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Title: To the Retards
Post by: Pfunk on January 05, 2003, 08:43:48 PM
Thanks for crashing the server with your 10 goon drop, way to ruin everyones fun for 1 stinkin base.
Title: To the 81st Retards
Post by: SirLoin on January 05, 2003, 08:45:59 PM
Winner!
Title: To the 81st Retards
Post by: poopster on January 05, 2003, 08:59:05 PM
Good thought Pfunk, but the proper AH term is "tard"

I've learned this and apply it whenever necessary.

Use it, relish in it, bath in it.

Become one with it's essence..

Try to limp when evoking it..

..if possible scrunch up one hand and hold it against your side with your elbow bent at an odd angle..

Adds to the "aura" of the verbal proclamation..

Happy to help..
Title: Re: To the Retards
Post by: 4510 on January 06, 2003, 07:26:24 AM
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Originally posted by Pfunk
Thanks for crashing the server with your 10 goon drop, way to ruin everyones fun for 1 stinkin base.


Think your ire would better aimed at AH Staff.  The server should not puke just because we have a large goon drop.  The problem should be fixed... and not have us name calling because of the symptoms.

One flier's opinion.... who just happens to think a product should work correctly... not have to "fly around it".
Title: To the 81st Retards
Post by: Ripsnort on January 06, 2003, 07:51:06 AM
Pfunk woulda been proud when we knights did a 48-goon drop last year. :D
Title: To the 81st Retards
Post by: DrDea/Kvorkian on January 06, 2003, 07:52:48 AM
Yea save that behavior for 2 stinking bases.:rolleyes:      Dont blame the tards.Its all they know.The idea that maby a base can be worked on and taken with 1 or 2 goons is a strange concept for them.Its all about the points anyway right?Who cares what it takes I GOTTA have my puffs...er perks. And if it means slamming a base to do so then so be it.I personely prefer the sneak more than the overwhelm and mass drop,but your not gonna get to your main tard goal in life by the sneak route.Nope.Ya gotta join the masses and bang your little heart out and only THEN will you be able to reach up with a gleam in your eye and drool starting to fall from the corner of your mouth as you click on your holy grail.      Take Command of CV
Title: Re: To the Retards
Post by: gofaster on January 06, 2003, 08:17:12 AM
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Originally posted by Pfunk
Thanks for crashing the server with your 10 goon drop, way to ruin everyones fun for 1 stinkin base.


That's hilarious!  I would've loved to have been one of those goons doing the dropping.  That many chutes in one spot would've been a classic film.

I wonder what would've happened if it had been all M3s...

And, oh yeah, if a server can't handl 10 C47s, then the server or the game should be "corrected". You shouldn't blame a choking server on a squad's mission night.
Title: Re: Re: To the Retards
Post by: Ripsnort on January 06, 2003, 08:31:55 AM
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Originally posted by gofaster
That many chutes in one spot would've been a classic film.



Unfortunately, the film view only shows your troops dropping.  You have to do screen shots to "capture the moment".  Historically, Knights do this on special occasions like January 1st :D.  We only got 20 goons in our "Cry of the Valkries" mission this year.  Last year we had a record setting 48.
Title: Pfunk come on........
Post by: Gatr on January 06, 2003, 08:53:41 AM
AND AGAIN.....
TARD BACK AT YA DUDE....
THAT'S ONE STUPID POST....
The 81st is not the problem this time...
OBTW we really had a ball last nite...
We had no desire to crash the server...
But to call us tards because of a glitch in the game.. PHIiillppt!!!
I'm sure you have some better reasons than that "PFUNK"
Gatr
ps SLAP! <<
Title: Re: Pfunk come on........
Post by: gofaster on January 06, 2003, 12:27:34 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Gatr
AND AGAIN.....
TARD BACK AT YA DUDE....
THAT'S ONE STUPID POST....
The 81st is not the problem this time...
OBTW we really had a ball last nite...
We had no desire to crash the server...
But to call us tards because of a glitch in the game.. PHIiillppt!!!
I'm sure you have some better reasons than that "PFUNK"
Gatr
ps SLAP! <<


I think that was a pretty cool mission idea.  Too bad the game hardware couldn't handle it.  Reminds me of a similar mission that happened back in the early Air Warrior sim when a squad upped a bunch of B-17s and bombed an airfield, which had the secondary effect of revealing a bug in the AW software code.
Title: To the 81st Retards
Post by: tailgunr on January 06, 2003, 12:35:31 PM
I'm 81st but wasnt there.... PFUNK stop making stupid threads that reflect your intellegence (that was an insult you moron.)  Email hitech you TARD
Title: Re: To the Retards
Post by: muckmaw on January 06, 2003, 01:40:47 PM
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Originally posted by Pfunk
Thanks for crashing the server with your 10 goon drop, way to ruin everyones fun for 1 stinkin base.



You're way off, Pfunk. The goon drop had nothing to do with it.

I spoke to Skuzzy last week, and was kidding around with him about the 48 Goon drop we did a few weeks back. I apologized for it, and he said "It's not bad. It helped us find a weakspot in our server". (Of course I am paraphrasing)

He said himself, this thing should not happen with 48 goons, Much less 10!

I promised him we would not do it again, and he said it did not matter as the server would not crash because of this.

So you might want to check with HTC about the causation of the crash, before accusing people.

Regards,
Title: To the 81st Retards
Post by: Sixpence on January 06, 2003, 02:05:44 PM
I have to agree with the 81st on this funk. When you have the Festers of the world buzzing around in a 262 shooting any goon that comes near, it makes sense to send ten goons to make sure you are able to get the drop and get 10 troops in the map room, instead of sending one at a time to it's slaughter.
Title: To the 81st Retards
Post by: DarkHawk on January 06, 2003, 02:39:18 PM
How about over whelming base capture. You do not have to kill a town or the base, just drop 200 paradrunks to capture the town. makes a nice sneak raid. However you better kill the ack first.
All troops would have to enter the map room to capture. if only one gets killed then no capture.

DarkHawk
Title: To the 81st Retards
Post by: Otto on January 06, 2003, 04:46:17 PM
The Horror of it all......!   Was anyone thinking of the children...?
Title: NOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: Gatr on January 06, 2003, 04:51:26 PM
THE CHILDREN..................... ......
gatr
sadness
Title: To the 81st Retards
Post by: K98k on January 06, 2003, 04:56:03 PM
You want to blame someone blame Ripsnort he started it!


He can take the credit too for the first to rotate a squad to another country also (50 plus member JG2).


TROUBLE MAKER! :D
Title: To the 81st Retards
Post by: ChuBBs on January 06, 2003, 05:10:18 PM
PFunk i am a great friend of the 81st and i think i speak for them all when i say f#%$ You u whining loser
Title: To the 81st Retards
Post by: DEMAN on January 06, 2003, 08:22:25 PM
Just a short note from me, the CO of the 81st.
Yes we had aprox. 10 goons OTW to capture a base the Rooks had been furballing at for over an hour (to no avail) but for everyones information, there were never more than 20 troops in the air at 1 time due to purposeful staggering of the routes and takeoff times! This was NOT the cause of the server problem!
It took three separate drops within about two minutes to get enough troops into the maproom due to fighters killing some of each drop.
Without this strategy we would not have captured the base due to the heavy resistance.
The server glitch happened, i believe, due to the MASS wtg messages from most of the 200 or so Rooks on at the time. I have seen Text Buffer lock ups many times after base captures and right after the war is won.
Perhaps Hitech can look into this but DO NOT rag on my squad for taking on an unwanted job to help the Rooks capture a difficult base.

DEMAN
81st CO
Title: To the 81st Retards
Post by: 4510 on January 06, 2003, 08:26:19 PM
Deman,
  Hang in here.. I saw more support for your squad than those who would call you a 'tard.
Title: To the 81st Retards
Post by: Grimm on January 06, 2003, 08:36:40 PM
::HIGH FIVES DEMAN::

WTG!!!  ROOKS!!!  :)
Title: To the 81st Retards
Post by: DrDea/Kvorkian on January 06, 2003, 09:55:36 PM
Look you tards.Only tards call all you tards tards ya buncha tards.
  Signed.....Tard;)
Title: To the 81st Retards
Post by: guttboy on January 07, 2003, 12:37:00 AM
Deman,

Way to go!  Hey by the way who was doing all the gooning Sunday night?  You  and Me?.....LOL.....:D
Title: To the 81st Retards
Post by: DEMAN on January 07, 2003, 12:58:20 PM
Damn TG12... Seems it's always you and me racing goons to enmy bases!!
DEMAN
Title: To the 81st Retards
Post by: guttboy on January 07, 2003, 04:05:30 PM
You got that right!
Title: To the 81st Retards
Post by: Maniacal81st on January 07, 2003, 11:08:27 PM
It would be wise to do your homework before writing such a riduculous post, displaying what a nitwit you really are.  When you learn a little bit more about networking, server stability, packet loss, and overall technological information that is WAY OVER YOUR HEAD, then maybe you will be qualified to issue such remarks.  (even then, your reasoning would still be WRONG!!!!)

  Take a deep breath, open up and say ahhhh, cause you are quickly getting your stupid arse comments SHOVED DOWN YOUR THROAT YOU WHINING, FURBALLING PIECE OF SHEEEEEOT!!!!!

 
   81st, You KICK BUTT, thank you for your ORGANIZED EFFORTS!!!

   MaNiaCaL
Title: Wow
Post by: snpy on January 07, 2003, 11:09:34 PM
I don't know which is funnier, the thought that he actually believes that10 goons locked up the server, or that he doesn't think we should bring more than 1 or 2 goons.  Wow....  , wait.....someone..........is. ......................droppin g........30+...............................troops..............................................  Wow, did you see that lag.  I applogize, you're right.  Maybe we shouldn't drop all the fighter hangers on one run too.  Grow up and know what you're talking about before you run your mouth.

Have a nice day :)

Snpy
CO-81st Strike wing
Title: To the 81st Retards
Post by: APDrone on January 07, 2003, 11:13:00 PM
Hmm.. I heard there was a rumor of a knee-jerk posting without proper research..  

"NO!" I thought. "This cannot be!  Not in Aces High!"

Alas, I fear it is true.  

WTG 81st!!  

We all know that it's the Bishop's fault.  If they hadn't been so adament about wanting to keep that silly little island they weren't using.. I know this.. I saw NO timeshares ANYWHERE!!! then ya'll wouldn't have even needed to up such a force.

Glad it's all straightened out.

"Kum-by-ya.... "

Group hug on 'Furball Island'.. 1800Z tomorrow.

<.S>
Title: To the 81st Retards
Post by: GunnerCAF on January 08, 2003, 01:51:53 AM
The 81st and Deman are an outstanding squad.  The fact that this squad put 10 pilots in goons in support of a field capture shows their spirit for teamwork the 81st constistantly shows in the the arena.  WTG 81st!

Gunner
Title: Re: To the Retards
Post by: Meatwad on January 08, 2003, 11:23:07 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Pfunk
Thanks for crashing the server with your 10 goon drop, way to ruin everyones fun for 1 stinkin base.


MAN! I wasnt there, but from your whine, I have to say......GROW UP!  I am a member of the 81st, and if our CO orders us to capture a base, we WILL capture it no matter how long it takes. Our roster is over 50 members, so we will attack and capture a base no matter how bad the odds are, even if it means over coming the enemy with one huge mass, we will do it to ensure victory.
Title: Right On
Post by: tailgunr on January 08, 2003, 12:43:23 PM
Right on mtwd!!


tailgunr
81st fighter wing
Title: To the 81st Retards
Post by: Puck on January 08, 2003, 12:57:41 PM
Quote
Originally posted by DEMAN
Just a short note from me, the CO of the 81st.

The server glitch happened, i believe, due to the MASS wtg messages from most of the 200 or so Rooks on at the time. I have


DEMAN
81st CO


THERE is your problem.  200 Rooks!?  There's never supposed to be more than 50 rooks on at any given time.  What's with you people?  Sheesh...  Next thing we're going to hear about Rook resets.  I tell ya, AH is CTD.

:D
Title: To the 81st Retards
Post by: guttboy on January 09, 2003, 12:12:07 AM
You say that there are never supposed to be 50 ROOKS online.....

ARE YOU INSANE

We have secretly teamed up with the Clonaid Corporation to start mass manufacturing the 50 that we have and soon WE WILL HAVE 5000!:p
Title: To the 81st Retards
Post by: Maniacal81st on January 09, 2003, 12:27:25 AM
Now you are definately showing what a fool you are.  I can't remember the last time there was less than 70 players for each country.  Give it a rest for gosh sakes!!!  Go to the training arena and learn to become better at the game, then maybe you won't be such a whiner@!

  Maniacal
Title: To the 81st Retards
Post by: Jabo79 on January 10, 2003, 03:40:18 PM
Rooks suck!
Title: To the 81st Retards
Post by: DEMAN on January 14, 2003, 04:10:54 PM
Quote
Originally posted by guttboy
You say that there are never supposed to be 50 ROOKS online.....

ARE YOU INSANE

We have secretly teamed up with the Clonaid Corporation to start mass manufacturing the 50 that we have and soon WE WILL HAVE 5000!:p



ROFLMAO TG12... I just hope they don't all look like you and those sheep you are always talking about!!;)
DEMAN