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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: muckmaw on January 10, 2003, 08:13:28 AM
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Alright, the holidays are over. The Cowboys are not in the play-offs, and You've got a month until Ground hog day.
How about that 1.11 News/Preview we were promised.
In an effort to bring about this much requested information, I plan on going on a hunger strike until this news is released.
Once I reach a weight of 100 lbs, and there is no news, I plan to drive to grapevine. ONce there, I will plant myself on Dale's front lawn, assume the lotus position, douse myself with gasoline, and fire up!
Aside from turning myself into a human charcoal briquet, I plan to leave a nice charred spot in the middle of Dale's lawn!!!
Extreme times call for extreme measures!
I've got an Exxon card!!! Who's with me!!
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Alright, the holidays are over. The Cowboys are not in the play-offs, and You've got a month until Ground hog day.
How about that 1.11 News/Preview we were promised.
You want news ?
Here, I got some news for you: Version 1.11 is out ! happy download :)
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I hate to pee on your malnourished human bonfire, but v1.11 was released before Christmas.
At least you'll save on petrol!
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Alright, wise guys. You know what I meant.
I MEANT to say the news we were promised AFTER 1.11s release regarding the next release.
I'm still not eating, Dammit!!!;)
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I want weekly photo updates on the hunger strike.
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why don't you just give me the exxon card #, name on card, and expiration date....
"i'll meet you there..." :D
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Muck..the length of this hungar strike is pretty dependant on the starting weight. So what we looking at? 110? 280?
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If you do immolate yourself, can I have your computer?
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I think you will burn longer if your are fatter .
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Lawn? You think he'd notice? Dale? He wouldn't notice if you immolated yourself in his livingroom.
Try in the cockpit of his new airplane, though...
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OMG! A suicide flamer! :D
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Gee - a MAW starving to Death - now there's a loss;)
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That's a classic :)
Originally posted by Dowding
I hate to pee on your malnourished human bonfire,
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muckmaw, do I need to bring my own hot dogs?
HiTech
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Let me know when, and I'll bring down the marshmallows. If we tape it, we could use the smoke column as a model for burning stuff on the ground.
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Is there going to be a sleep over with this cookout? I'll bring the hotdogs if Hitech provides the beer.
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Originally posted by muckmaw
In an effort to bring about this much requested information, I plan on going on a hunger strike until this news is released.
Once I reach a weight of 100 lbs, and there is no news, I plan to drive to grapevine. ONce there, I will plant myself on Dale's front lawn, assume the lotus position, douse myself with gasoline, and fire up!
Let's see... At the normal rate of weight loss from a complete fast, that means we need to wait, what -- two or three years? :D