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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Fatty on September 09, 2000, 01:49:00 PM
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A combination of factors, including but not limited to laziness, greed, tendencies towards gluttony, cynicism from reading message boards, and a general desire to do nothing but drink beer, watch football, and play aces high (with occasion visits to gentlemen's clubs thrown in), has brought me to the decision that I will not continue playing Aces High unless each of you mails me at least $200.
I understand that not everyone will mail me $200, so I have decided that as long as the money I recieve is enough that it totals the amount of players * 200, I will stay. So to be safe, I suggest sending me much more than $200. If I do not recieve enough money, well, then I might stay anyway, but you cannot be sure of that unless you send it to me.
So there it is guys, I've laid my soul on the line for you, make me feel wanted.
-Fatty
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Originally posted by Fatty:
A combination of factors, including but not limited to laziness, greed, tendencies towards gluttony, cynicism from reading message boards, and a general desire to do nothing but drink beer, watch football, and play aces high (with occasion visits to gentlemen's clubs thrown in), has brought me to the decision that I will not continue playing Aces High unless each of you mails me at least $200.
I understand that not everyone will mail me $200, so I have decided that as long as the money I recieve is enough that it totals the amount of players * 200, I will stay. So to be safe, I suggest sending me much more than $200. If I do not recieve enough money, well, then I might stay anyway, but you cannot be sure of that unless you send it to me.
So there it is guys, I've laid my soul on the line for you, make me feel wanted.
-Fatty
Just don't quit the game and make endless posts criticising it! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
Mav
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You might make more money encouraging people to pay you to leave. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
Wab
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If fatty goes...who will I shoot down?
Where do I send my 200$..canadian...
thats only 55 Cents american but you didnt specify
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Who wulda thunk it? Oral Roberts flies AH......
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GOD will take Oral Roberts and Fatty if Fatty doesn't raise the money? toejam, Fatty, you going to die waiting in that tower...
On January 4, 1987, Roberts launched his most notable campaign to date. Roberts told his followers that if he did not raise a total of 8 million dollars by March, God was going to take his life Comparing himelf to the apostle Paul, Roberts begged not to let Satan defeat him. "God" he says, "clearly told me he needs me here on earth. And here's why -- because of all the ministries, this ministry is the only one God has on this earth that owns a medical school." ... Some time later, Oral's son, Richard, took pen in hand to warn of his father's impending doom. Without "the additional $4,500.000." explains Richard, "God will not extend Dad's life" He then pleads, "Partner, we cannot let this man of God die. There is no reason for him to die." ... After sternnly warning, "IF YOU NEGLECT TO PAY ATTENTION ... then Satan will take advantage and hit you with bad things and you will wish that 1985 had never come, " Roberts closed his letter with a hard sell. Sending a seed-faith gift will not only enable you to "STOP SATAN IN HIS HATE TO BRING YOU DOWN," it will also "help you get your hundredfold return." ... (Roberts raised the money and did not die.)
Nice try Fatty, but not nearly as good as 'Ol Oral.
[This message has been edited by Creamo (edited 09-09-2000).]
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Tuco will send you 200 pesos!
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Nice one creamo...... I like your address too.....
The sad thing is that weak minded baffoons believe him and send him cash....
"Only in America" Just like that murderer Don King Says...
Regards,
DoctorYO
[This message has been edited by DoctorYO (edited 09-09-2000).]
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>Tuco will send you 200 pesos!
HEhe. Isn't that less than the cost of the stamp to send it? (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Wab
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how 'bout i send you 200 tacos instead?
Black Hammer
[This message has been edited by BlackHammer (edited 09-09-2000).]
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Ahh, I got it at least Funked, you son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you! And your mother, your mother...it is best not to talk of her!
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Dude ... like you're gonna leave when there's still cold beer left up on FDB Mtn. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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I just shot the beer off mnt shiner bock. so Fatty leave or just fly and die. How about you send me 200 dollars not to shoot mnt shiner again?
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Tommy (INDIAN) Toon
Indians Home page were links to help pages can be found.
Indian's Homepage (http://www.geocities.com/~tltoon)
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LOL (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Checks in the mail bud!
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Mino
The Wrecking Crew
"My Motto: Just have fun!!!! "
Swager
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Shit Minotaur! Ya beat me to it!!!
We need your address Fatty!!!
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How about an IOU?
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200 dollhairs otw! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Feel free to send some to Indian too, even if he is an extortionist.
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As far as an address, just buy me beers at con. Don't worry, I'll drink the tab full.
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ill settle for a pizza. Saw thought you couldnt fly anymore.
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Tommy (INDIAN) Toon
Indians Home page were links to help pages can be found.
Indian's Homepage (http://www.geocities.com/~tltoon)