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Title: Worst day of my miserable life
Post by: Udie on January 04, 2002, 09:16:00 AM
The Fat Drunk Bastards made me join their pathetic squad.  What the hell am I supposed to do now?  I'm so depressed I think I'll drive to houston and drink until I puke.
Title: Worst day of my miserable life
Post by: Jochen on January 04, 2002, 09:25:00 AM
Well, you know, there is always the "final exit"...
Title: Worst day of my miserable life
Post by: Rude on January 04, 2002, 09:26:00 AM
I've heard through reliable sources, that the FDB's are made up of this nations most respectable and skilled corporate CEO's and that they simply pass themselves off as FDB's only as a welcomed diversion in an otherwise stress filled existence.

You're going to be just fine Udie!

 :)

 (http://www.13thtas.com/rudesig.jpg)
Title: Worst day of my miserable life
Post by: skernsk on January 04, 2002, 09:28:00 AM
Udie and Mrfish will be best friends soon. :)
Title: Worst day of my miserable life
Post by: Ripsnort on January 04, 2002, 09:34:00 AM
Hell, look at the bright side, instead of finishing 99th, or 88th in squad rankings, maybe they will now finally break the top 50?  ;)
Title: Worst day of my miserable life
Post by: Wlfgng on January 04, 2002, 09:40:00 AM
don't beleive it UDie..

they're FDB's through and through..
I sure hope you didn't agree to do fatty's mom..    ;)
Title: Worst day of my miserable life
Post by: K West on January 04, 2002, 09:56:00 AM
" I think I'll drive to houston and drink until I puke."

What dress are they making you wear while doing this?
Title: Worst day of my miserable life
Post by: Udie on January 04, 2002, 10:15:00 AM
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Originally posted by O'Westy:
" I think I'll drive to houston and drink until I puke."

What dress are they making you wear while doing this?


St. Santa's pink LW leathers  :)
Title: Worst day of my miserable life
Post by: Ripsnort on January 04, 2002, 10:39:00 AM
Any type of "King Neptune" action gonna happen?  I'd like to be part of the "Beating"... :)
Title: Worst day of my miserable life
Post by: Exile on January 04, 2002, 10:44:00 AM
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Originally posted by Ripsnort:
Hell, look at the bright side, instead of finishing 99th, or 88th in squad rankings, maybe they will now finally break the top 50?   ;)

squad rankings??

Hey Fatty, you know anything about this?
Title: Worst day of my miserable life
Post by: Ripsnort on January 04, 2002, 10:56:00 AM
Exile, your CO or XO failed to inform you that if you break the top 10 each tour you get a free case of Hellfire from Super, and one of HT's sheep for a week-end?  Sad, you guys need to get a communications officer (Eyes Udie...)
Title: Worst day of my miserable life
Post by: mason22 on January 04, 2002, 11:02:00 AM
we have cool t-shirts though  :D  :D

Udie, you want one? PM me.
Title: Worst day of my miserable life
Post by: sourkraut on January 04, 2002, 11:03:00 AM
Rip - are you a shellback?
Title: Worst day of my miserable life
Post by: Udie on January 04, 2002, 11:09:00 AM
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Originally posted by mason22:
we have cool t-shirts though    :D    :D

Udie, you want one? PM me.

 You gave me one at the con   :)  When I have enough time I'll tell the story of how I acidentaly wore it to work.   :eek:


 Rip,

 hehe I don't think I'd make a good communications officer, well a good officer for that matter.  Don't you remember that communication "event" I had w/ mrfish?  :D If that doesn't disqualify me I don't know what would...

[ 01-04-2002: Message edited by: Udie ]
Title: Worst day of my miserable life
Post by: Ripsnort on January 04, 2002, 11:09:00 AM
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Originally posted by sourkraut:
Rip - are you a shellback?

Negative, never crossed.
Title: Worst day of my miserable life
Post by: mason22 on January 04, 2002, 11:50:00 AM
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Originally posted by Udie:


 You gave me one at the con    :)  

heh, lil too much to drink at con....almost forgot about that!!!
Title: Worst day of my miserable life
Post by: Fatty on January 04, 2002, 12:17:00 PM
Huh?  Ronni is going to put in squad rankings?

PS - Who the hell is Udie?  And why does he want to get naked in front of me?
Title: Worst day of my miserable life
Post by: mrfish on January 04, 2002, 01:40:00 PM
yeah communications officer i like that - he gets my vote!

(that means ya gotta say "i have no comment on that" a lot udie  :) )

Rude said:  

----I've heard through reliable sources, that the FDB's are made up of this nations most respectable and skilled corporate CEO's and that they simply pass themselves off as FDB's only as a welcomed diversion in an otherwise stress filled existence.-------

that may be true for the others rude, but i run a remote island where we kidnap prominent people, put them in absurd situations and prod them for information without actually telling them what we're after.
Title: Worst day of my miserable life
Post by: Rude on January 04, 2002, 03:02:00 PM
Heyas Fish....

I've been to your island!!! Great back nine there as well as the most awsome beaches I've ever seen....wait a minute, I don't think we're talkin about the same place are we?

 :)

 (http://www.13thtas.com/rudesig.jpg)
Title: Worst day of my miserable life
Post by: Furious on January 04, 2002, 06:32:00 PM
arrgh, I be a trusty SHELLBACK.


Hehe, crossed in 1986.  4.5 hours of initiation (hard case).  My knees were bloody and I could not sit for 3 days.


F.
Title: Worst day of my miserable life
Post by: Ripsnort on January 04, 2002, 08:47:00 PM
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Originally posted by Furious:
arrgh, I be a trusty SHELLBACK.


Hehe, crossed in 1986.  4.5 hours of initiation (hard case).  My knees were bloody and I could not sit for 3 days.


F.

Now your handle makes perfect sense!  :) 4.5 hours!?! Wow!
Title: Worst day of my miserable life
Post by: Hangtime on January 04, 2002, 09:05:00 PM
That reminds me...

...outta condoms again.