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Title: Canadas Broken..Any buyers?
Post by: Ping on January 13, 2003, 06:33:43 AM: Ive decided that the country is beyond repair.
First $50 USD takes it.
Think of the possibilities, Worlds largest Golf course, Toxic waste dump(already started), Military testing grounds.
The possibilities are endless, and for$25 USD more we will throw in the current politicians to aid in the management of your shining new aquisition.
Send Cash or Money order to ME

Oh Ya , nearly forgot. Yall get to keep Thrawn as your new Toy.
Title: Canadas Broken..Any buyers?
Post by: Cabby44 on January 13, 2003, 07:16:49 AM: How about we buy your country, send those Leftist politicians to Guantanamo for, um, some "education", and then let you have it back free-of-charge???

It would be worth the money...........

Cabby
Title: Canadas Broken..Any buyers?
Post by: hawk220 on January 13, 2003, 09:17:20 AM: Throw in the Molson factories and its a deal!!!
Title: Canadas Broken..Any buyers?
Post by: Ping on January 13, 2003, 09:19:53 AM: SOLD to Cabby
Am awaiting your financial contribution :p
Title: Canadas Broken..Any buyers?
Post by: gofaster on January 13, 2003, 09:29:35 AM: Sorry, not interested, unless you throw in Natasha Henstridge, too.
Title: Canadas Broken..Any buyers?
Post by: Toad on January 13, 2003, 09:44:02 AM: I'll give ya $100,000 just for title to Saskatchewan, Alberta and B.C.!
Title: Canadas Broken..Any buyers?
Post by: Ping on January 13, 2003, 09:50:45 AM: You would take the only things of value wouldn't you Toad.:mad:
Title: Canadas Broken..Any buyers?
Post by: ra on January 13, 2003, 09:53:13 AM: Eastern Canada and North Eastern US should get together and form a new country. Call it New Europe.

ra
Title: Canadas Broken..Any buyers?
Post by: Toad on January 13, 2003, 09:53:22 AM: I'm a discerning buyer, what can I say.

OK, $250,000 and I'll just take title to the public lands. Private property can remain with the present owners.

Deal?
Title: Canadas Broken..Any buyers?
Post by: Ping on January 13, 2003, 09:54:54 AM: KEWL...Cabby just lost out :)
Title: Canadas Broken..Any buyers?
Post by: SunKing on January 13, 2003, 10:06:38 AM: I heard the Flames will be moving to Dixon CA soon.
Title: Canadas Broken..Any buyers?
Post by: sling322 on January 13, 2003, 10:10:48 AM: I was gonna bid.

Then I saw that I had to take Thrawn also. That was a deal-breaker.

:D
Title: Canadas Broken..Any buyers?
Post by: bowser on January 13, 2003, 07:16:41 PM: Sorry, if you buy Canada you have to take Quebec too.

bowser
Title: Canadas Broken..Any buyers?
Post by: Pongo on January 14, 2003, 12:49:47 AM: Next thing Toad will be thinking he can buy alaska for 1 million dollars or something.
Title: Canadas Broken..Any buyers?
Post by: Johnny Bud on January 14, 2003, 04:51:09 AM: I think about 3 years ago an idea was floated by some think tank along these lines.

Give each Canadian $1million US for annexation rights.

A real bargain for all involved except the response was overwhelmingly against...on both sides of the 49th.
Title: Canadas Broken..Any buyers?
Post by: Ping on January 14, 2003, 04:55:39 AM: J B: thats because the deal included Celine Dion moving into the White House and continuing her music career.
Title: Canadas Broken..Any buyers?
Post by: Thrawn on January 14, 2003, 08:18:37 AM: Quote
Originally posted by sling322
I was gonna bid.

Then I saw that I had to take Thrawn also. That was a deal-breaker.

:D

:(
Title: Canadas Broken..Any buyers?
Post by: Toad on January 14, 2003, 08:29:50 AM: Well, OK.. I'll take Quebec too but I'm immediately granting them total independence. Too much trouble there. Nobody wants Quebec because of the Quebecois anyway. So I'm not increasing my bid.
Title: Canadas Broken..Any buyers?
Post by: vorticon on January 14, 2003, 10:08:05 AM: ill pay 100,000 canadian for northern ontario
Title: Canadas Broken..Any buyers?
Post by: SLO on January 14, 2003, 10:12:18 AM: Freaks...we don't need ya'z or want ya'z anyways.

our heads are not blotted enough with hot air and our ego's are not large enough to be AMERICANS
:eek:

and oh ya we speak french...remember french chicks are no good
Title: Canadas Broken..Any buyers?
Post by: vorticon on January 14, 2003, 10:15:26 AM: hmm ill buy montreal for 20 bucks canadian and free it...and i thought some AH players were major whiners...

ill buy toronto for 5 million US...
Title: Canadas Broken..Any buyers?
Post by: SunKing on January 14, 2003, 10:18:48 AM: I've got a good friend up in Canada. He says the Chinese are buying everything in sight, tearing things down and pretty much rebuilding "Little China" up there ... true?
Title: Canadas Broken..Any buyers?
Post by: vorticon on January 14, 2003, 10:20:11 AM: yeah those vancouver people are always whining about china...

ill take vancouver for 70 dollars and sell it to china for 400