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Title: A reminder about jb79
Post by: JB42 on January 10, 2003, 06:54:30 PM
I would like to remind everyone that jb79 is not part of the III/Jabostaffel and has no invovlement, affiliation nor our support. Unfortunantly I have to go around all the boards and post this, but I want to make sure this point is clear.

Also, HiTech, he is using an unauthorized moniker promoting our squad and webpage. Please remove that as he does not have my permission to do so. Thank You.
Title: A reminder about jb79
Post by: Chaos68 on January 10, 2003, 08:18:24 PM
What did he do?
Title: A reminder about jb79
Post by: AKDejaVu on January 10, 2003, 08:38:01 PM
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Originally posted by Chaos68
What did he do?
The ugliest sheep in the flock.

AKDejaVu
Title: A reminder about jb79
Post by: LePaul on January 10, 2003, 08:41:59 PM
Is that dlamba?
Title: A reminder about jb79
Post by: Leslie on January 10, 2003, 10:16:03 PM
Today's enemy is tomorrow's friend.  Don't burn any bridges.;)



Les
Title: Re: A reminder about jb79
Post by: Airhead on January 10, 2003, 11:04:00 PM
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Originally posted by JB42
I would like to remind everyone that jb79 is not part of the III/Jabostaffel and has no invovlement, affiliation nor our support. Unfortunantly I have to go around all the boards and post this, but I want to make sure this point is clear.

Also, HiTech, he is using an unauthorized moniker promoting our squad and webpage. Please remove that as he does not have my permission to do so. Thank You.


Man, you sound like SUCH a friggin dork. No offense, but 1) Do you really think anybody cares and 2) Don't you think you're taking this just a bit too seriously? Dude, this is a PRETEND game. Your squad is a PRETEND squad. Hell, even your handle is a PRETEND name. Really, you need to get a friggin life. Join a club, take up square dancing, do ANYTHING that gets you off the computer bud. JB79 is better off without you anyway.

Also, HiTech, Curval keeps looking at me and I don't want him to. LMFAO "unauthorized moniker??" CODDAM kid you IS funny. Go get a life. ;)
Title: A reminder about jb79
Post by: Leslie on January 10, 2003, 11:23:26 PM
Yeah JB42, be a man and use your real name, like Airhead does.:D



Les
Title: A reminder about jb79
Post by: Steve on January 10, 2003, 11:35:54 PM
I have poopie
Title: A reminder about jb79
Post by: Airhead on January 11, 2003, 12:27:22 AM
That's it Les... Monday I'm calling my attorney and I'm going to have my name legally changed to Airhead. I am not a hyppocrite.  :D
Title: A reminder about jb79
Post by: Hangtime on January 11, 2003, 12:35:01 AM
my cats bellybutton smells like catshit.
Title: A reminder about jb79
Post by: Airhead on January 11, 2003, 01:07:40 AM
Hangtime, one of our three cats died the other night. He was 12 years old, never been sick, but he hunted and was always bringing in rats and crap he'd killed. A few days ago he'd killed and partly eaten a grey squirrel- a ferocious American grey squirrel, the same one that has risen to the top of the British food chain and now attacks humans in Great Britain- and I'm thinking the only way he caught that squirrel was if it was sick, so maybe that was why he died.

So anyway, I find him dead in the garage, and thankfuly it was garbage collection day the next morning so he wouldn't sit in the trash can all week and start stinking.

 I put his stiff corpse into a plastic garbage bag and toss him and everyone goes ballistic because they want me to bury the dead cat. It's raining out, it's dark and I'm in no mood to dig a hole in my back yard and, as I correctly reasoned, the cat will be buried far deeper in a landfill than he would in my backyard.

Secretly though I know that what will happen is a tractor will squish him out of that garbage bag like toothpaste out of a tube and the seagulls will eat his eyeballs out before they cover his layer of trash with fresh dirt.

Which is OK because I never liked that cat. He sprayed the interior of my truck once and the smell has now outlived him. I used to torment him by wearing dog masks and chasing him and putting clothespins on his tail but I quit picking on him when I noticed that I was his only friend.

Every animal and human in our neighborhood hated this cat because he sprayed everyone's car and toejam in peoples' front yards like a dog would- in fact I never once saw him bury a turd.

Now I'm feeling bad about not burying the cat like everyone wanted me to. I mean, throwing him out with the garbage was disrespectful. I don't know, maybe I'll take the family and our two surviving cats out to the landfill this weekend and we'll have a little service or something. We'll drive the pickup so I can dump my Christmas tree while we're there.

Oh, and his bellybutton smelled like catshit, too.
Title: A reminder about jb79
Post by: Hangtime on January 11, 2003, 01:27:03 AM
Heathen.
Title: A reminder about jb79
Post by: Leslie on January 11, 2003, 01:39:01 AM
I became de facto owner of a cat one time.  Her name was Mama Cat..so named because she nursed another cat's litter.  She was 9 years old!!!  She routinely placed squirrel tails on my doorstep, about once every three days.  Had a pecan tree in the back yard.  Mama Cat was the most efficient squirrel killer I've ever seen.  I fed her, so it wasn't that.:eek:

I think she was presenting her hunting trophies.  


This cat was the sweetist, most loving cat I've ever seen.  She would come to me when I called.  Very well behaved, almost trained.



Les
Title: A reminder about jb79
Post by: JB42 on January 11, 2003, 04:07:31 AM
Ahhh the O club wher talk is free:

I don't care what jb79 says and i could care less what his CPID is. He could change it too JBzSuxArse for all care, but when he puts my squads name and webpage in his signature to falsely represent my squad, I CARE!!!
Title: Re: Re: A reminder about jb79
Post by: Curval on January 11, 2003, 09:12:21 AM
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Originally posted by Airhead
Also, HiTech, Curval keeps looking at me and I don't want him to.


Airhead...your zipper is down
Title: A reminder about jb79
Post by: culero on January 11, 2003, 09:19:16 AM
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Originally posted by Steve
I have poopie



I'm not the only one???

culero (boggled)
Title: A reminder about jb79
Post by: Airhead on January 11, 2003, 10:44:52 AM
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Originally posted by Hangtime
Heathen.


Hangtime No, Persian.

Les, were those American gray squirrels Mama Cat was catching or were they dainty little English Red Squirrels that mama cat was catching? Our squirrels out here look too big and fast to get caught by a cat- indeed, I've chased many myself and I've never come close to catching one.

JB42 I watched you do the same thing to JB84 and, frankly, I thought JB84 was twice the guy you are! Maybe you could hire a pretend lawyer and get a pretend injunction against him.

Curval, this is the weekend so I'm wearing a dress- the only zipper on it is on the back. Quit looking at my ass, pervert.

Sorry for my emotional meltdown last night. Losing a cat, even one I hated, isn't easy, and fuel those emotions of vulnerability over our own mortality mixed with a fifth of Belvedere Vodka and... I got sappy. And drunk. Sorry.
Title: A reminder about jb79
Post by: Hangtime on January 11, 2003, 11:32:59 AM
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Sorry for my emotional meltdown last night. Losing a cat, even one I hated, isn't easy, and fuel those emotions of vulnerability over our own mortality mixed with a fifth of Belvedere Vodka and... I got sappy. And drunk. Sorry.


Apology accepted. I was kinda wondering how yer cats demise and disposal related to what was the most off subject tread steal attempt I could come up with..
Title: A reminder about jb79
Post by: eagl on January 11, 2003, 11:41:56 AM
Hang a copyright notice on your squad logos and you're in business...  The squealing Pigs have some original artwork that has even been proposed for use on a B-2 bomber during the Kosovo campaign, and since it's copyrighted they had to ask us to use it first.

If anyone starts using our logos without permission, we just point out that it's copyrighted and ask them to stop.  So far we've had a bunch of people ask to use the artwork and we usually say yes if it's something cool, but once we had to tell some guy who was using our logo (slightly altered but still clearly our logo) to knock it off, and he complied.  

Copyright is only as strong as your efforts to enforce it, so if you really care about it, you have to actually do something.

And on top of that, imposters and posers suck.  I don't know anything about JBxx or what any particular JBxx is doing, so I can't have an opinion about that :)
Title: A reminder about jb79
Post by: Airhead on January 11, 2003, 12:00:04 PM
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Originally posted by Hangtime
Apology accepted. I was kinda wondering how yer cats demise and disposal related to what was the most off subject tread steal attempt I could come up with..


I don't know Hangtime, like I said I was pretty buzzed when I posted. Maybe it was my reaction to the "we don't like JB-whatever so we won't play with him" attitude that struck a nerve because I've had to deal with petty jealous people my whole life on account of I am such a hottie, especially on weekends when I can relax and get comfortable around the house.

Either that or I felt like this thread never should have been started and should be put in a trash can along with my poor dead cat.

Curval, does this dress make me look fat?

;)
Title: A reminder about jb79
Post by: Sandman on January 11, 2003, 12:00:15 PM
This is all I'm going to say:

(http://www.chatnoir.demon.co.uk/Gunshy.jpg) (http://www.chatnoir.demon.co.uk/G%201.jpg) (http://www.chatnoir.demon.co.uk/TR.jpg)

:D
Title: A reminder about jb79
Post by: Sandman on January 11, 2003, 12:02:48 PM
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Originally posted by Airhead
Curval, does this dress make me look fat?

;)


It's good that you offer a frame of reference. I hate it when they say, "Do I look fat in this?"

Then I have to wonder if they meant "this room."


:D
Title: A reminder about jb79
Post by: Airhead on January 11, 2003, 12:11:49 PM
LOL ok, where's the Windex???
Title: A reminder about jb79
Post by: Hangtime on January 11, 2003, 01:23:45 PM
I came, I saw, she conquered (the original Latin seems to have been garbled).
Title: A reminder about jb79
Post by: Airhead on January 11, 2003, 02:05:46 PM
JB79 and I took a long walk on the beach while I attempted to calm him down and console him. Meanwhile the JBs were enjoying themselves in the Main Arena.