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Title: 109E4 Tiger
Post by: cobra427 on January 01, 2003, 03:31:25 PM

k  how would i put the stripes on the wings?

like this                     ------------------------  side to side on the wingspan

or this  
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from front to back

Title: 109E4 Tiger
Post by: Imp on January 01, 2003, 08:21:09 PM

I would put them side to side on the wingspan but what do I know.

Title: 109E4 Tiger
Post by: Wilbus on January 02, 2003, 04:58:17 AM

Side to side to work with the ones on the fuselage.

Title: 109E4 Tiger
Post by: HFMudd on January 02, 2003, 11:33:49 AM

Neither.  Angle them sharply back from the ones on the fuselage. Angle would be outwards abouts 15 degrees I should think.

Title: 109E4 Tiger
Post by: DiabloTX on January 10, 2003, 06:20:12 AM

Neither.  Paint the wings in Zebra stripes, put a lava lamp in the cockpit, and hang big gold chains from the pilots gun sight.  Paint on the side "Do I Make You Horny, Baby?" with the hypothetical JG69 on the fuselage.  Oh yeah, line the pilot's seat in deep, deep shag carpet.  That ought to do it.

Title: 109E4 Tiger
Post by: Staga on January 10, 2003, 10:05:10 AM

heh the "The Pimpin' Emil" sounds good and that JG69 is good catch :D

Title: 109E4 Tiger
Post by: DiabloTX on January 10, 2003, 11:37:20 AM

Hehehehe, yeah, I like that "Pimpin' Emil".  Would it be too much to put a Mercedes Benz hood ornament behind the spinner?  You know, like a ringed gunsight?

Title: 109E4 Tiger
Post by: vorticon on January 10, 2003, 01:16:34 PM

paint a couple naked women on the wings...

Title: 109E4 Tiger
Post by: AtmkRstr on January 13, 2003, 09:39:35 AM

Best Thread Ever.

The wings should be Cadillac pink, and the national insignia should be a Male symbol.

Someone should start a JG69 squad with the moto "We be bringin' the gangbang to you."

Title: 109E4 Tiger
Post by: Tracer-15 on January 13, 2003, 02:29:53 PM

thats not right lol

Title: 109E4 Tiger
Post by: cobra427 on January 13, 2003, 03:44:08 PM

that was just a result of be'n bored out of my mind and i havent started the wings yet and probably wont till im really bored again because now im back in the MA and i just got a sat dish in my room :) a friend told me a way to get the playboy channel free ....dont remmeber it but i might ask him again :P

Title: 109E4 Tiger
Post by: gofaster on January 13, 2003, 04:02:03 PM

Quote

Originally posted by vorticon
paint a couple naked women on the wings...

The proper term is "mudflap girls".

Title: 109E4 Tiger
Post by: DiabloTX on January 14, 2003, 06:05:22 PM

Hehehe, speaking of 'mudflaps'....

"Big Bottom" by Spinal Tap

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin
That's what I said.
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes,
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom,
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?

I saw her on monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean.
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday
You know what I mean.
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game's waiting there inside her tights

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about mud flaps
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?

I dedicate this song with much love and admiration to her derrier...J. Lo.  
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D