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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: muckmaw on January 17, 2003, 01:32:55 PM

Title: An Ode to Aces High. (Or a great way to get banned)
Post by: muckmaw on January 17, 2003, 01:32:55 PM

What do you do when your at work, 6 hours to kill, and you've got a song stuck in your head? That's right! Here for your listening pleasure is a complete waste of time!

Sung to the melody of Billy Joel's "We did'nt Start the Fire"

We Didn't Make the Game!

Start Yer Training, Pick a Plane, Wheels up, Down in Flames,
In the Tower, hide n’ cower, Vulchers Overhead,

Grab a Trainer, Don’t Complain, Yeager says “its just a game”
Lift Off, Lawn Dart, Once Again Your dead”

Hi-Tech, Yankee, Natedog, Skuz-zee,
Pyro, Superfly, Wanna Favor? Get ‘em High
   
Sound Effects, From Mitsu, Lazs has got his FM2,
Killer Sheep, lack of Sleep, Social Life-Good Bye!.

CHORUS

We didn't make the Game.
It was Dale’s prediction,
And it’s our addiction.
We didn't make the game
Well we’ve tried to fight it,  
But we need to fly it.

Lonewolfing, Pick a Squad, Freebirds, Its not that hard
USMC,  What can you be, Marine Air Wing,

Lucky Strikes, Dickweeds, Blue Knights, FDBees,
Mustangs, Viper Fangs, Hornets have a sting,

Panzer is a Tin Can, Ripsnorts Gotta Plan,
40’s Sneakin under Dar, Dry Tanks don’t fly too far

Rooks are on the ropes again, Knights Bases Down to ten,  Squish the Bish, Ronni’s a dish, Got a shot? I can wish!.

CHORUS

We didn't make the Game
It was Dale’s prediction,
And it’s our addiction.
We didn't make the game
Well we’ve tried to fight it,
But we need to fly it.

Luftwobble, Buff-Dweeb, Score-potato, Spittie,
Runstang, LA-Geek, Rudes Gotta Whine a Week,

Fighter Perks, Uber Rides, Check Six,  as Planes Collide
Empty Bottles for a week, Just so I can take a leak

Furball, Find Some Fun, Bomb stuff,  Kill someone,
Turn and Burn, Boom and Zoom, Get the Kids out the room

F4-U, One Nine-Tee, Messerchmidt, and One-Six-Three,
Grab your stick, Cherry pick, Someone Kill the inbound Goon

CHORUS

We didn't make the Game
It was Dale’s prediction,
And it’s our addiction.
We didn't make the game
Well we’ve tried to fight it,  But we Need to fly it
   
   
Nasty Warps, Flat Spin, Niki on my tail again,
snapshot, What a crock, Head On, Fighter Jocks,
Breakin’, Grabbin’, Out of E, Now I really Gotta Pee
Outta Bottles, Use a can, Cut myself, Ambu-lance!,
Pork the Bases, Goons to hide, Jaeger Bomber Suicide,
Nazi Jets, Warbird Vets, Shane, Hacks, Place Ur Bets,
Landing Crafts on the Shore, VOX under Martial Law,
Be Nice on the Message Board, I can't take it any more!

CHORUS
We didn't make the Game
It was Dale’s prediction,
And it’s our addiction.
We didn't make the game
Well we’ve tried to fight it,
But we love to fly and die and fly……. (fade out)

**DISCLAIMER: SHANE DOES NOT HACK, BUT I WAS RUNNING OUT OF WORDS AND IT'S ALL I COULD COME UP WITH!!!

J/K Shane

Title: An Ode to Aces High. (Or a great way to get banned)
Post by: Midnight on January 17, 2003, 01:48:14 PM

LOL.. you getting paid to work while you wrote that?

Excellent lyrics.. look out Wierd Al

Very well crafted. I give it a definite 9 out of 10, 3.5 stars and all that :)

Title: An Ode to Aces High. (Or a great way to get banned)
Post by: Airscrew on January 17, 2003, 02:16:05 PM

Excellent, wtg....now just mail that to Billy Joel and have him record it...:D

Title: An Ode to Aces High. (Or a great way to get banned)
Post by: Tarmac on January 17, 2003, 02:18:44 PM

Hope that can cut doesn't get infected... that could get real ugly.

Title: An Ode to Aces High. (Or a great way to get banned)
Post by: Gman on January 17, 2003, 02:41:06 PM

"vox sounds like a bunch of hicks, MAW flies a buch of Niks"

Hah, nice work, had me laughing at work and made my day.

Title: An Ode to Aces High. (Or a great way to get banned)
Post by: Wilfrid on January 17, 2003, 03:04:19 PM

Very good :D

Title: An Ode to Aces High. (Or a great way to get banned)
Post by: Shane on January 17, 2003, 04:06:27 PM

nice.  :D

Shane Smacks (without the comma) would work and be more accurate.  :D

now stick it here:

http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=74527

Title: An Ode to Aces High. (Or a great way to get banned)
Post by: Saurdaukar on January 17, 2003, 06:45:18 PM

ROFL - good stuff, but dont quit your day job - I dont think theres much of a market for songs about online flight simulations.  :D

Title: An Ode to Aces High. (Or a great way to get banned)
Post by: loser on January 17, 2003, 07:38:51 PM

deadly song.  Oh, and thanks for the dickweed plug.

:)

Title: An Ode to Aces High. (Or a great way to get banned)
Post by: Octavius on January 17, 2003, 08:21:52 PM

genius!!!

Quote

Luftwobble, Buff-Dweeb, Score-potato, Spittie,
Runstang, LA-Geek, Rudes Gotta Whine a Week,

Fighter Perks, Uber Rides, Check Six, as Planes Collide
Empty Bottles for a week, Just so I can take a leak

Furball, Find Some Fun, Bomb stuff, Kill someone,
Turn and Burn, Boom and Zoom, Get the Kids out the room

F4-U, One Nine-Tee, Messerchmidt, and One-Six-Three,
Grab your stick, Cherry pick, Someone Kill the inbound Goon

[/b]

and i love the chorus :D

Title: An Ode to Aces High. (Or a great way to get banned)
Post by: Sixpence on January 18, 2003, 10:02:15 AM

lmao

Title: An Ode to Aces High. (Or a great way to get banned)
Post by: guttboy on January 18, 2003, 12:39:50 PM

Great job!  Good version of the original!

Title: An Ode to Aces High. (Or a great way to get banned)
Post by: udet on January 18, 2003, 12:45:35 PM

lol

Title: An Ode to Aces High. (Or a great way to get banned)
Post by: Max on January 19, 2003, 12:13:53 PM

Funniest damned thing I've seen in ages!



DmdMax

Title: Nuther verse...
Post by: Max on January 19, 2003, 02:32:14 PM

Here comes Fester, there goes Laz, chewing up a Niki spaz,
Vulching, vulching everywhere ya go…
Diving on the friggen ack, running from a screaming Yak…
Pizza’s coming yes we see, I just lost my ISP

chorus:

DmdMax

Title: An Ode to Aces High. (Or a great way to get banned)
Post by: jpeg on January 19, 2003, 07:14:47 PM

ROFL

"That's gold Jerry!, GOLD!"

Title: An Ode to Aces High. (Or a great way to get banned)
Post by: BlckMgk on January 20, 2003, 08:56:17 AM

Very funny indeed!