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Title: I'm an uncle!
Post by: Urchin on January 09, 2003, 04:46:46 PM

Sister just had a baby boy.  

7 pounds 9 ounces.  19 inches long (or tall?).  

Ugly as hell, but he's still cute in an ugly way :).

Names Joseph Tyler... I assume we'll probably be calling him J.T.

Title: I'm an uncle!
Post by: Curval on January 09, 2003, 04:50:14 PM

Congrats man...all the best to your sister.

Your wing-man in a few years I assume.

Title: I'm an uncle!
Post by: Sandman on January 09, 2003, 04:55:26 PM

Here is the key... the toys must be noisy and non-electronic. No batteries.

Title: I'm an uncle!
Post by: Greese on January 09, 2003, 05:17:36 PM

It's an uncle's RESPONSIBILITY to buy the kid all kinds of toys with flashing lights, loud beeps or barn animal noises, etc.  

Of course, when you have kids, it may come back to haunt you.

Title: I'm an uncle!
Post by: funkedup on January 09, 2003, 05:29:39 PM

Congrats :)

Title: I'm an uncle!
Post by: capt. apathy on January 09, 2003, 05:35:40 PM

my standard deffence to the 'noisy toy trick' was this statement

"wow, thats way cool.  he's gonna love it.  I'll just leave it hear so he has great toys to play with when he visits you"  then when you take the kid for a visit you always bring fresh batteries

Title: I'm an uncle!
Post by: Kieran on January 09, 2003, 05:38:07 PM

Well, post a pic of the lil' monkey. ;)

Title: Re: I'm an uncle!
Post by: Saurdaukar on January 09, 2003, 10:22:43 PM

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Originally posted by Urchin


 19 inches long (or tall?).  

LOL

Congrats Urchin.  :D

Title: I'm an uncle!
Post by: sling322 on January 11, 2003, 02:23:22 PM

Quote

Originally posted by capt. apathy
my standard deffence to the 'noisy toy trick' was this statement

"wow, thats way cool.  he's gonna love it.  I'll just leave it hear so he has great toys to play with when he visits you"  then when you take the kid for a visit you always bring fresh batteries

The best way to defend against your defense is to live 9 hours away.  I never have to listen to any of the noisy toys I buy for my nephews.  :p

Title: I'm an uncle!
Post by: aknimitz on January 12, 2003, 08:10:27 AM

Congrats Urch! :)

Nim

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Post by: blitz on January 12, 2003, 09:27:38 AM

Herzlichen Glückwunsch Urchin  :)


Blitz

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Post by: poopster on January 12, 2003, 10:30:24 AM

Congrats !!

You DO know it's your responsibility to purchase him his first set of drums, teach him how to spit and stand on tables ??

Lets not lose the tradition by simply not knowing..

Glad to be of help.