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Title: Cannons?
Post by: TeeDog on January 13, 2003, 06:27:36 PM: Does is carry 20mm???
Title: Cannons?
Post by: F4UDOA on January 13, 2003, 06:30:01 PM: Dude,

You win.

This is the worst post ever in the history of the BBS.

How did you do it? Did you practice, study or what?

Are you trying for rookie of the year???

Honestly I'm curious now. Does what have 20mill cannons?
Title: Cannons?
Post by: TeeDog on January 13, 2003, 06:31:29 PM: LOL...you're right...I thought I sent a repost!!! Not a New one
Title: Cannons?
Post by: john9001 on January 13, 2003, 06:32:01 PM: yes
Title: Cannons?
Post by: Saurdaukar on January 13, 2003, 06:35:42 PM: Quote
Originally posted by F4UDOA
Dude,

You win.

This is the worst post ever in the history of the BBS.

How did you do it? Did you practice, study or what?

Are you trying for rookie of the year???

Honestly I'm curious now. Does what have 20mill cannons?

You took time out of your day to write this?
Title: Cannons?
Post by: Suave on January 13, 2003, 06:43:16 PM: I agree with F4UDOA on this, even more so since he still hasn't fixed it .
Title: Cannons?
Post by: hitech on January 13, 2003, 07:02:57 PM: TeeDog, there are lots of different types of cannons.

Cannon as apposed to maching guns have different type of rounds.

A connon shell explodes on impact, a MG dosn't, it basicly a solid projectile.

So what these guys are refering to is which plane are you asking about some carrie a 20 mm cannon.
Title: Re: Cannons?
Post by: SOB on January 13, 2003, 07:03:15 PM: Quote
Originally posted by TeeDog
Does is carry 20mm???

Indeed it does, ten of them in fact (Hispanos). In the nose, so as to do away with convergence issues. Fortunately it's not going to be perked either...Yay!

SOB
Title: Cannons?
Post by: Puke on January 13, 2003, 07:05:19 PM: F4UDOA, what crawled up your butt and died? Tee is a good guy and fellow squadie and I'll always watch his back. If you were halfway observant, you'd note TeeDog just signed up with BBS today and has only a minimal of posts so far. So he may not be the world's best at using the BBS just yet, and only has 10 posts total as of this writing, but that does not warrant the attitude in your reply. I'm glad we have helpful people like you around here.

:rolleyes:
Title: Cannons?
Post by: TeeDog on January 13, 2003, 07:10:12 PM: This post was suppost to be a "post replay" on this http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=74828

Just hit the wrong button.

LOL
Title: Cannons?
Post by: hitech on January 13, 2003, 07:13:11 PM: Whew, we were going to have lots of balled people here from all the head scratching.

HiTech
Title: Cannons?
Post by: hitech on January 13, 2003, 07:15:25 PM: Quote
F4UDOA, what crawled up your butt and died? Tee is a good guy and fellow squadie and I'll always watch his back. If you were halfway observant, you'd note TeeDog just signed up with BBS today and has only a minimal of posts so far. So he may not be the world's best at using the BBS just yet, and only has 10 posts total as of this writing, but that does not warrant the attitude in your reply. I'm glad we have helpful people like you around here.

F4UDOA:

Now say sorry TeeDog, and no flame will commence.

HiTech
Title: Cannons?
Post by: Hangtime on January 13, 2003, 07:22:10 PM: I think my cats in heat. If I let it out, will it come back balled?
Title: Cannons?
Post by: Meatwad on January 13, 2003, 07:22:49 PM: Quote
Originally posted by hitech
Whew, we were going to have lots of balled people here from all the head scratching.

HiTech

LOL @ HiTech.

I am on my way to the halfway point, getting grey hair LOL!
Title: Cannons?
Post by: Hangtime on January 13, 2003, 07:23:07 PM: (sorry... just couldn't pass up a straight line like that)
Title: Cannons?
Post by: Puke on January 13, 2003, 07:23:41 PM: heh heh... "bald" and "balled" mean two different things... at least where I come from.

:D
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Post by: DrDea/Kvorkian on January 13, 2003, 07:26:04 PM: my GAWD HT...Im putting in an order for a 20 mm spellchecker.I dont mean to FLAME but you look at the cannon spelling.

QUOTE Cannon as apposed to maching guns have different type of rounds.

A connon shell explodes on impact, a MG dosn't, it basicly a solid projectile. UNQUOTE

Man Im gonna get Soooooooo banned:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Title: Cannons?
Post by: TeeDog on January 13, 2003, 07:29:23 PM: WOW!!! make a mistake in this fourm...and EVERYONE jumps on you.
LOL
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Post by: Hangtime on January 13, 2003, 07:32:09 PM: Nope.. NO spellchecker. We deny us the entertainment?

I just happen to enjoy the paintings people paint with their words, and HT's qualify as legendary art.
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Post by: hitech on January 13, 2003, 07:38:35 PM: Think I could get away with "I planned it that way"?

HiTech
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Post by: DrDea/Kvorkian on January 13, 2003, 07:41:56 PM: Well...Ya got it right 50% of the time.Im willing to let it go this time.......wait a min..theres a knock on the door......................... ..................Yes? Sure I know who HT is why? thud....scraping sounds...dragging noises................
Ht your spelling is just fine with me.Just make the 200 monkeys leave will ya?:eek:
Title: Cannons?
Post by: CptTrips on January 13, 2003, 07:44:41 PM: Quote
Whew, we were going to have lots of balled people here from all the head scratching.

Heck, I'm still trying to decipher what a "Maching" gun is. Sounds Chinese.

:cool:
Wab
Title: Cannons?
Post by: Hangtime on January 13, 2003, 07:46:54 PM: Quote
Think I could get away with "I planned it that way"?

Yup. RHIP.

;)
Title: Cannons?
Post by: hitech on January 13, 2003, 07:46:56 PM: DrDea : ROFLMAO.

Puts on the secret mind control device and thinks. Monkeys mission accomplished , return to office and starting randomly pushing my keys until the words look close to correct.

HiTech
Title: Cannons?
Post by: hazed- on January 13, 2003, 07:56:08 PM: Quote
Originally posted by hitech
Think I could get away with "I planned it that way"?

HiTech

maybe if you said an evil co worker made you do it? :p
Title: Cannons?
Post by: Hangtime on January 13, 2003, 07:59:07 PM: Monkeys to HT, Monkeys to HT... say again? over...

senior monkey: "fellas, I ain't sure, but I coulda swore i just heard the boss tell us to head back to the office with a coupla random keys of weed..."
Title: i just HAVE to say......
Post by: flyingaround on January 13, 2003, 08:40:41 PM: Quote
Originally posted by hitech
DrDea : ROFLMAO.

Puts on the secret mind control device and thinks. Monkeys mission accomplished , return to office and starting randomly pushing my keys until the words look close to correct.

HiTech

Just want to tell you HT how nice it is to see ya' join in on the witty banter that is tossed about this board. I have lurked (and occasionally posted) here for several years, finding it during my last year of AW play, and it is great to see you taking an active part 'round here.

+LUTE III/JG26th Widow Maker

"what's all this talk 'bout monkeys? what happened to sheep? not enough stories with sheep in them on these boards"
Title: Cannons?
Post by: Russian on January 13, 2003, 08:47:20 PM: Quote
Originally posted by hitech
TeeDog, there are lots of different types of cannons.

Cannon as apposed to maching guns have different type of rounds.

A connon shell explodes on impact, a MG dosn't, it basicly a solid projectile.

So what these guys are refering to is which plane are you asking about some carrie a 20 mm cannon.

I disagree, It depends on ammo type not cannon size.
Title: Cannons?
Post by: BNM on January 13, 2003, 09:57:44 PM: I was hoping for the, "I think a 4 year old hacked my account!" excuse. :p
Title: Cannons?
Post by: Hangtime on January 13, 2003, 11:11:10 PM: Quote
"what's all this talk 'bout monkeys? what happened to sheep? not enough stories with sheep in them on these boards"

The monkeys are the sheeps hitmen. kinda a preatorian guard. you don't wanna piss off the sheep. or the monkees. or HT who pays the monkeys and adores the sheep.

really.
Title: Cannons?
Post by: J_A_B on January 14, 2003, 12:08:13 AM: That and monkeys are notoriously difficult to dispose of when they die.

J_A_B
Title: Cannons?
Post by: Kanth on January 14, 2003, 01:00:59 AM: If only it were this easy :D

Quote
Originally posted by hitech
Whew, we were going to have lots of balled people here from all the head scratching.

HiTech
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Post by: SOB on January 14, 2003, 01:01:18 AM: No worries, right, yer just chop them up into six pieces and feed them ter the bloody pigs.
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Post by: straffo on January 14, 2003, 02:05:34 AM: I work for banana ... can I have a job at HTC ?
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Post by: fffreeze220 on January 14, 2003, 02:12:02 AM: But u guys still remember with what this all started ? lol
This is better then any comedy.

Btw HT i appreciate that u showing up more often on the BBS.
Title: Cannons?
Post by: john9001 on January 14, 2003, 03:35:52 AM: we don need no steekn spelchker
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Post by: Shiva on January 14, 2003, 08:25:42 AM: Quote
Originally posted by J_A_B
That and monkeys are notoriously difficult to dispose of when they die.

That's why you should always mount a scratch monkey (http://info.astrian.net/jargon/terms/s/scratch_monkey.html).
Title: Cannons?
Post by: F4UDOA on January 14, 2003, 08:56:46 AM: I take it all back. In fact this might be the best post ever.

In fact I am now convinced of several things.

1. A silly post will always get more attention that one that is well thought out.

2. No matter what the point people will take both sides.

3. Hangtime continues to be the funniest person on the BBS.

4. Hitech does acid at work. In fact I am sure of this based on "maching" gun and "connon". In his mind the keys are running around the desk like little people he has banned from the BBS. So he stomps them with his sausage fingers to spell words. I am emailing Pyro right now to go get the black light and velvet Elvis out of his office and put him back to work designing womens underware.

5. TeeDog has in fact won "The Rookie of the Year Award" for his post.

CongradulationsTeeDog!!!:D :D :D
Title: Cannons?
Post by: TeeDog on January 14, 2003, 11:40:21 AM: Thank you!!!!!!!! I'm very proud of winning "The Rookie of the Year Award" for my post. I'm surprise I won it so early in the year.

First I want to thank the little people. F4UDOA, Suave, and SOB you guys all made it for me.

I have a place to put this trophy... I'll put right behind my NCAA World Series Bat. LOL

Thank You

TeeDog
Title: Cannons?
Post by: DEMAN on January 14, 2003, 02:10:26 PM: FINALLY!!
A thread that has "no whining," "goes nowhere," "means nothing", and has me laughing my bag off through the whole thing.
WTG ALL!!!
(good trick Hitech..it worked) ;)
DEMAN
Title: Cannons?
Post by: Suave on January 14, 2003, 02:32:14 PM: Hehe this was a very enjoyable thread, quite funny .