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Title: So you like bikini's....check this out
Post by: LePaul on January 08, 2003, 11:39:58 AM: OMG....girl I'm seeing showed me this...

http://bikinishop.wickedweasel.com/cache/item-84public.html?cache=no

I'll let that link say it all....I'm still slobbering
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Post by: udet on January 08, 2003, 11:42:22 AM: Wish I saw these on the beach,preferably topless too.
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Post by: narsus on January 08, 2003, 12:16:24 PM: a lot of butter faces there though
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Post by: Tarmac on January 08, 2003, 12:28:14 PM: Wow. That style should be called the "camel toe."

When you get to that point, why bother anymore? Save yourself 32 bucks.
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Post by: Curval on January 08, 2003, 12:49:09 PM: The "Two Girls" picture when enlarged = SCHAWING!!!!

Not sure how long this thread will last so I bookmarked it for...uhh...later.:cool:
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Post by: Ping on January 08, 2003, 01:12:52 PM: O MAN....Now I gotta tame MY Wicked Weasel.
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Post by: LePaul on January 08, 2003, 01:29:17 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Curval
The "Two Girls" picture when enlarged = SCHAWING!!!!

Not sure how long this thread will last so I bookmarked it for...uhh...later.:cool:

LOL!

So its fair to say Mrs Curval will notice your monitor smelling Windexy-Fresh once she gets home? hehe
Title: Yipes!
Post by: TWOLF on January 08, 2003, 01:29:40 PM: HOOOOOLAAAAAYYYY MOLAAAAYY....Looks like Spanish beach!.... Can't wait to get back to Europe!
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Post by: Curval on January 08, 2003, 01:37:32 PM: Quote
Originally posted by LePaul
LOL!

So its fair to say Mrs Curval will notice your monitor smelling Windexy-Fresh once she gets home? hehe

Yea. It's the keyboard I'm concerned about..hope the keys don't stick when she tries to use it.:D
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Post by: gofaster on January 08, 2003, 01:47:57 PM: Quote
Originally posted by narsus
a lot of butter faces there though

Marika needs to find another job because she doesn't have a future modeling bikinis. Max, Hannah, and Natalie are 5 pounds away from unemployment, too. The two girls (twins?) is probably the best of the pin-up type album. Ann is probably the hottest of the bunch, but only because she's photo'd with a surfboard. Krissy looks like the wildest one in there, but that may just be because she looks Maori.
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Post by: miko2d on January 08, 2003, 02:01:29 PM: gofaster: Marika needs to find another job because she doesn't have a future modeling bikinis. Max, Hannah, and Natalie are 5 pounds away from unemployment, too....

You seriously think that there are more bikini-buying women that look like Ann rather than Marika or Hannah?
On the very slight chance that you are not an idiot and most women around you do really look like Ann or Brigette - where do you live? ;)

Seriously, Marika and the other two have very attractive, normal bodies. Contrary to the mass media image created by gay designers who like boyish-looking girls, most men prefer women with some meat on their bones.

miko
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Post by: gofaster on January 08, 2003, 02:20:01 PM: Quote
Originally posted by miko2d
gofaster: Marika needs to find another job because she doesn't have a future modeling bikinis. Max, Hannah, and Natalie are 5 pounds away from unemployment, too....

You seriously think that there are more bikini-buying women that look like Ann rather than Marika or Hannah?
On the very slight chance that you are not an idiot and most women around you do really look like Ann or Brigette - where do you live? ;)

Seriously, Marika and the other two have very attractive, normal bodies. Contrary to the mass media image created by gay designers who like boyish-looking girls, most men prefer women with some meat on their bones.

miko

Bikini season here runs March to December. ;)

Marika et. al. shouldn't be wearing dental floss. Speedo, Nike, Danskin, and Venus make some very nice bikinis that provide a bit more...support. Ain't nothing wrong with a full figured gal if she's got some spirit and some sports trophies on her bookcase. On the other hand, I'm just glad Bridgette kept hers natural!
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Post by: Duedel on January 09, 2003, 07:26:50 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Curval
Yea. It's the keyboard I'm concerned about..hope the keys don't stick when she tries to use it.:D

:D :D :D
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Post by: udet on January 09, 2003, 01:57:19 PM: there are some topless models in there too. Where were the pictures taken? I have already started packing :)
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Post by: jonnyb on January 09, 2003, 02:28:05 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Tarmac
Wow. That style should be called the "camel toe."

ROFL
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Post by: Tracer-15 on January 09, 2003, 02:32:49 PM: Quote
The "Two Girls" picture when enlarged = SCHAWING!!!!

ROFL.....SCHAAWING.....lol...:D :D
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Post by: miko2d on January 09, 2003, 02:34:36 PM: gofaster: Marika et. al. shouldn't be wearing dental floss. Speedo, Nike, Danskin, and Venus make some very nice bikinis that provide a bit more...support.

I see what you mean. But those really tiny contraptions look rather disgusting on any of them - lean or not. They do not hide anything and do not tease or even look like clothes anymore. The closest thing they remind me is ropes, ties and such - but since I was never into that binding and tying stuff, ropes disappearing into bodily crevases are kind of revolting to me, let alone excessive shave...

miko
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Post by: Dnil on January 09, 2003, 02:55:22 PM: if you have just eaten, DO NOT GO THE BIKINI CONTEST SECTION!

let this be a warning. Bout blew some chunks on some of the photos.

and I don't mean the little swimming kinda chunks.
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Post by: Vulcan on January 09, 2003, 03:04:56 PM: I believe its Aussie...

Quote
Originally posted by udet
there are some topless models in there too. Where were the pictures taken? I have already started packing :)
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Post by: gofaster on January 09, 2003, 03:10:53 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Vulcan
I believe its Aussie...

I think so, too. It would explain the Maori-looking and Indo-looking girls.
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Post by: Airhead on January 09, 2003, 03:27:26 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Curval
Yea. It's the keyboard I'm concerned about..hope the keys don't stick when she tries to use it.:D

Curval, practice safe cyber sex- put some Saran Wrap over your keyboard. It works great. ;)
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Post by: udet on January 09, 2003, 08:06:54 PM: this post deserves to be on the first page of the bb :)
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Post by: Ike 2K# on January 09, 2003, 08:40:19 PM: will my girlfriend like the bikini?

(http://bikinishop.wickedweasel.com/cache/item-240public.html?cache=no)
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Post by: UserName on January 09, 2003, 09:11:47 PM: Best thread ever.
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Post by: Ike 2K# on January 09, 2003, 10:22:19 PM: :D :D :mad: :p :o :( :) :D :rolleyes:
(this is the strategy to keep this thread alive lol)
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Post by: Ike 2K# on January 09, 2003, 10:25:26 PM: i neeed asians girls man, gimmie some:D
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Post by: Pfunk on January 09, 2003, 10:50:24 PM: Bought one for my girlfriend. According to her $47 US shipped for a bikini is dirt cheap :) So I just had to buy one for her err well i'll get more out if than her:)
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Post by: LePaul on January 10, 2003, 07:51:19 AM: Wow, so are you guys going to nominate me for a "humanitarian" award for posting that link? hehe...sounds like I've greatly improved some of your lives LOL

Yea, some of the models fall under the "ridden hard, put away wet" category....but not all of them!
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Post by: LePaul on January 10, 2003, 07:55:15 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Dnil
if you have just eaten, DO NOT GO THE BIKINI CONTEST SECTION!

let this be a warning. Bout blew some chunks on some of the photos.

and I don't mean the little swimming kinda chunks.

LOL...yup....do not click the one with the 9-month pregnant chick....
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Post by: gofaster on January 10, 2003, 08:32:39 AM: The German girl Branca should've won first place.

Gotta give credit to 37-year-old Tanja for doing the contest and going up against 20-somethings. Tanja ain't got much going, but she's working it, baby!
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Post by: LePaul on January 10, 2003, 08:38:20 AM: Nods....yup

Good picks, GoFaster

Some of the others...well....put a paper bag over em and they arent bad at all :eek:

(I thought Gayle an Kelly weren't bad either...but their pics werent of the same caliber as Brancas)
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Post by: Sandman on January 10, 2003, 09:20:59 AM: They all look alike upside down.

:D
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Post by: Curval on January 10, 2003, 10:28:26 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Pfunk
Bought one for my girlfriend. According to her $47 US shipped for a bikini is dirt cheap :) So I just had to buy one for her err well i'll get more out if than her:)

Cheap...at $47 that is like $20 per square inch of material.:)

ummm...can we get some pics posted when she receives it?
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Post by: Pfunk on January 10, 2003, 11:05:50 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Curval
Cheap...at $47 that is like $20 per square inch of material.:)

ummm...can we get some pics posted when she receives it?

Well, How about I give you all one to tide you over ;)
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Post by: LePaul on January 10, 2003, 11:10:28 AM: Wow Pfunk....I think you killed Curval's productivity today! LOL
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Post by: StSanta on January 10, 2003, 11:32:11 AM: Seriously, Marika and the other two have very attractive, normal bodies. Contrary to the mass media image created by gay designers who like boyish-looking girls, most men prefer women with some meat on their bones.

I'm inclined to agree. For both men and women the fashion industry has managed to brainwash us into considering unrealistic body types ideal. It's gone so far that I've talked to boys who tink anything but the Playboy type is pretty ugly. For women tall and thin yet with big boobs and well tuned protruding buttocks is the ideal thrown at us. That only happens in a very small percentage and is usually achieved artificially by boob jobs, which incidentally is something I consider extremely unattractive.For men 3% body fat with clearly defined muscles,angular body with broad shoulders is the ideal - a body usually the result of a couple of years spent at the gym.

OTOH, I don't like excess fat when it goes over a certain limit - when the skin starts to fold while standing up :). It is as if women are allowed to have more than a few pounds of excess fat and still be considered (by some) as in good shape with good bodies, because then they're more 'round and curvaceous'.

Never mind that too much excess fat actually decrease their curve ratios.

If a man has extra pounds, he's considered outta shape and unattractive body wise, unless there is a good layer of muscle underneat. Four pounds on the tummy of a young man isn't considered to be very attractive. On a woman it doesn't matter as much, so in that respect women have it easier. OTOH, there's not much they can do about their bone structure and boobies by just exercising. So i guess it's about the same for men and women overall.

If I can go to the gym to stay relatively fat free, so can women. Aye, they do have a larger fat layer by nature, but that doesn't mean that a tyre around the waist can be explained away by it.

Hm, I guess I should add that the judgement is not from a lust point of view primarily. More like you judge a horse or dog. Not implying that the woman are horses though :D.

Of course I'm talking sort of an unemotional judgment on bodies. If I'm in love, I don't give a damn whether there's extra fat. It's all good then.

And yes I know that I'm too skinny and an ugly mofo. That doesn't exclude me from judging others though. And I'm just judgint their bodies, not their mental capacities :). When it comes to lust I'm more turned on by aggressiveness and naughtyness than the body, but that might just be me.
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Post by: Curval on January 10, 2003, 11:58:55 AM: Grrrr baby

Very Grrr

Thanks.:)
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Post by: LePaul on January 10, 2003, 12:02:08 PM: OMG....lol

Sandman is killing me...hehe

Check this out...he's posting pics

http://forums.checksix.net/display_topic_threads.asp?ForumID=2&TopicID=19&PagePosition=1

>phew<
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Post by: gofaster on January 10, 2003, 12:38:55 PM: Quote
Originally posted by LePaul
OMG....lol

Sandman is killing me...hehe

Check this out...he's posting pics

http://forums.checksix.net/display_topic_threads.asp?ForumID=2&TopicID=19&PagePosition=1

>phew<

I must've missed the one in the yellow when I was perusing earlier. What's her name? Is she in the contest section or the regular section?
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Post by: LePaul on January 10, 2003, 12:53:16 PM: I dunno, but the one in the blue suit is wooowwwweeeeeee
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Post by: Sandman on January 10, 2003, 01:18:16 PM: The one in the blue and yellow appears to be the same. Name is Stacy.
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Post by: udet on January 10, 2003, 02:16:16 PM: Marika is a bit too fat, not to say that she's not attractive, but she could lose a few pounds and look better.
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Post by: Tracer-15 on January 11, 2003, 11:13:43 AM: gotta keep this one going lol :D
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Post by: mrsid2 on January 11, 2003, 11:50:33 AM: If you want to see bikinis like that in live flesh, go to the beaches of Greece.

Topless there is a norm, not something special.. :)

For some reason the tourist girls who cover themselves back at home show all their pleasures willingly on those beaches. Go figga.

I'm not complaining however.
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Post by: StSanta on January 13, 2003, 01:42:50 AM: Topless is the norm here too. 40km of sand beaches 30 km from where I live. It ain't bad. What sucks is that we have a very short summer here, and then it's back to watching cute girls in tons of clothes :/
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Post by: Pfunk on January 23, 2003, 11:53:48 AM: As Promised
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Post by: gofaster on January 23, 2003, 12:21:11 PM: Yowza!

:D
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Post by: Curval on January 23, 2003, 12:58:37 PM: WOW!

Very nice Pfunk...you are a lucky man. Thank her for me...and Gladys.;)
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Post by: Hortlund on January 23, 2003, 01:17:03 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Curval
WOW!

Very nice Pfunk...you are a lucky man. Thank her for me...and Gladys.;)

LOL You Bastige!!!!!!

I spit soda all over the floor! (I managed to turn my head in the split second before coca cola came flying out of my nose and HAVE YOU ANY IDEA HOW IT FEELS to squirt coca cola through your NOSE? Im going to sue you!!
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Post by: udet on January 23, 2003, 01:19:30 PM: body is good, face is ok
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Post by: Nifty on January 23, 2003, 01:21:40 PM: and she's in the classic Christie Brinkley Sports Illustrated pose!

and she let's you post her pic? wow!
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Post by: Curval on January 23, 2003, 01:25:56 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Hortlund
Im going to sue you!!

LOL...sorry though Steve, all assets that I have the "use" of are in trusts. You are welcome to a portion of my overdraft though.:)
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Post by: GtoRA2 on January 23, 2003, 03:31:20 PM: Man we need more threads like this!!
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Post by: Pfunk on January 23, 2003, 03:45:44 PM: Quote
Originally posted by udet
body is good, face is ok

1000 times better than you could ever do.
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Post by: Hortlund on January 23, 2003, 03:47:17 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Pfunk
1000 times better than you could ever do.

Ah yes, please oh please lets go down the good 'ol "my girlfriend is sexier than yours" -road.
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Post by: Pfunk on January 23, 2003, 03:53:48 PM: I just dont see the need to post negative comments. Some guys namely those not being gay(sorry udet you dont fit this criteria) appreciate the fact that I was requested to post a pic once my g/f got her new suit.
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Post by: GtoRA2 on January 23, 2003, 03:54:53 PM: Pfunk
I agree his coment was pretty tardish, but you gota be the bigger man!
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Post by: Hortlund on January 23, 2003, 04:03:02 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Pfunk
I just dont see the need to post negative comments. Some guys namely those not being gay(sorry udet you dont fit this criteria) appreciate the fact that I was requested to post a pic once my g/f got her new suit.

Dude, I just read your reply to that guy again, and let me give you an advice...you better keep your gf well away from this message board.

Comments like 1000 times better than you could ever do." can so very easily be missinterpreted by the fairer sex.

If I would have done what you did here (i e post pics of almost naked gf) and then defend her along the lines of "uh, well MY gf is is much better than what YOU could ever get" if some tard came along and criticized her looks, she would have cut my balls off that very same night. See she would interpret that as "alright, she might not be the most beautiful girl in the world, but at least she is much better looking than anything you might ever scrape together"

Girls like to hear stuff more along the lines of "I dont care what you think you idiot, I love her and she is the most gorgeous girl I have ever seen" or "who gives a f*ck what you think, she is the love of my life" etc etc

...you get the idea.
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Post by: mrsid2 on January 23, 2003, 04:19:18 PM: Hortlund that's what he probably means.

You remember the old saying love is blind? I remember how I looked at my wife when we first met..

Now it's like 'yeah apply more of that coating of makeup.. put more of that varnish.. ' LOL.

Edit: She just cut my balls
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Post by: Pfunk on January 23, 2003, 04:41:03 PM: She knows the pic is here and doesnt care. I understand what your saying, she knows she is hot I know she is hot, she loves me and i love her. And that is really all that matters.
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Post by: midnight Target on January 23, 2003, 04:42:01 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Hortlund
Ah yes, please oh please lets go down the good 'ol "my girlfriend is sexier than yours" -road.

I'll volunteer to be the arbiter again..

Send all pics to me.

:cool:
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Post by: miko2d on January 23, 2003, 05:07:02 PM: Pfunk: She knows the pic is here and doesnt care. I understand what your saying, she knows she is hot I know she is hot, she loves me and i love her. And that is really all that matters.

Speaking of the things that matter, she looks pretty sturdy. I bet she could kick udet's ass... :D

miko
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Post by: udet on January 23, 2003, 06:25:03 PM: oh wow Pfunk got pissed off and now he's insulting me. Pfunk, I bet I could give her 1000 times better sex than you do :p
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Post by: udet on January 23, 2003, 06:26:57 PM: and if you call me gay again, I will take your gf's picture to Photoshop and post the result on an amateur porn site.
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Post by: Dnil on January 23, 2003, 08:36:33 PM: That green is not her color. The black suit is MUCH better looking and much more attractive on her. Ack now im sounding gay.

Tell her to try the red one, you know the one with the t-back.
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Post by: Glasses on January 23, 2003, 09:08:56 PM: Helige titties! :D :cool:
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Post by: SaburoS on January 24, 2003, 05:28:07 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Hortlund
LOL You Bastige!!!!!!

I spit soda all over the floor! (I managed to turn my head in the split second before coca cola came flying out of my nose and HAVE YOU ANY IDEA HOW IT FEELS to squirt coca cola through your NOSE? Im going to sue you!!

C'mon Hortlund,
You know better than that! You have to sue the manufacturer! That's where the money is! ;)

Lawsuits follow the money....unfortunetly.
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Post by: mrsid2 on January 24, 2003, 05:35:07 AM: Also, it's a good idea to sue the manufacturer of your monitor, as it displays content that gives you mental and physical stress.

The monitor company is responsible for you all seeing yourself shot down repeatedly in MA, reading these posts here etc..
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Post by: BUG_EAF322 on January 24, 2003, 05:49:07 AM: Gonna be beach on my stomach.
:)
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Post by: LePaul on January 24, 2003, 09:41:31 AM: ...just wanted to get in before this got locked for going WAY off course :p

(Thanks, Sandman, for posting some *nice* pics on my board) :D
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Post by: Sandman on January 24, 2003, 09:55:59 AM: Quote
Originally posted by LePaul
...just wanted to get in before this got locked for going WAY off course :p

(Thanks, Sandman, for posting some *nice* pics on my board) :D

Which reminds me... I need the next installment of WWotW... #3.
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Post by: GtoRA2 on January 24, 2003, 10:01:32 AM: OK where are these pics?

WHERE!

Tell me!
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Post by: Puke on January 24, 2003, 10:30:03 AM: Wow, so now we are posting our wives in bikinis! LOL. Pfunk, I grew up a swimmer and she sorta looks like she could be a swimmer...is that how she stays in shape?

I think my wifey is the best looking and wins the award. :D
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Post by: mrsid2 on January 24, 2003, 10:44:26 AM: Hah! That's nothing..

I have the uglyest wife and there's nothing you can do about it!
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Post by: Pfunk on January 24, 2003, 10:55:50 AM: She used to be a gymnast.
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Post by: midnight Target on January 24, 2003, 11:06:45 AM: My ex was one of those swimsuit contest girls. Was runner up Ms. Raging Waters once.

I'd post pics, but plenty of guys have seen her naked already.

:cool:
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Post by: Pfunk on January 24, 2003, 12:41:37 PM: One more just for the hell of it.
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Post by: Curval on January 24, 2003, 01:19:00 PM: Keep 'em coming man...sweet.:)
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Post by: LePaul on January 24, 2003, 01:57:59 PM: Curval...are you try to start a fire there? I think I smell lotion burning.... :p
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Post by: Tracer-15 on January 24, 2003, 02:24:56 PM: that wicked weasel site just had an update check out the bikini competition again :D :D :D
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Post by: BUG_EAF322 on January 24, 2003, 04:20:24 PM: Pfunk u sending photo's of ur girlfriend ?

u must respect her

:rolleyes:
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Post by: Pfunk on January 24, 2003, 06:59:43 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Pfunk
She knows the pic is here and doesnt care. I understand what your saying, she knows she is hot I know she is hot, she loves me and i love her. And that is really all that matters.

She knows the pic is here and doesnt care any questions BUG??????
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Post by: Dinger on January 24, 2003, 08:42:54 PM: Use a telephoto lens. If you've got a digital or point-and-shoot camera, use as much zoom as you can get away with without distortion.
Shoot her a little off-center and compose closer-in. Use a slower speed and natural lighting, no flash (go with some daylight through a window to her side (off-camera of course)).
Take lots of pictures. There's nothing wrong with the smile and the dimples, but I'm not sure the "family photo" smile is the best for the material.

If you're like me, when you take pictures, whether of a babe in a bikini or a 75-year-old female professor, your job is to make her look gorgeous. You've got excellent material to work with; now go back in there and get some more practice.