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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: weazel on January 05, 2003, 12:26:28 PM
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TEN GOOD THINGS ABOUT LIBERALS
1. Being so rare, they are worth a lot.
2. They seem to have working brains.
3. They don't eat much.
4. They at least pretend to care about something other than themselves.
5. I laugh with them rather than at them.
6. They give us almost all our art, literature and music.
7. They don't smell of gun oil.
8. They know Rush Limbaugh for the pig he is.
9. They know Christianity is being bastardized.
10. They don't yell at me as much as conservatives.
TEN GOOD THINGS ABOUT CONSERVATIVES
1. They make me feel far more intelligent, altruistic and compassionate than I really am.
2. As a White guy, they help make my life a lot easier than it could otherwise be.
3.Hmmm...
TEN GOOD THINGS ABOUT THE RELIGIOUS RIGHT
1.Hmmm...
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There is only one thing I need to know, Weasel...
Are you going to support Hillory Clinton if she runs for President of the United States of America?
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Originally posted by Gunthr
... support Hillory Clinton if she runs...
commence bra jokes
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Nope, but I won't support a deserter either.....will you?
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Dude MG stole Weazel's account again.
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Weasel, doggon ya, I knew there was something I liked about you :)
Hillary (http://brainstrain.users3.50megs.com/HILLARYMOVINGEYES.gif)
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Liberals wouldnt be so bad if they (1) didnt try to smash our constituional rights, and (2) put the minority ahead of the majority. Just let me keep my guns, don't force me to hire someone just to fill a quota, and everything will work out.
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Conservatives wouldnt be so bad if they (1) didnt try to smash our constituional rights, and (2) ignore the minorities rights. Just let my wife keep the right to contol her own body, don't force me to be illegal searched and seized, and everything will work out just fine.
:rolleyes:
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"Loyalty to petrified opinions never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul in this world -- and never will."
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Mark Twain
Originally posted by funkedup
Dude MG stole Weazel's account again.
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Thrawn, are you a US citizen?
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"It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative.
Why? Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand."
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Mike Royko.
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Originally posted by Zapata
Thrawn, are you a US citizen?
Nope. Do you think such beasts as liberals and conservatives only live in the US?
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Sorry, just curious. This thread had taken a bit of an American tone and was wondering if you were commenting on Canadian or US issues (illegal search & seizure and abortion). On reading your post again, it seems you were speaking about Canadian issues. Is abortion sanctioned in Canada? Don't want to hijack the thread, just a quick yes/no would suffice. Thanks
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Originally posted by Zapata
This thread had taken a bit of an American tone and was wondering if you were commenting on Canadian or US issues (illegal search & seizure and abortion).
Yes, first 20 weeks of pregnancy. Over 70% of Canadians support our current abortion laws. But there is still over 20% that don't.
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TEN GOOD THINGS ABOUT LIBERALS
1. Being so rare, they are worth a lot. - Rare where?
2. They seem to have working brains. - Operative word "seem"
3. They don't eat much. - Yes, your liberal union card requires you be vegetarian
4. They at least pretend to care about something other than themselves. - So... we prefer dishonesty?
5. I laugh with them rather than at them. - You're just not getting the joke
6. They give us almost all our art, literature and music. - Define "art"... oh, wait, the liberals do get to define "art"
7. They don't smell of gun oil. - If they ate more meat, they could pick one up
8. They know Rush Limbaugh for the pig he is. - So do conservatives, but they don't make excuses for their tard figurehead
9. They know Christianity is being bastardized. - But they don't know their socialist nirvana can't happen
10. They don't yell at me as much as conservatives. - Again, eat some red meat and get some strength back
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Since any nomination from the Dems in 2004 is essentially a throw away candidate in the current political climate.
It's in Americas best interests to kill her budding political career ASAP. ;)
Unfortunately, I don't think she's stupid enough to try for 2004, but will make a push in 2008 when America has had enough of the so called "conservative" party and throws them out on their collective asses.
Lol Kieran.
"Define "art"... oh, wait, the liberals do get to define "art"
The only conservative art I can come up with are Wagnor and Red Dawn.
Now name ten good things about conservatives. :p
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Still thinking... :D
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Im all for voting for Hillary.... Would it piss you guys off if she won?.. heheh It'd piss you off wouldn't it.. heheh Big Dawg would be back!.. he'd be in the background.
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Originally posted by 10Bears
heheh Big Dawg would be back!.. he'd be in the background.
:D
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No, Big Dawg would have nothing to do with running the country pretty much as before. I happen to believe we've already had 8 years of Hillary.
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The ONLY problem I have with liberals is they want to give MY hard earned money to someone else so THEY can feel good about themselves..
nopoop - January 2003
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Originally posted by 10Bears
Im all for voting for Hillary.... Would it piss you guys off if she won?.. heheh It'd piss you off wouldn't it.. heheh Big Dawg would be back!.. he'd be in the background.
Just think of the entertainment value.
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MG jokes are the best you can do?
"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid, it is true that most stupid people are conservative."
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John Stuart Mill
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Actually Weasel, there is at least one viable democratic candidate who recently threw his... er hat into the ring:
(http://www.gwu.edu/~action/2004/sharpheadn2q.jpg)
Although his constant obsession with his hair could distract him from his Presidential duties, if elected.
:D
Al Sharpton (http://www.gwu.edu/~action/2004/sharpton.html)
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Weazel, are you quoting the same guy that said this?
"If I were starting life over again, I am inclined to think that I would go into the advertising business in preference to almost any other. The general raising of the standards of modern civilization among all groups of people during the past half century would have been impossible without the spreading of the knowledge of higher standards by means of advertising."
Franklin D. Roosevelt
Could it be that times have changed?
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Sweet Jebus!
That's almost enough to turn me into a republican.
And the name is weazel ya pinhead. :p
Originally posted by Gunthr
Actually Weasel, there is at least one viable democratic candidate who recently threw his... er hat into the ring.
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Times HAVE changed, just compare the republican party of today with it's first president.
"Malice toward none, charity for all."
Abraham Lincoln
The Republican Party has come along way from that comment by it's first President to its callous malice of today.
I don't have to use democrat or liberal quotes to show how the republican party has been perverted into its present state....keep it up and I'll hit you up side the head with some Theodore Roosevelt. :p
Originally posted by AKIron
Could it be that times have changed?
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LOL I knew that one would get ya, Weazel :D Its gonna be a fun campaign in '04, thats for sure...
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Originally posted by AKIron
Could it be that times have changed?
Yes, advertising has given way to branding, a different thing all together.
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I found this editorial spot on :) I've made bold the areas I REALLY agree on.
I am trying to understand Liberals and Conservatives. It isn't easy. I think I've about got it, though.
Conservatives believe in the wisdom of common Americans to manage their affairs and make decisions for themselves. Exceptions to this are the half of the public who regularly vote Democratic. These common Americans are unfit to run their affairs and make decisions for themselves. It is because they been deluded by liberal propaganda.
Liberals also believe in the inherent wisdom of common Americans, especially those who don't have any. They think that the mother lode of wisdom lies on the low side of the bell curve. They discern qualities in the stupid, ignorant, and shiftless that engender a capacity to govern a country they can't spell. Coincidentally, these people vote Democratic.
Liberals do not believe in the wisdom of the half of the country who vote Republican, as these are all CEOs of major corporations. The Left knows that CEOs, unlike welfare recipients, are motivated by economic interest.
Conservatives believe that it is not the business of government to legislate morality, and thus want laws against abortion, pornography, sex education, and marijuana. Liberals don't want to legislate morality either. They want to eliminate it, along with learning, thought, civility, and other impediments to the undisturbed enjoyment of uniform mental darkness.
(A third point of view is held by Libertarians, but I'm not sure what it is. I have never been able to distinguish Libertarianism from a bull session in a sophomore dorm.)
The Right believes passionately in freedom, particularly economic freedom. The conservative therefore cherishes his right to strip-mine Appalachia. He does not, however, believe in your right to build a hog-rendering plant next to his house. That would violate zoning laws.
The Left believes in economic freedom too, specifically the unalienable right of the shiftless to be supported by someone else. Oddly, the someone else is usually a conservative businessman.
Now, confusion is essential to politics. Just as third-world countries regularly mistake incompetence for socialism, liberals mistake peasantry for equality. Thus they promote the decline of civilization with the enthusiasm of Crusaders sacking Jerusalem, making us into dim comfortable serfs ungrammatically grunting.
Conservatives also are subject to confusion. They regard unrestricted rapacity as a virile expression of freedom, like being in George Washington's army, and so favor reproductive incontinence, overbuilding, and the making of anything slow enough to be caught into dog food.
In short, Left and Right both strain to make the world unlivable, with liberals degrading the human world and conservatives, the natural. We can work together if only we try.
Economically, conservatives say that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Liberals say that if it ain't broke, tax it till it is. The economic philosophy of conservatives is to take what they can get. The liberal philosophy is also to take what conservatives can get, and use it to buy votes. This is a form of trickle-down. Consequently liberals are seen to be Reaganites. The study of politics is endlessly enlightening.
Race is a major divide between Left and Right. Conservatives don't give a wan emaciated damn about blacks, whom they regard in electoral terms as the equivalent of a golf handicap. This distinguishes them from liberals, who don't give a damn about blacks, but find it useful to pretend. Blacks don't give a damn about blacks either, or they would cause their children to do their homework. In this tripartite agreement we may have the seeds of national accord.
Racially, the underlying difference between Left and Right is that the liberal policy is active, the conservative passive. Conservatives are content to do nothing and let blacks rot. So, usually, are blacks. Liberals make sure that blacks rot by promoting bastardy as a birthright and illiteracy as a credential of cultural authenticity. Otherwise blacks might make money and vote Republican.
However, liberals and conservatives agree on one thing. When their first child reaches school age, they head for the white suburbs. The difference is that while conservatives admit to each other that they are avoiding black schools, liberals say that they seek the wide open spaces or want their little boy to be near the hockey rink.
The Right opposes abortion as being murder when someone else's sixteen-year-old is pregnant by a tattooed drifter with a guitar and a vanishing IQ. This is why Roe-vs.-Wade will never be repealed: Conservatives also have daughters. Conservatives do think that abortion should be legal in cases of rape and incest, making it acceptable to murder children whose fathers behaved badly.
While conservatives see abortion as murder, liberals see murder as convenience. If a woman changes her mind twelve seconds before giving birth to a perfectly healthy baby, liberals want a doctor to kill it for her. Presumably it takes a curious sort of doctor, but that is another matter.
Left and Right differ in social consciousness. Liberals oppose elitism, and send their children to Harvard to avoid it. Conservatives support elitism, and send their children to Harvard to practice it. By elitism, the liberal elite mean that everyone but themselves should live in a uniform state of social and moral degradation. The conservative means by elitism the view that the better is preferable to the worse. He dislikes degradation, in part because it invariably produces Democrats.
Liberals like government because it enables them to misbehave. Conservatives believe that the best government is the least government. The perfect government is therefore no government. Thus conservatives are seen to be anarchists, like Bakunin.
Conservatives oppose the intrusion of government into the private life, which explains why a Republican administration is rapidly turning the United States into a surveillance state. Yet the leftist American Civil Liberties Union opposes the creeping advance of the unblinking eye. This might seem puzzling. Actually we are witnessing the formation of a hybrid system: The wretched political aims of communist regimes pursued by efficient capitalist means. No communist state could make computers good enough for the new watched hive. (I think of this convergence as Bimeddlism.)
Left and Right work together more often than you might think. Hollywood, the home of freewheeling unprincipled capitalism, is also the wellhead of the socially destructive social agendas of the left. The movie industry grows rich by promoting promiscuity, violence, and the use of drugs. Then its denizens appear on television to denounce the chaos they have engendered, blaming it on capitalism and conservatives.
Source:
http://www.fredoneverything.net/LeftRightLeft.shtml
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Originally posted by Thrawn
Yes, first 20 weeks of pregnancy. Over 70% of Canadians support our current abortion laws. But there is still over 20% that don't.
those 20% aren't allowed to disagree? What is your point here, as it seems a law with over 70% backing would be very much secure from being changed?
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Wasn't george wallace a democrat with a whole slew of other democrats backing him, like about 90%?
"a conservative is a liberal who was mugged yesterday"
Yes... liberals make the best entertainers.. They are more out of touch with reality than real people. Entertainers are also potatos up for the highest bidder... The ones you see chocking down a cig in movies are doing it for like 1500 extra bucks. They would probly eat babies in movies if the price was right and then get together to elect5 hillary to "save the children".
lazs
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gotta love canada
can smoke dope and murder babies but can't have a DSS dish on your house
LOL
libs - give it up pls
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Originally posted by Eagler
but can't have a DSS dish on your house
What's a DSS dish?