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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Dowding on January 11, 2003, 07:11:01 PM
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Just read about this in my local newspaper. There's been a big rise in drug related deaths recently, and it seems to be linked to a drug called 'cake'.
Cake's a Bi-sterbile Cradabolic Anphetamoid - which is a made up psycho-active chemical. It comes from Prague, with its own culture of Boon raves - so named after the part of the brain that deals with time perception (called the Shatner's Bassoon).
A couple of organisations over here are pushing an awareness campaign - 'Free the United Kingdom from Drugs' in conjunction with 'British Opposition to Medically Bi-sterbile Drugs' (F.U.K.D and B.O.M.B.D). The leading anti-drug activist Bernard Manning has been giving interviews about this drug, and I caught him on the cutting edge youth programme, Hartbeat:
"One little kiddie on cake cried all the water out of his body. Just imagine how his mother felt. It's a f***ing disgrace. "
Now, I've met him personally and he's the most mild-manned and above all clean-talking guy you'll ever meet - that's how much this Cake business has got to him.
They've even got celebrities on board, like Rolf Harris:
"This colour [bright yellow], that they thought would be a good selling point, is put in using an industrial dye which in itself is a pollutant and is causing in Czechslovakia something called 'Czech neck'. It causes enormous water retention so that the body swells up ... until the person that is on the trip dies from not being able to breathe at all."
So, I'm just warning all my American friends to look out for this drug. It's only a matter of time before it finds its way across the atlantic...
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More Data.. what kind of 'high' does it produce.. how hard is it to produce.. what does one 'do' or behave like when under the influence? Is it a depressant? a stimulant? any medical data available yet?
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I bought a pound of it once, not bad.
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I heard that it is already over here. As a matter of fact, some of the kids at my school were openly talking about it to me. Seems there is a pusher here in the states that has started a large drug business nation wide peddling this carp. Seems this big time drug lord is a reformed crackpotato that goes by the name "Little Debbie."
As a side note, I read that the places in which young people do this drug are often run down houses in some unsavory neighborhoods. Seems they are like crack houses, except they call them "easy bake ovens."
Man, what is the world coming to when this stuff is going on? I cry at the thought of the bleak future we are leaving for our kids.
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hehehehe
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ssssppaaaaaace caaaaaaaake mmmm mmmm yummy yummi yumme theres luv in my tummy.
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Good stuff. I hope it's use becomes widespread and kills off as many of them as possible....
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Saurons 21st century final solution is ramping up, all the evil doers will soon be dead.
Originally posted by GRUNHERZ
Good stuff. I hope it's use becomes widespread and kills off as many of them as possible....
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LOL :D
Wiezelle has just blamed Bush for this drug epidemic... OMG thats just treasure...
You are one hell of a pyschoic wiezelle, plese please get help....
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The DEA just busted a lab here in Miami... they got over 500 lbs baking soda and flour... I'm sure its not even enough to put a dent in it :eek:
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hehehheh hehhe ahahh ho ha whooooo.. *uurp*
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just remember, cake are square, pie are round
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ummmm.... F.U.K.D. and B.O.M.B.D.? Well done, Dowding..well done indeed :D
The pond is stocked, so keep em.
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If you get the premium quality stuff (usually with fancy labels like "Angel") it's much safer but more expensive, so as usual, the poor in the country get screwed while the rich have their cake and eat it too. F**king republikans wouldn't know class warfare if it bit them in their gucci wrapped asses.
Up the people, "let them eat cake!", religion, bread, and circuses are no longer the opiates of the masses. Re-distribute wealth NOW and let everyone feed on the "Angel" Cake.
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Sadly enough.. he isn't joking. I've been an addict since I can remember. Its horrible.
A movie tried to touch on the subject once... "Office Space" during one of the office parties.
AKDejaVu
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I heard it's not the cake itself that is harmful, it's the little icing flowers and decorations that'll kill ya.
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I'm glad you're aware of it and your drug agencies are taking action. With your help, we'll soon have cocaine as the number one drug of choice again, where it belongs!
Actually I can't take credit for this one. Most of it comes from a TV programme called 'Brass Eye' made about 5 years ago. The writer, Chris Morris, is a modern day Peter Cook. Basically in each of 6 episodes he 'discusses' a serious issue affecting modern society (sex, drugs, science etc), and uses a made up story to dupe celebrities into supporting a plainly ridiculous campaign.
In the Animals episode it was an Indian elephant with it's head stuck up its arse at some zoo. Made up of course and quite impossible, but you should have seen the celebrities stumbling to jump of the band wagon.
BTW, with the Cake issue, he managed to persuade an MP to ask questions in parliament. Despite cake being a 'made up' drug (a celebrity actually read that bit out loud, it being 'made-up' :D).
The celebrities are very British orientated, but he could do the same in the US. Imagine Oprah Winfrey with a F.U.K.D. and B.O.M.D. T-shirt on, I think that would be equivalent. Or Grunherz for that matter, because he's the only one that seemed to fall for it. ;)
If you get chance to check it out, I'd recommend it. :D
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(http://www.cakemusic.com/Images/covers/prolonging180.jpg)
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Hehe was good one.. :D Pulling the hook out now.