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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Shark88 on January 08, 2003, 04:11:23 PM
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I have found website that sells Bonsai Kittens. In other words they give kittens muscle relaxents then stuff them in a jar and as they grow thier body grows to the shape of the jar. They feed them though tubes and seal thier anuses super glue so thier waste comes out through a tube. This is so sick!! How could anyone do this to kittens!! This is happening in the U.S. for Peets Sake!! Here is the website:
http://www.bonsaikitten.com
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I don't see how that page can be real at all... the creator of the website would of been locked up long ago (or killed by cat lovers).
-SW
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That site has been around for a while. Its made a few appearances here in the O'Club already.
AKDejaVu
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lol, oed
shark, it's a joke. somebodys dumb-ass cat was playing around and climbed in the jars. think about it would these cats have normal fur (ect) if they had grown up in a damn jar.
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no its not. you can purchase from the page. go to the site and see for your self! Look at the gallery they have one then 1 pic! there is one need permission to see because its so bad!
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in the words of Foghorn Leghorn "I say..., I say..., thats a joke son"
ps. notice there are no links to actually order this stuff. and the visa, discover card, paypal logo's say 'comming soon' and aren't active links.
btw- ya ever want to own your own bridge? I could hook you up. FISH ON !!!!
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It's a well known hoax, and a good one for that matter. About a year ago I was furious for half a morning till I was told it was all a big joke... :rolleyes:
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Originally posted by capt. apathy
lol, oed
shark, it's a joke. somebodys dumb-ass cat was playing around and climbed in the jars. think about it would these cats have normal fur (ect) if they had grown up in a damn jar.
as they grow the space becomes to small so thier bodies are forced to the shape of the jar and then they are sold with only the Skeletons remaining.
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It's no joke- I bought one for my Mom for Christmas. She thought the cat looked cramped so she used a hammer and broke it out of its glass cage and the cat, freed of the pressure and confinement of its tiny enclosure, expanded to the size of a basketball and then exploded into a thousand little pieces. My Mom was beside herself, but she did mean well.
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Relax... breathe deep.
It's a joke.
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Originally posted by Sandman_SBM
Relax... breathe deep.
It's a joke.
ok, whatever.
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They got a phone number, why don't ya give it a call?
-SW
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Now that you're past the initial shock, be sure to send a link to all of your friends.
The reactions are entertaining.
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sure will be. but still that site shouldn't be on the web. as for the phone number, it could be real but who knows where you might be calling!
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Exploding Bonsai Kittens are the weapon of choice for Palestinian terrorists.
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Originally posted by Shark88
sure will be. but still that site shouldn't be on the web.
Why not?
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I dunno Shark, I've seen far worse on the internet that was real... far worse...
-SW
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Hmm, I'm not artsy so I don't get it. However, this idea does have merit. Make the enclosures a little bigger - just big enough for a calf to fit in - squeeze the calf in, hook him up to air/feed/waste tubes, then top it off with teriyaki sauce. Then, once the calf has grown enough to be prime veal, take him out, and give him a transfusion, substituting his blood for more teriyaki.
mmmm, tender veal with teriyaki goodness!
SOB
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Beef and Teriyaki is something I just can't stomach... instead I'd prefer a steady basting of montreal steak seasoning with frequent BBQ and montreal steak seasoning injections.
The calf may not live long, but mmmmm mmmmm.
-SW
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Just wait for some innovative southerner to come up with a way to deep fat fry an entire side of beef in only 90 minutes.
Hell... they'll sell like hotcakes at Wal-Mart. :D
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Moe: "I got this fryer as surplus from the navy. It can cook an entire cow in three minutes."
Homer Simpson: "Awww three minutes? But I'm hungry now!"
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Originally posted by Airhead
Exploding Bonsai Kittens are the weapon of choice for Palestinian terrorists.
ROFLMAO!!!! :)
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I can get you a good deal on the mounted head of a Jack-a-lope. You interested?
Shuckins
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This is just another example of american arrogance towards other cultures . Next they'll be some stupid american group trying to make the consumption of cat and dog meat illegal . Maybe you should open a book and learn how to apreciate the art of bonsai cat growning before calling your congress person .
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damn, i thought the square watermelons were bad, but this is inhumane!!
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Wouldn't some of those "cold cathode" lights look cool stuffed in there with the kitties? You could also put sequenced flashing LED lights along the spine, and watch them curl into interesting shapes as the kitten grew.
Lots of possibilities for "kitten mods", I see a whole new industry modelled after the computer case mod fad. I better get a patent on it quick.
For some "real" outrage, there's a group that has pics up of kittens and cats that have been scanned in while placed on a flatbed scanner.. They don't post any images of cats that are being abused, but some of the scans are pretty amusing. I don't have the URL but I'm sure a google search would get you some links. I don't personally think the cat scanning is any worse than dressing up a poodle for a dog show, but apparently the same people that get outraged by the bonsai kittens also hate the kitten scans, go figure :rolleyes:
For more pet outrage, read the story on CNN.com about the tennessee troopers that mistakenly stopped a car based on an incorrect carjacking report, then as the family (face down in the dirt) pleaded for the cops to close the car doors so the family dogs wouldn't get out, the cops freaked out and shot their dog in the face with a shotgun. CNN has video of the whole thing... The dog sure LOOKS friendly, it's just a tiny little thing trying to play with the flashlight, wagging it's tail so happy to be out of the car, then BOOM no more puppy.
Oh yea, the cops won't apologize either. Stupid f**king hick cops can't even do a felony stop on a vacationing family without screwing up... Add Tennessee to the list of states to stay away from.
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Hey Shark 88,
Did ya know the word "gullible" is being taken out of the English dictionary?
Would you be interested in buying the Golden Gate bridge? I could let you have it for $20,000...
:D
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I agree 100% percent, Shark88.
And that's not all.
In Korea they use 'Kantanawaki' - a rough transaltion would be 'Beautiful druggie' and I'll tell you why. These are specially bred Irish Wolfhounds with a surgically created LEM (Liquid Exchange Membrane) sewn into their testicles. A drug addict uses a portable LEM and straps it to his arm, before hooking it to the dog's 'equipment'. A pressure hyperdermic syringe then injects whatever narcotic you like into the dog, and by the process of Ingestive Narcotic Genitive, the drugs are transferred from the dog to the man. This avoids any nasty side-effects such as cold turkey, and passes these onto the dog. How disgusting is that! Apparently the US military designed this LEM-ING technology in the 1950s and, as usual, it fell into the wrong hands.
This truly is the twisted, smacked-up brain-wrong of a one-off man-mental.
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Originally posted by Dowding (Work)
In Korea they use 'Kantanawaki' - a rough transaltion would be 'Beautiful druggie' and I'll tell you why. These are specially bred Irish Wolfhounds with a surgically created LEM (Liquid Exchange Membrane) sewn into their testicles. A drug addict uses a portable LEM and straps it to his arm, before hooking it to the dog's 'equipment'. A pressure hyperdermic syringe then injects whatever narcotic you like into the dog, and by the process of Ingestive Narcotic Genitive, the drugs are transferred from the dog to the man.
Presumably, this practice is the source of the charming British term "the dog's bollocks" meaning something that's excellent. :D
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I'm shocked at your callous disregard for the plight of those poor animals. This is no time for joking!
Already, there are Kantanawaki 'bars' opening in down-town Tokyo, and experts predict it will be as big as Karaoke. Oh, the humanity... is there any hope for our species?
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Not only is that the way I discipline a misbehaving kitty, it works well on my kids, too. Imagine their angelic faces smooshed into the glass...
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Originally posted by SOB
Hmm, I'm not artsy so I don't get it. However, this idea does have merit. Make the enclosures a little bigger - just big enough for a calf to fit in - squeeze the calf in, hook him up to air/feed/waste tubes, then top it off with teriyaki sauce. Then, once the calf has grown enough to be prime veal, take him out, and give him a transfusion, substituting his blood for more teriyaki.
mmmm, tender veal with teriyaki goodness!
SOB
Damn, this is the cruelest post I've ever read, SOB. I think we should put YOU in a tiny enclosure and give you terraiki enemas until you sweat soy sauce- then send you to North Korea!! :mad:
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Shit, I never thought of it that way. Hmmm...I bet I'd taste good! :D
SOB
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LOL Plus there'd be enough of ya to go around :)
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mason jars come to mind....:eek:
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It's obvioulsy fake, no mention is made of how to clean up the cat's urine. The jar would slowly fill would piss and the kitten would drown. ;)
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mmmmmmmmmm..............teriy aki.....
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Originally posted by udet
It's obvioulsy fake, no mention is made of how to clean up the cat's urine. The jar would slowly fill would piss and the kitten would drown. ;)
they CLAIM that there is a tube connected to you-know-where that gets it out. For crap, a tube is stuck up the cat butt and sealed with super glue. If you stop and think about it, that could never work
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Originally posted by Shark88
they CLAIM that there is a tube connected to you-know-where that gets it out. For crap, a tube is stuck up the cat butt and sealed with super glue. If you stop and think about it, that could never work
Actually it would work, urinary catheters, rectal tubes, stool softeners and superglue have been used in medicine for quite awhile, although not in direct conjunction, lol .
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Please... ;)
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You're not making any friends by scaring away the fish .
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I don't remember the word 'bait' in that add before....