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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Ripsnort on January 17, 2003, 11:42:43 AM
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LIBERAL OR CONSERVATIVE?
An Analogy...hehehe Question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand is a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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Liberal Answer Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think?
What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion.
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Conservative Answer BANG!
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BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... (sounds of clip being ejected and fresh clip installed)
Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?"
Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!"
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LOL - guess Im a conservative. Big surprise there. :cool:
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Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!"
LMAO
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I don't mind, so long as it's not Labour.
By the way, Ripsnort - this theme has already been done in recent weeks - in one of your own threads I believe. :D The anti-gun one.
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:D
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Originally posted by beet1e
I don't mind, so long as it's not Labour.
Bloody hell Beet1e. We agree!
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Originally posted by GScholz
LOL! Rip, but c'mon, a Glock ... that's a ladies gun! :)
LOL - I didnt even think about that!!
A REAL Conservative would be carrying a locked and cocked 1911A1. :D
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Would have a fine German handgun like the Sig 220 to go with his Beemer.
lol
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
The Curval Version:
I open fire. I miss. I wish I had a rifle with me. I die.
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Of course you shoot the bastard...kind of a no-brainer isn't it.
But I guess that makes me a liberal since I have a brain....right? :p
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
LIBERAL OR CONSERVATIVE?
An Analogy...hehehe Question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand is a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
_____________________________ _____________________________ ________
Liberal Answer Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think?
What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion.
_____________________________ _____________________________ __
Conservative Answer BANG!
_____________________________ _____________________________ __
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... (sounds of clip being ejected and fresh clip installed)
Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?"
Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!"
BullSh--. I vote democrat because it's the lesser of 2 evils. If I am there he's a dead man. (Expert Army qualification pistol, and rifle since 1979) Republicans are Ruining this country and shifting the blame. That's what they are good at. But the Goose steppers, and Bible beaters keep voting for the Corporate Moguls thinking that they are advancing their Ideals. NOPE! They are getting played for the ignorant air wasting fools that they are.
Here is a more likely scenario. Nut case knife wielding fool approaches a couple walking down the street.
Conservative: gets killed after being forced to watch his wife getting raped because he shot himself in the foot. Because he NEVER served his country in the military, or bothered to learn how to fire a weapon he was struck dead by his own STUPITY. News at 11. Local republicans blame Dems because republicans are releasing Death Row inmates out into the population.
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Well, TWOLF, if you liked that one, you'll LOVE this one! :D
The Difference Between Republicans and Democrats
made simple:
A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the
street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.
The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then
reached into the Republican's pocket and got out
twenty dollars. He kept $15 for administrative fees and gave the homeless person five.
Now you understand the difference between Republicans and Democrats.
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SHACK!
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lmao
:D
Originally posted by Ripsnort
He then
reached into the Republican's pocket and got out
twenty dollars. He kept $15 for administrative fees and gave the homeless person five.
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Well, TWOLF, if you liked that one, you'll LOVE this one! :D
The Difference Between Republicans and Democrats
made simple:
A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the
street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.
The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then
reached into the Republican's pocket and got out
twenty dollars. He kept $15 for administrative fees and gave the homeless person five.
Now you understand the difference between Republicans and Democrats.
Obviously the Democrat has a much better understanding of the free market and capitalism. I hope that homeless guy learned by example.
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Nah Sig is swiss, but they have wacky export laws so they Joined with Sauer to make the 220 in Germany so it can be sold. I think
Hence the name Sig-sauer.
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twolf.... I never was in the service and I shoot pretty well.... maybe even better than you.
If you vote democrat you won't have to worry about the answer cause the question will be.... "what do you do when an armed criminal asks your unarmed bellybutton to hand over everything you got?" guess you can tell him that guns are illegal since the dems changed the 2nd amendment in ought 8. He will be so filled with civic pride and law abiding spirt that he will just walk away.... or maybe he was just unaware of the gun ban of '08 and will simply ask you where is the nearest facility to turn in his firearm?
lazs
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"Obviously the Democrat has a much better understanding of the free market and capitalism. I hope that homeless guy learned by example."
Wow! So now we know what "free market" and "capitalism" mean to a liberal. Scary! :D
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Originally posted by GRUNHERZ
"Obviously the Democrat has a much better understanding of the free market and capitalism. I hope that homeless guy learned by example."
Wow! So now we know what "free market" and "capitalism" mean to a liberal. Scary! :D
Hehe, I was thinking "UNCLE JOE!" when I read that, too! Except Uncle Joe would have sent the bum to Siberia. ;)
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If we think abot that some more Rip it's obvious why none of them admit to being communists and always say communism was evil - they must think thats the system where people get to keep their money.
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Hehe!
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C'mon!
The guy, in the best big-business-republican tradition, found a way to exploit money and take it for his own profit. The GOP would be proud of that profit margin too.
:p
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And the lesson contunies:
Offering gainful emplyment opportunity = expolitation...
Keep going MT, I'm learning so much... :D
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I have a REAL German handgun. H&K USP .45. The Sig isn't.
Karaya2
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Yep you have the Cadilac escalade of handguns!
:):D
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Originally posted by TWOLF
Conservative: gets killed after being forced to watch his wife getting raped because he shot himself in the foot. Because he NEVER served his country in the military, or bothered to learn how to fire a weapon he was struck dead by his own STUPITY. News at 11. Local republicans blame Dems because republicans are releasing Death Row inmates out into the population.
LOL - I don't what's funnier Rip, your scenario or the trolling after.
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HK..dam fine arms....dam. fine..just shot the Tactcal hk45.....
Fuking Merceds Benz....
I shot my Ruger 9mil..ya its of..but the HK 45 shoots nicer then mine..and is a whole hell of alot bigger...
I wont get into politcal stuff...
But diddly you liberal wacko Democrats..I hope you get raped by some1 with a nife.......OOOO Ban KNives..they are so dangerous!!!
Edit____Ok..not raped..just pilaged...maybe beatn a bit too..and defntly flatn your GEO- or Yugo's tires....hehehe...
:)
Love BiGB
xoxo
many guns and adding more.....
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I say, my good man, how dashed crude! A true gentleman would pull his sword-cane and run the blighter through, thus avoiding both the mess and the noise.
:D
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lol qts "blighter "
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"Republicans are Ruining this country and shifting the blame. That's what they are good at."
twolf
twolf you are an eloquent man. spot on in my oppinion.
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Yaknow, when the 'pubs decide that I can keep my Claymores for home defense I'll start voting blindly on the party line...until then neither a wacko Dem perp nor a wacko Rep perp should step into my domain.
How's that for a flamin' liberal's position?
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FWIW, I encountered far more conservatives in the military than liberals.
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my whole time in I only new 1 liberal, and he was just confused. His beliefs were actually very conservative. :)
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
LIBERAL OR CONSERVATIVE?
An Analogy...hehehe Question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand is a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
_____________________________ _____________________________ ________
Liberal Answer Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think?
What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion.
_____________________________ _____________________________ __
Conservative Answer BANG!
_____________________________ _____________________________ __
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... (sounds of clip being ejected and fresh clip installed)
Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?"
Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!"
A good liberal would first ask himself what he might have done to cause that that poor man with a knife to attack. He would then try to get a good "hug of the thug" in before he let his family die.
If he survived, he would hope the murderer got a light sentence and early parole.
or is that just what liberals expect OTHERS to do?
:)
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Hmmm, don't know how you'd label me, but I'd drop the perpetrator with about 2-3 well placed shots from my SigSauer P220-45.
As for your using a 9mm Glock----- YOU SISSY! :D
No wonder it took you 9 shots to bring him down. ;)
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Originally posted by TWOLF
BullSh--. I vote democrat because it's the lesser of 2 evils. If I am there he's a dead man. (Expert Army qualification pistol, and rifle since 1979) Republicans are Ruining this country and shifting the blame. That's what they are good at. But the Goose steppers, and Bible beaters keep voting for the Corporate Moguls thinking that they are advancing their Ideals. NOPE! They are getting played for the ignorant air wasting fools that they are.
Here is a more likely scenario. Nut case knife wielding fool approaches a couple walking down the street.
Conservative: gets killed after being forced to watch his wife getting raped because he shot himself in the foot. Because he NEVER served his country in the military, or bothered to learn how to fire a weapon he was struck dead by his own STUPITY. News at 11. Local republicans blame Dems because republicans are releasing Death Row inmates out into the population.
ROFL!!!! hehe ;)
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Originally posted by Masherbrum
I have a REAL German handgun. H&K USP .45. The Sig isn't.
Karaya2
Hehe, and I have a REAL Swiss handgun. SigSauer P220-45. The H&K isn't. ;)
Actually all kidding aside, I haven't fired an H&K handgun yet. Heard they were really good guns. Someday I'll try one.
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Depends on the wife and kids. If the squeak is butt ugly and the brats spoiled whiney lil toejams, then well; it's decision time.
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mrlars... I don't believe people should have area weapons or weapons that would endager others during a fire or such...Reloaders are limited as to how much powder we can store even though it is really more of a burnoing hazard than an explosive one.
Voting 'blindly" for "pubs" is a very good idea if the race is between a dem and a "pub" only or... there is a chance the dejm could win and.... you care about retaining your gun rights. The NRA questions politicians and publishes the results. About 90% of dems "blindly" want more, and onerous, gun control. If you "blindly" vote for pubs you will indeed be doing something to retain your second amendment rights... I can't think of any other issue that is more clear... I certainly don't understand either parties idea on how the economy should go.
I also feel that most of the time a vote for dems is a vote for expanding the government... NEVER a good thing. Sao yes.... You can actually vote "blindly" and have help your agenda. If you belong to a union and love unions you can bet that your are better off with a toejamload of dems running around tho.
oh... I have a Walther PPK in stainless... A REAL german gun ... no, wait... it's made here.. nevermind.
lazs
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Veterans do not have a monopoly on the ability to handle a weapon at close quarters. I've known one or two whose prowess with a handgun was right up there with Barney Fife. One became a deputy sheriff. He shot and wounded an unarmed man that he and another deputy had pulled over for driving erratically after leaving a local club. I knew "Barney" fairly well. My low opinion of his judgment and firearms knowledge was reinforced by this incident. Fortunately, the man who was shot did not die.
After an investigation, the incident was ruled an accident. Why he felt the need to pull his weapon on an unarmed and unaggressive civilian was never explained.
Regards, Shuckins
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Such BS. You can be a democrat in favour of guns.
And a rep opposing it.
This stereotyping. Is this how you guys libe your libes? Do you artificially create us vs them situations all the time to be more secure, to have more absolutism in your lives?
Use your brains. They are there for a reason.
The world ain't black and white. It's shades of gray.
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This stereotyping. Is this how you guys libe your libes? Do you artificially create us vs them situations all the time to be more secure, to have more absolutism in your lives?
Ah.. Santa, just being intelligent is not enough here. We must also wear labels. Lacking these labels clearly displayed, it's not uncommon to see 'what if' questions posed whereby the participants are labled via how they respond.
This gives everybody a chance to display their labels without too much chance of having them clash with other desiginer opinions.
Better than the german 'juden' armbands of yesteryear.... but only just.
Aside from yours and mine, I wonder how many other 'honest' opinions are displayed in this thread. ;)
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Mm Hangtime, I hereby start the Non Wearing Bum Club.
Members refuse to use labels or to have one attached.
But are of course labelled 'Non Wearing Bums' by their surroundings :).
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Labels ?
Hamerucann have floating icon over their head like in AH ?
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Good to see some things never change ;)