, watch LOTR (Fellowship and/or Towers). Notice that the battlefield scenes. Each fighter is individually modeled and behaves independently. Really cool stuff.
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Post by: udet on December 30, 2002, 01:31:04 PM
the whole Dollittle Raid part was totally out of place.
The only reason to buy Pearl Harbor is to watch it and look for inconsistencies and laugh at it.
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Post by: Kieran on December 30, 2002, 02:14:14 PM
Sandman-

I only meant you couldn't find someone more not-Doolittle than Alec Baldwin.
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Post by: Heinkel on December 30, 2002, 02:16:59 PM
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Originally posted by Oedipus
"Damn I feel cheated! - Voss"


 Priceless.

  Oed



lololol
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Post by: Grimm on December 30, 2002, 02:18:40 PM
The one good thing I saw come out of the movie Pearl Harbar was this......

I have a younger friend and she saw the movie.   She liked it, but found out something new about WW2.

Turns out during her Hish School Education,  They had a section of study on WW2.   During this class, they only had a brief overview claiming Pearl Harbor only as an opening Battle,  No details.  

At the End of Class, They had to write papers on why it was wrong to drop the nuculear Bombs on Japan.  

Her Reaction was this....

"Im Glad we Nuked them Sons of B*tchs"    She had No Idea that the Japanese did a surprize attack or that so many guys died on ships or were burned.    A diffinent Lack in the Education System IMHO.

So, She got a little Education by watching the movie as she swooned to Ben Afleck.    I think it makes it a worth while watch.


{edit}
Oh yes!  I agree very Ironic when seeing the title and poster!

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Post by: Sandman on December 30, 2002, 03:18:55 PM
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Originally posted by Kieran
Sandman-

I only meant you couldn't find someone more not-Doolittle than Alec Baldwin.


That's why they call themselves "ACTORS."

:)
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Post by: weaselsan on December 30, 2002, 04:16:22 PM
Alec Baldwin said he would leave the United States if George Bush won the election. All we ask is that the little weasel keep his word and move his sorry bellybutton somewhere else to dessent.
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Post by: SFRT - Frenchy on December 30, 2002, 04:30:22 PM
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Originally posted by weaselsan
Alec Baldwin said he would leave the United States if George Bush won the election. All we ask is that the little weasel keep his word and move his sorry bellybutton somewhere else to dessent.


Next thing you know, he's in France.:( We need stricter imigration laws in France!)
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Post by: SOB on December 30, 2002, 04:56:22 PM
Sandman,

I hear what you're saying and I agree, but (there had to be a but, no? :D)...He threatened to cease being a U.S. Citizen if the rest of the citizens didn't vote like he wanted.  I'd say giving up your citizenship is pretty anti-American, wouldn't you?  :)


SOB
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Post by: Sandman on December 30, 2002, 05:12:05 PM
You're on to something... Unfortunately, Mr. Baldwin did not forfeit his citizenship. He just threatened to.

Of course, in his fantasy world, he probably thinks that the U.S. voted for Bush simply to get rid of Baldwin.

:)
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Post by: SOB on December 30, 2002, 05:29:41 PM
Shit, why do you think I voted for Bush?!  :D


SOB
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Post by: Charon on December 30, 2002, 05:35:23 PM
I think Alec Baldwin was a perfect choice for the movie, in fact, perfect for that particular role. Pearl Harbor is the Mother of all B-Movies. Casting genius like that makes a totally unwatchable movie entertaining on an entirely different level. The difference between just plain bad and too funny bad. If only they had included Hugh Grant (trying to be serious and expand his range) in a fat suit, playing Churchill as he presented Rafe with the VC for saving the Empire.

Speaking of Bad Movies, the annual B-fest (held at Northwestern University) is approaching. You don't have to be a student to attend. Real live MST3K with full audience participation Wolfgang. This year's lineup includes:

Friday, January 24 2003
6:00 p.m. Intro
6:05 Kingdom of the Spiders
7:45 Cool as Ice
9:25 Flash Gordon
11:25 Raffle for Door Prizes
11:45 The Wizard of Speed and Time (short)
midnight Plan 9 From Outer Space
Saturday, January 25 2003
1:20 a.m. The Happy Hooker
3:00 Flesh Gordon
4:20 short
4:30 Warlords of Atlantis
6:10 Dementia-13
7:30 No Holds Barred
9:00 breakfast break
9:40 Mac and Me
11:20 The Last Dragon
1:10 p.m. It Came From Beneath the Sea
2:30 What is Communism? (short)
2:50 Supergirl
4:50 Godzilla 1985

http://www.b-fest.com/


Charon
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Post by: -ammo- on December 30, 2002, 05:50:58 PM
What kills me is the perfectly non-disfigured GP bomb(s) which pass through the decks of ships and bounce along concrete at 300+ MPH come to rest without even the paint chipped. Then, for drama,  the vane of the tail fuze spins and then stops abruptly (leading one to believe that an internal force was spinning it, the fuze uses wind speed to spin its vane and subsequently arming the fuze) and then a second later the bomb goes into a feiry last.

what do you expect from hollywood?

Munitions guys notice these things, please excuse me :D
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Post by: Montezuma on December 30, 2002, 05:59:58 PM
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Originally posted by Voss

Damn I feel cheated!



You should take revenge on them by inviting them to a beta test.
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Post by: JoeDirt on December 30, 2002, 07:13:48 PM
i think the majority of people that went to see this movie were NOT gung-ho military history freaks. so they didnt really care i guess?
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Post by: Slash27 on December 30, 2002, 09:46:27 PM
Ok,  he's more of a jerkoff then. Sorry Sandman. (not really:D )
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Post by: Yippee38 on December 30, 2002, 10:19:56 PM
Go watch Dark Blue World for your planes in movies fix.  Then watch the special feature on the DVD called "Aerial Symphony."

Do it.
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Post by: rosco on December 31, 2002, 08:42:27 AM
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Originally posted by Yippee38
Go watch Dark Blue World for your planes in movies fix.  Then watch the special feature on the DVD called "Aerial Symphony."

Do it.


 I dont know...

 I thought Dark Blue World was just PH with subtitles.
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Post by: Yippee38 on December 31, 2002, 08:46:56 AM
I'm not talking about anything but the flight scenes.
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Post by: Thrawn on December 31, 2002, 08:48:07 AM
moviemistakes.com has found 92 errors.

They can be found here.

http://www.moviemistakes.com/film.php?filmid=964
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Post by: Cobra on December 31, 2002, 08:54:10 AM
Thrawn,
You web-surfing Geek!!  :p

Pearl Harbor is the greatest epic ever made!!  Rafe helped the Brits and the Americans win the war...he is a HERO!

Cobra
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Post by: Ike 2K# on December 31, 2002, 04:12:52 PM
i feel cheated too because the green zeroes (A6M5) appeared in the movie and the green zeroes (A6M5) entered 1943.
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Post by: Airscrew on December 31, 2002, 04:16:13 PM
I feel cheated,  should've had A-26

AirScrew
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Post by: Taiaha on December 31, 2002, 04:37:11 PM
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Originally posted by rosco
I dont know...

 I thought Dark Blue World was just PH with subtitles.


A little bit, but as Yippee said, the flying sequences were a nice antidote to PH.  The sound, for example, is pretty good (for example, when the  109s are firing you can hear the rattle of the mgs and the jackhammer thump of the 20mm, a detail that's often overlooked--listen to the Zekes firing in PH, e.g.).  The film is also pretty realistic about the amount of damage you could inflict with a bunch of 303s.  It takes two planes, for example, to damage a bomber enough so that the crew decides to bail.  Things get a little sloppy in the middle part of the film (with Spit 1s escorting late model B25s), but overall the aerial sequences are refreshingly free of the theatrics of PH (although they CGI people got a little carried away with the idea of ejected shell-casings).

And my favorite bit was where the one pilot rescues the other by fitting the two of them into the cockpit.  It's actually almost like a parody of that infamous, puke-inducing, "sunset flight" sequence in PH.

And it's better than PH simply for the fact that it's about a group (Czech RAF pilots) that don't get talked about a lot in the mainstream; and the film isn't trying to whip the public into a jerk-off patriotic frenzy, but just to show the tragedy of what happened to these brave men when they returned home to a place that freedom had deserted.  It died at the box office in the US simply because it's a sub-titled film and required people to actually read. :D
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Post by: Chanter on December 31, 2002, 05:31:42 PM
I own the PH DVD also.  I have it right beside my Rock and Roll Wrestling Women vs the Aztec Mummy.
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Post by: rosco on January 02, 2003, 01:40:57 PM
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Originally posted by Taiaha
A

And it's better than PH simply for the fact that it's about a group (Czech RAF pilots) that don't get talked about a lot in the mainstream; and the film isn't trying to whip the public into a jerk-off patriotic frenzy, but just to show the tragedy of what happened to these brave men when they returned home to a place that freedom had deserted.  It died at the box office in the US simply because it's a sub-titled film and required people to actually read. :D

 
 OK ill give you  that :) and its has more spitfires! IN that sence it was much better.
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Post by: midnight Target on January 02, 2003, 04:28:41 PM
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Originally posted by Slash27
an anti-American playing an American war hero. wtg Bruckheimer


Since when is disagreement with the government anti-american.... good lord that is a (bleeped for the children) statement!

edit - (oops, sandman beat me to it)
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Post by: icemaw on January 02, 2003, 06:44:53 PM
You guys all missed the fact the p40 was way over modeled in the film. Allso the props on the vals where 17% larger than in real life. The attack aircraft all had 500lb U.S. ord instead of the proper 250kg bombs they actually carried. I wont even mention the torps not even close to correct.

 Damn pay attention to the details if your gonna whine get the facts straight first!!!!!!!!
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Post by: eagl on January 02, 2003, 08:10:53 PM
I feel cheated too...  My AMRAAM kills in Desert Storm didn't count because I was really just riding my bike pointing my finger and going BANG BANG!
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Post by: Voss on January 02, 2003, 08:26:36 PM
You should feel cheated, eagl. With a face like yours and that attitude you're screwed.
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Post by: Drunky on January 02, 2003, 11:05:27 PM
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Originally posted by eagl
I feel cheated too...  My AMRAAM kills in Desert Storm didn't count because I was really just riding my bike pointing my finger and going BANG BANG!




LOL Eagl


Hey Voss...to quote Lasz, "You suck"

Have a nice day
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Post by: zipity on January 03, 2003, 12:22:06 AM
I don't feel cheated.  Skip the crappy movie and check out the additional stuff on the end of the 2nd dvd.  I think it was originally aired on the history channel, but it has good footage of Pearl after the attack.  It also is pretty descriptive on how the attack took place.
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Post by: Voss on January 03, 2003, 12:44:10 AM
Drunky, I can practice up and get over the sucking. What you, eagl and these other guys have, doesn't wash off and makes you act stupid as hell. Well, act what you are.
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Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on January 03, 2003, 12:51:03 AM
Voss- remove the apostrophe after the 'If' in your signature quote.
-SW
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Post by: Voss on January 03, 2003, 03:28:29 AM
No, it is grammatically correct (and not an apostrophe).
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Post by: icemaw on June 09, 2006, 03:13:53 PM
anyone else see this film?
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Post by: yayyyy on June 09, 2006, 06:54:02 PM
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Originally posted by icemaw
anyone else see this film?


yeah it just came out